Erzengel's "Breaking A Date" Excuse Roledex

SB said:
I can recite Transformers: The Movie (1986) without watching it, and I can do about half the voices.


You can find that and much much more in the "Shadowboxing's Greatest Pickup Lines" collection!
 
"Hey baby... wanna bah weep Graaaaagnah my wheep ni ni bong tonight?" *wink* *wink*
 
Well I have to actually break up with someone who I thought I had already broken up with before but given she wants me to go on a 1 week vacation with her.
 
What happened to the classic--
"Um, actually, I'm gay, so..."
 
"I forgot to mention, I'm a post-op FTM Transexual"
 
"I forgot I already had a date with my online girlfriend."
 

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