Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!


El Señor Presidente
Mar 5, 2003
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Come up with some badass pick-up lines you'd use if you were psycho.....IF I said....yeah.....

"I love your skin, it would make a badass mask."

"If I told you you had a nice body would you let me bury it?"

"I was thinking that your hair smells great and that I'd like to chew on it."

"I bet your tears probably taste like candy."

And feel free to post some secksy owls if you have to. :up:
your name must be bunny cause your ash looks so fluffy.
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right one was Thanksgiving, could I possibly come visit you between the holidays?":o

- Shorty:)
My heart pumps blood for you, won't you pump some for me?

Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
Do you have a road map? Because I'm about to get lost in your innards.
The FallenAngel said:
You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.
Ha ha ha. *Writes down* :o
I usually drive by the high schools during September and say, "Hey baby do you wanna drive in a car."

Also, you would look so hot bound and gagged in the trunk of my car.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Your daddy must be a thief because he stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes. Can I have them?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die in your lips.
Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I found another one.
So, come here often I'M GONNA YANK OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND F*** THE SOCKETS!!!!. My Name's Terry. What's Yours?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
What's wrong? You look a little sad and gloomy. What you need is a little vitamin ME.
lol...love this thread :D
Are you lost? Cause it's strange to see an angel so far from heaven. Let me send you back there.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.

-Stephen King
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"

You: "Do you have the energy?"

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