Game Awards 2024

[Sithborg]

Legitimately the worst award show in the world. They don't even care about their own awards.

Look, you have to make time for Kojima to go on some weird ass monologue for half an hour.

 

[Snow Queen]

Legitimately the worst award show in the world. They don't even care about their own awards.

It's a terrible awards show.

*Remembers Isabela Merced is presenting*

It's an amazing and important cultural institution.

 

[Gee]

StS 2, nice.

@Joe Von Zombie Warren Spector's new game is a multiplayer game...

 

[Sithborg]

A farming game, this is just a Nintendo Direct now.

 

[Sithborg]

"Hi to the team we all fired"

 

[Gee]

More D&D cRPG goodness.

 

[Sithborg]

MUPPETS!!!

 

[Sithborg]

Troy Baker and Todd Howard. Yawn.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Hey look, the game they will never end up nominated at these awards because of when it came out.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Is Troy Baker really tall or is Todd Howard just really small?

 

[Sithborg]

And the celebrity who doesn't know what the **** is going on this year is Harrison Ford.

 

[Snow Queen]

Real image of Todd Howard and Troy Baker:

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

lol 100% chance Ford is high right now.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Is Troy Baker really tall or is Todd Howard just really small?

Yes.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Oh look, a game no one played and reviewed poorly!

 

[Sithborg]

Man, Howard is tiny

 

[Gee]

Congrats to Jurgens again. Her second win for the same role.

Oh look, a game no one played and review poorly!

C'mon man...

 

[DarthSkywalker]

C'mon man...

Where's the lie?

I played the first. Really liked it. But giving out awards for tech demos, that very few people played, sucks.

 

[Sithborg]

So, they did best performance first because Ford just wanted to get out of here.

Starting with Witcher 4. Not bad.

EDIT: Ciri game is going to piss off the chuds.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Witcher time!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

That's Ciri's sword... PLEASE!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Ciri! Please tell me she's the main character.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

Okay, not a bad start.

 

[DKDetective]

Troy Baker and Todd Howard. Yawn.

At least the tall one is actually talented. Baker may be a dink, but he killed it in this game just as he has for many other past performances.

I also really hate that Howard is stealing the credit for MachineGames' greatness. This is 100% their game. The DNA here goes all the way back to Escape from Butcher Bay.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

There are no games for me until Witcher IV.