Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[ThePowerCosmic]

I thought this thread was only for pick-up lines for psychos? This guy's lines are great, I have to use a few next time I'm at the club.

 

[bullets]

"Hey babe, I just saw you from across the room and was thinking about having sex with you"


Works every time.

 

[knowsbleed]

I thought this thread was only for pick-up lines for psychos? This guy's lines are great, I have to use a few next time I'm at the club.

They seemed to fit both the Creepy Pasta thread and this one... eerily enough.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

They seemed to fit both the Creepy Pasta thread and this one... eerily enough.

Yeah it did fit with both threads, that's what makes it so funny.

 

[knowsbleed]

If you promise to not delete this thread...I promise to quit videotaping you when I look through your window.

 

[bored]

I saw this bumped, and for one fleeting, glorious moment, I thought Dog Lips had come back.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I don't foresee this lasting. Lately if an old thread gets resurrected they automatically close it for no reason. Shame, it's a fun thread.

 

[Amano Jyaku]

Hey beautiful. I really enjoy your scent...reminds me of my cousin.

 

[Amano Jyaku]

Girl, I'd like to suck your face, lay an egg in your chest and burst through it in a geyser of blood and guts... just to get to your heart.