Fact or Fiction: The legend of the touch!

[Holly Goodhead]

That's cause everyone hates you.

you are the ****ing dirt i walk on. lol

 

[The Shape]

you are the ****ing dirt i walk on. lol

Exhibit A in the case of "Why Everyone Hates You".

 

[The Question]

Gross.

I used to *********e...until I got a vibrator for my 18th b-day.

Wouldn't the use of vibrators and other such machinery count as *********ion since, you know, there's no one else there?

 

[The Shape]

Wouldn't the use of vibrators and other such machinery count as *********ion since, you know, there's no one else there?

Yeah, it does. I think she was joking. At least I hope she was.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ok, so it dawns upon me that there is indeed an unfair ratio of men to women.
Men definetely outnumbering the women. But I need to ask a very important question. One of life's hardest questions, one of life's riddles.

I present it to you now?

Do girls masterbate.

Ok so it's a VERY touchy subject but it HAS to be addressed. Girls seem to deny it, as if they are all taught the same agenda....as if they are part of some clan to swear a SECRET oath.

Either that....or it's not ok to touch yourself unless another hand or object touches it for you.

So discuss away...maybe the truth will flow out of the metaphorical vagina that is this thread. Who knows.

Discuss discuss discuss!

(Poll to be included)

I think the thing is....say you get a hella-itch right at the rim of your nostril.....or on the tip of your nose...

No problem, "He just had an itch."


But now, imagine that you feel an itch 1.2 inches inSIDE your nostril, and when you get done, your index finger is shellacked with slime....

Humans are terrified of bodily fluids
(for good reason, they're bacteria-soups).

So imagine rhythmically stroking your sweaty, but relatively dry finger, and then imagine rubbing circles into a goopy, slimy, sometimes bloody mess.

a dude can slam his fluids into a Kleenex. But a chick, she, if functioning normally/hotly, IS a pot of sexy goop.

Eff I'm turned on now, thx much .


Also,... have you....never been to a *****-Store?
Here, at "Toys In Babeland", you'll, pretty much exclusively see.....chicks......interested.....in.....*********ory aids.

 

[Equint77]

girls jerk off...... I've seen it in pop up books at barnes and noble

 

[Kmack]

Wouldn't the use of vibrators and other such machinery count as *********ion since, you know, there's no one else there?

I suppose, but you don't have to work as hard

 

[The Question]

I suppose, but you don't have to work as hard

Well, good for you then.

 

[maxwell's demon]

i'm saving myself for marriage

the best thing about this statement is that it implicitly suggests, if you consider the thread subject, the utter lack of sex any man will receive should he become toven's unfortunate cuckold-husband.

 

[Crooklyn]

So imagine rhythmically stroking your sweaty, but relatively dry finger, and then imagine rubbing circles into a goopy, slimy, sometimes bloody mess.

I'm sorry, but what kind of disfigured, revolting, walking abomination have you been with, to even use those words to describe a woman's pink?