Fantastic Lounges: The Crimes of Reek

[Reek]

 

[Marvolo]

I've found my favorite Creation myth:

The Enuma Elish begins: "When above the heavens did not yet exist nor the earth below, Apsu the freshwater ocean was there, the first, the begetter, and Tiamat, the saltwater sea, she who bore them all; they were still mixing their waters, and no pasture land had yet been formed, nor even a reed marsh." This resulted in the birth of the younger gods, who later murder Apsu in order to usurp his lordship of the universe. Enraged, Tiamat gives birth to the first dragons, filling their bodies with "venom instead of blood", and made war upon her treacherous children, only to be slain by Marduk, the god of Storms, who then forms the heavens and earth from her corpse.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Scummybag doouche

Censorbag can be bypassed there.

I wonder how it handles peacock.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What's the matter kddo?

 

[Reek]

Alabama... I believe the entire state should be removed.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Alabama... I believe the entire state should be removed.

But what of Bubba Gump?

 

[Fading]

I try not to complain about the censorship much. It does occasionally get annoying though. My first/only time getting in trouble on here was for quoting someone else's post that had a daily show clip that had a single cuss word in it.

Since then I've been slightly paranoid about linking YouTube vids. I'll typically rewatch it a second time just to make sure one cuss word didn't slip in. Which takes some of the fun out of some videos when you pay that close attention to each word.

Like sad cat diaries on Youtube. It's funny, IMO. Mostly harmless, just some adult humor (non sexual). However it has one cussword, so can't link it. Some of the content barred on here is stuff that would easily make it on daytime TV.

 

[Fading]

What's the matter kddo?

He's sad he can't say *****e.

 

[Marvolo]

I try not to complain about the censorship much. It does occasionally get annoying though. My first/only time getting in trouble on here was for quoting someone else's post that had a daily show clip that had a single cuss word in it.

Since then I've been slightly paranoid about linking YouTube vids. I'll typically rewatch it a second time just to make sure one cuss word didn't slip in. Which takes some of the fun out of some videos when you pay that close attention to each word.

Like sad cat diaries on Youtube. It's funny, IMO. Mostly harmless, just some adult humor (non sexual). However it has one cussword, so can't link it. Some of the content barred on here is stuff that would easily make it on daytime TV.

I got in trouble for bypassing the censor one time. Purely because I tried to censor a word myself. I thought the word I was using wasnt censored by the Hype and decided to censor it myself by replacing some of the letters with asterisks. Turns out it was a censored word and the asterisks I put in the word bypassed the Hype's own censors. I received a warning or an infraction, cant remember which. No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Iceman]

Spider-*z**

Oh damn!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ancho****

Why fish, WHY?

 

[Schlosser85]

Anchovies?

 

[Iceman]

Anchoziez

 

[Fading]

Spider-*z**

Oh damn!

Why did you do this? Now that I've seen part of his name censored, my brain turned Aziz into asses. Then next time I saw his name, my mind read it as Spider-asses. It's hilarious, but I don't want to think of spider butts every time I read his comments.


Edit - Wait, asses isn't censored? I'm becoming increasingly confused.

 

[Iceman]

This is the most productive I've been all year!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'm a stickler for not disrespecting names. Now apologize.

I blame you, @Perfect Cell and force you to look at this cupcake bottom spider.

 

[Iceman]

I'm a stickler for not disrespecting names. Now apologize.




I blame you, @Perfect Cell and force you to look at this cupcake bottom spider.

I apolaziz.

And that is no way proportional as a sentence.

 

[squeekness]

I'm a stickler for not disrespecting names. Now apologize.

I blame you, @Perfect Cell and force you to look at this cupcake bottom spider.

That is what nightmares are made of.

 

[C. Lee]

Movies I watched in November -

*Mystery Liner (1934) Noah Beery
*Too Late For Tears (1949) Lizabeth Scott
*Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) Milla Jovovich
*Scarlet Street (1945) Edward G. Robinson
*The Scorpion King: Book of Souls (2018) Zach McGowan
American Graffiti (1973) Ron Howard
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) James Mason
*Murder By Television (1935) Bela Lugosi
*The Green Mile (1999) Tom Hanks
The Cassandra Crossing (1976) Richard Harris
*The Murder in the Red Barn (1935) Tod Slaughter
*The Ticket of Leave Man (1937) Tod Slaughter
*Crimes at the Dark House (1940) Tod Slaughter
*Jamaica Inn (1939) (Hitchcock) Maureen O'Hara
*The Ape Man (1943) Bela Lugosi
*Shadow of Chinatown (1936) Bela Lugosi
End of the World (1977) Christopher Lee
*The Fury of the Wolf Man (1972) Paul Naschy
The Last of the Mohicans (1992) Daniel Day-Lewis
*Sabotage (1936) (Hitchcock) Sylvia Sidney
*Deathsport (1978) David Carradine
*The Spy in Black (1939) Conrad Veidt
*The Ring (1929) (Hitchcock)
*Hell Below (1933) Robert Montgomery
Red Dawn (1984) Patrick Swayze
*The D.I. (1958) Jack Webb
*Home For the Holidays (1995) Holly Hunter
*Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) David Carradine
Captain America: the Winter Soldier (2014) Chris Evans
*Meg (2018) Jason Statham
*Sunshine (2007) Chris Evans
The Outsiders (1983) C. Thomas Howell
*The Notorious Bettie Page (2005) Gretchen Moll
Ghost in the Shell (2017) Scarlett Johansson
The Green Slime (1968) Robert Horton
*Winchester '73 (1967) John Saxon
2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984) Roy Scheider
*The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) Mackenzie Foy
Beauty and the Beast (2017) Emma Watson
Iron Man (2008) Robert Downey Jr.
The Incredible Hulk (2008) Edward Norton
Iron Man 2 (2010) Robert Downey Jr.
Thor (2011) Chris Hemsworth
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Chris Evans
The Avengers (2012) Chris Evans
Iron Man 3 (2013) Robert Downey Jr.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
The Hunter (1980) Steve McQueen
Midnight Cowboy (1969) Jon Voight
*The Wizard of Oz (1925) Dorothy Dwan
*Across the Pacific (1942) Humphrey Bogart
*Wolf Warrior 2 (2017) Jing Wu
*Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) John Cusack
*Get Shorty (1995) John Travolta
*The Equalizer (2014) Denzel Washington
*The Big Heat (1953) Glenn Ford
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) Colin Firth

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2017) Milla Jovovich

Fixed

The Scorpion King: Book of Souls (2018) Zach McGowan

A new movie for this. Sequel or remake?

The Green Mile (1999) Tom Hanks
Captain America: the Winter Soldier (2014) Chris Evans

Ghost in the Shell (2017) Scarlett Johansson

Did you like it? I liked Juliet Benoich's scenes.

Iron Man (2008) Robert Downey Jr.
The Incredible Hulk (2008) Edward Norton
Iron Man 2 (2010) Robert Downey Jr.
Thor (2011) Chris Hemsworth
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Chris Evans
The Avengers (2012) Chris Evans
Iron Man 3 (2013) Robert Downey Jr.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
The Wizard of Oz (1925) Dorothy Dwan
The Equalizer (2014) Denzel Washington

 

[flickchick85]

C.Lee watched my 16th, 42nd and 47th favorite Hitchcock movies last month, lol.

 

[C. Lee]

 

[Lily Adler]

Are those students who study the Mexican Bigfoot?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Yes. And they read this stuff.

 

[Reek]

Bigfoot is actually pretty easy to spot, and dare I say capture.... He's a massive alcoholic... Left a keg on the porch one time and the son of a gun was passed out on my hammock.