Every Girl Needs This Boyfriend

[The Original Bamfer]

Wait, is this, like, a MySpace bulletin?

 

[Golgo-13]

•Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.
Not her butt/waist/boobs.
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
• When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her
•Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
•Spoil her.
• Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up
• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
•Look at her as if she was the only person in the room.
• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
My girlfriend sent me that on msn the first week we dated.

^

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wait, is this, like, a MySpace bulletin?

Yeah, I think so. Haven't been on Myspace in months.

 

[mrsparkle]

That is a well known myspace bulliten. His girlfriend didn't send him that.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Wait, is this, like, a MySpace bulletin?

Chyeah. It has myspace sappiness written all over it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I bet a fat chick wrote that...

 

[BRUTAL]

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What, we respectin fatties now?

 

[BRUTAL]

Not at all, not AT ALL.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I saw one of those fat chicks today who has like the ***** fat...you know the massive camel toe that runs all the way up the front of their stomach and shows through their soiled sweatpants.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I saw one of those fat chicks today who has like the ***** fat...you know the massive camel toe that runs all the way up the front of their stomach and shows through their soiled sweatpants.

Now, is that necessary?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Now, is that necessary?

I also met this guy yesterday. Skinny dude. He said he was a "chubby chaser" (known some before) who only liked fat to obese women. Go fig.

(I met Bill Clinton monday before we go there).

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I saw one of those fat chicks today who has like the ***** fat...you know the massive camel toe that runs all the way up the front of their stomach and shows through their soiled sweatpants.

Ah yes, the punching bag.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Ah yes, the punching bag.

That's what their calling it huh? Well she was in the gym on the recumbant bike....so at least she was trying to get rid of it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She gets props for walking into the gym She'll do work on of these days I guess.

 

[AndThePickles]

Chyeah. It has myspace sappiness written all over it.

Hahahahahaha

 

[BRUTAL]

I saw one of those fat chicks today who has like the ***** fat...you know the massive camel toe that runs all the way up the front of their stomach and shows through their soiled sweatpants.

Front Butt FTL

 

[Sandman138]

God, what happened to the days when oral and a vibrator where enough?