Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006.

Page 1 of 25
  1. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    Come up with some badass pick-up lines you'd use if you were psycho.....IF I said....yeah.....

    "I love your skin, it would make a badass mask."

    "If I told you you had a nice body would you let me bury it?"

    "I was thinking that your hair smells great and that I'd like to chew on it."

    "I bet your tears probably taste like candy."


    And feel free to post some secksy owls if you have to. :up:
     
    #1 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  2. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    your name must be bunny cause your ass looks so fluffy.
     
    #2 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  3. Immortalfire

    Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2001
    Messages:
    61,918
    Likes Received:
    3,509
    [​IMG]
     
    #3 Immortalfire, Mar 9, 2006
  4. Alpha and Omega

    Alpha and Omega Registered

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2005
    Messages:
    6,656
    Likes Received:
    0
    "If your left leg was Christmas, and your right one was Thanksgiving, could I possibly come visit you between the holidays?":o

    - Shorty:)
     
    #4 Alpha and Omega, Mar 9, 2006
  5. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    My heart pumps blood for you, won't you pump some for me?


    Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!
     
    #5 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  6. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    Can I lick that film off your teeth?
     
    #6 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  7. The FallenAngel

    The FallenAngel Semper Fi

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2005
    Messages:
    9,901
    Likes Received:
    0
    You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.
     
    #7 The FallenAngel, Mar 9, 2006
  8. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
     
    #8 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  9. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    Do you have a road map? Because I'm about to get lost in your innards.
     
    #9 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  10. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    Ha ha ha. *Writes down* :o
     
    #10 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  11. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2004
    Messages:
    75,514
    Likes Received:
    4,482
    I usually drive by the high schools during September and say, "Hey baby do you wanna drive in a car."

    Also, you would look so hot bound and gagged in the trunk of my car.
     
    #11 Erzengel, Mar 9, 2006
  12. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
     
    #12 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  13. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
     
    #13 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  14. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    Your daddy must be a thief because he stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes. Can I have them?
     
    #14 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  15. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    You want me. I can smell it.
     
    #15 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  16. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die in your lips.
     
    #16 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  17. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I found another one.
     
    #17 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  18. The FallenAngel

    The FallenAngel Semper Fi

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2005
    Messages:
    9,901
    Likes Received:
    0
    I think we have scared everyone off.
     
    #18 The FallenAngel, Mar 9, 2006
  19. Wilhelm-Scream

    Wilhelm-Scream Registered

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2004
    Messages:
    46,284
    Likes Received:
    0
    So, come here often I'M GONNA YANK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND F*** THE SOCKETS!!!!. My Name's Terry. What's Yours?
     
    #19 Wilhelm-Scream, Mar 9, 2006
  20. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2002
    Messages:
    22,039
    Likes Received:
    0
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
     
    #20 Equint77, Mar 9, 2006
  21. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    What's wrong? You look a little sad and gloomy. What you need is a little vitamin ME.
     
    #21 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  22. Sava

    Sava Dont cry, my dear

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2003
    Messages:
    42,178
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol...love this thread :D
     
    #22 Sava, Mar 9, 2006
  23. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2003
    Messages:
    33,006
    Likes Received:
    19
    Are you lost? Cause it's strange to see an angel so far from heaven. Let me send you back there.
     
    #23 DOG LIPS, Mar 9, 2006
  24. Bad Superman

    Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2002
    Messages:
    12,215
    Likes Received:
    0
    I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.

    -Stephen King
     
    #24 Bad Superman, Mar 9, 2006
  25. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2004
    Messages:
    75,514
    Likes Received:
    4,482
    A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

    You: "Do you have the energy?"
     
    #25 Erzengel, Mar 9, 2006
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 25

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Accept Learn More...
    Dismiss Notice
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Accept Learn More...
    Dismiss Notice
monitoring_string = "afb8e5d7348ab9e99f73cba908f10802"