Groundhog Lounge

[Perfect Cell]

Is this like a pride/identity thing?

"No... Sorry Ivan, but WE'RE the vast, cold frozen nation state with a taste for booze and expertise in hockey. Find some other gimmick."

Well, that... and the whole Cold War thing. We were in that too. We just took it out by crippling their hockey players during games.

That also happened. The Canadian player admitted it was intentional. The 70s were a wild time.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This brings to mind a strange incident that happened to me recently. The local pizza place I frequent is now owned by Muslims which I didn’t think much of at the time, but apparently they substituted the ham from the pizzas with turkey....I couldn’t tell the difference. I was bamboozled. Turkey pizzas, brave new world.

This is how I experience Hawaiian pizza in all its pineapple topped glory, with turkey instead of ham.

 

[Roose Bolton]

This is how I experience Hawaiian pizza in all its pineapple topped glory, with turkey instead of ham.

I usually have an Aussie pizza, which is basically this:

Normally there's a lot of Ham....I had at least 4 of them since the new owners took over with turkey subsistuted in and I couldn't tell the difference at all.

....I'm starting to wonder if my kebabs have secretly been tofu instead of lamb and beef.

 

[Reek]

turkey and ham are the same thing


spoiler.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I usually have an Aussie pizza, which is basically this:

Spoiler

Normally there's a lot of Ham....I had at least 4 of them since the new owners took over with turkey substituted in and I couldn't tell the difference at all.

....I'm starting to wonder if my kebabs have secretly been tofu instead of lamb and beef.

YUM.

You should try dahl flour kebab, these are really good, taste better when stuffed with cheese.

 

[squeekness]

I usually have an Aussie pizza, which is basically this:

Normally there's a lot of Ham....I had at least 4 of them since the new owners took over with turkey subsistuted in and I couldn't tell the difference at all.

....I'm starting to wonder if my kebabs have secretly been tofu instead of lamb and beef.

If you can't tell then who cares, right? Still looks yummy.

 

[Kane52630]

"How can we make Twister and XXX look more 90s?"

"I got you fam"

 

[squeekness]

I'm at work on a Saturday. This is just wrong.

 

[Iceman]

absolutely not. i know his true nature. and its not the nice guy he pretends to be.

He was born nasty, and then brought up by Squeeks who beat him daily and passed on her cruel ways to him.

 

[Iceman]

turkey and ham are the same thing


spoiler.

Well they come from the same animal so no surprise there!

 

[squeekness]

He was born nasty, and then brought up by Squeeks who beat him daily and passed on her cruel ways to him.

I do love my petty torments.

 

[Marvolo]

Well this is awful...

Jóhann Jóhannsson, the Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning composer behind Sicario and Theory of Everything, died on Friday, his manager confirmed Saturday. He was 48 years old. The cause of death is unknown.

Jóhannsson is survived by his daughter, parents and sisters.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/johann-johannsson-visionary-composer-behind-sicario-dies-at-48-1083619?utm_source=twitter

 

[Guts]

I do believe that if you fight in international hockey, there is a chance you could get the team disqualified, depending on the scope of it.

...It's happened before.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

He was born nasty, and then brought up by Squeeks who beat him daily and passed on her cruel ways to him.

She had to kick me out, I kept biting her feet and force feeding her cabbage pizza.

 

[squeekness]

Well this is awful...

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/johann-johannsson-visionary-composer-behind-sicario-dies-at-48-1083619?utm_source=twitter

48 is too young.

 

[squeekness]

She had to kick me out, I kept biting her feet and force feeding her cabbage pizza.

Cabbage pizza gives you gas! You can really clear a room.

 

[squeekness]

I really do think that if they have to haul my raggedy ole ass in on a Saturday they should buy me pizza. And not Reeky cabbage pizza neither.

 

[Iceman]

Cabbage pizza gives you gas! You can really clear a room.

Aziz doesn't need help in this department.

 

[Iceman]

I really do think that if they have to haul my raggedy ole ass in on a Saturday they should buy me pizza. And not Reeky cabbage pizza neither.

How much notice do you get that you will have to work on a Saturday?

 

[squeekness]

How much notice do you get that you will have to work on a Saturday?

Its usually two or three days notice. I don't have to come in often, maybe once a year, but I'm lazy enough to complain about it, lol.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Cabbage pizza gives you gas! You can really clear a room.

I can eat cabbage without being gaseous.

 

[squeekness]

I can eat cabbage without being gaseous.

You're very lucky.



On the other hand I am eating pop tarts which, alas, don't taste remotely like pizza.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

On the other hand I am eating pop tarts which, alas, don't taste remotely like pizza.

 

[squeekness]

Poor mister lizard is gonna bite that meanie in the ass.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Pet iguana has no complaints.