How big of an age gap is acceptable when dating? [read: I banged a hot soccer mom!]

Kyalesyin · May 27, 2007

Kritish said:
If you nail her daughter and she finds out shell snap off your cock and pickle it.

I'd pay to see that

Mr. Credible · May 27, 2007

Kritish said:
If you nail her daughter and she finds out shell snap off your cock and pickle it.

yeah... but it'll be one hell of a story.

Movies205 · May 27, 2007

jaguarr said:
What do you think he's getting at with that statement he made to you? Honestly, continually pursuing possibly disastrous sexual relationships to the point that it's detrimental to your overall life is, if not a big red flag over intimacy issues, a possible sign of sexual addiction. Might be worth taking some time to consider what pushes you to find these types of women and get into situations with them that aren't very healthy. Just playing armchair psychologist. Don't mind me.

jag

It's okay if a electrician can, why can't you? :trans:

Mr. Credible · May 27, 2007

jaguarr said:
What do you think he's getting at with that statement he made to you? Honestly, continually pursuing possibly disastrous sexual relationships to the point that it's detrimental to your overall life is, if not a big red flag over intimacy issues, a possible sign of sexual addiction. Might be worth taking some time to consider what pushes you to find these types of women and get into situations with them that aren't very healthy. Just playing armchair psychologist. Don't mind me.

jag

it's not really detrimental to my life, though... it's probably not the most constructive thing in the world, but it hardly effects my day to day life in a bad way. you're more than likely right on the intimacy issues, though. i've gotten pretty good at faking intimacy, though, so it's not a big deal.

and i don't find or persue these women... they truthfully just fall in my lap. i don't persue any women, really. you know what they say about a watched pot, and i always just hope i'lll come across a decent one, but, sadly, and funnily enough, all i get are psychos.

oh well, what can you do?

Sloth7d · May 27, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
okay, so i met this girl (woman, i suppose) through work a couple of weeks ago, she was nice, pretty, and looked to be about 30 or so... maybe 35 (i'm 23, by the way)

well, i was wrong about everything except for the pretty part. she mentioned she had a daughter, and when i asked how old, she told me 22! she wouldn't tell me how old she was herself, but i saw her ID when we went out to the bar, (yes, she got carded, she looks that young) and she was born in april of 1963! she's a year older than my mom!

so, whatever, we kept flirting at work, then talking on the phone, then we went out for drinks, and ended up sleeping together (my god she's a firecracker!) she told me she just likes being in relationships with younger guys because we're funner, not boring, and because she acts like a teenager herself. well, we've been seeing eachother for about a week now, and she's completely off her rocker. she already tells me she loves me (i don't say it back yet, i just say "aw! thanks, babe."), we sleep together everyday (again, complete madwoman in bed, she's insane) and she calls me 7 times a day. oh well. beats being single.

so, i forget what the point of this thread was... something about age gaps in dating, i suppose.

Dude. Teach me.

Mr. Credible · May 27, 2007

Sloth7d said:
Dude. Teach me.

step 1: find a girl who's insane, but cute.

step 2: diddle her pooter.

step 3: repeat.

Kritish · May 27, 2007

Kyalesyin said:
I'd pay to see that

We know you would. :woo

t:

Kyalesyin · May 27, 2007

Kritish said:
We know you would. t:

I can't help it if that kind of thing amuses me... hell, the thought of men suffereing....

I think I'd better shut up.

Mr. Credible · Jun 13, 2007

update:

this girl is completely insane. good for adventures in bed, bad for um... everything else.

jaguarr · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
update:

this girl is completely insane. good for adventures in bed, bad for um... everything else.

I think we all sort of saw this post coming a mile away, man. Get out while you can.

jag

Mr. Credible · Jun 13, 2007

it's seriously too late. we were cuddling last night, and she went into the whole 'why do you like me?' thing... then the whole 'how can i be having these feelings for you so soon?' thing.

i pretended to fall asleep, then high tailed it out of there.

oh well. at least the sex is good. and she does stroke my ego like crazy. i've actually developed a swagger since i started seeing her.

jaguarr · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
it's seriously too late. we were cuddling last night, and she went into the whole 'why do you like me?' thing... then the whole 'how can i be having these feelings for you so soon?' thing.

i pretended to fall asleep, then high tailed it out of there.

oh well. at least the sex is good. and she does stroke my ego like crazy. i've actually developed a swagger since i started seeing her.

It's not too late, but keep seeing her because the fun part of this story you will have to share with us hasn't even begun yet.

jag

Duende Verde · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
okay, so i met this girl (woman, i suppose) through work a couple of weeks ago, she was nice, pretty, and looked to be about 30 or so... maybe 35 (i'm 23, by the way)

well, i was wrong about everything except for the pretty part. she mentioned she had a daughter, and when i asked how old, she told me 22! she wouldn't tell me how old she was herself, but i saw her ID when we went out to the bar, (yes, she got carded, she looks that young) and she was born in april of 1963! she's a year older than my mom!

so, whatever, we kept flirting at work, then talking on the phone, then we went out for drinks, and ended up sleeping together (my god she's a firecracker!) she told me she just likes being in relationships with younger guys because we're funner, not boring, and because she acts like a teenager herself. well, we've been seeing eachother for about a week now, and she's completely off her rocker. she already tells me she loves me (i don't say it back yet, i just say "aw! thanks, babe."), we sleep together everyday (again, complete madwoman in bed, she's insane) and she calls me 7 times a day. oh well. beats being single.

so, i forget what the point of this thread was... something about age gaps in dating, i suppose.

Mr. Credible is a funner guy. :up:

And what ever happened to this:

Mr. Credible · Jun 13, 2007

Duende Verde said:
Mr. Credible is a funner guy.

And what ever happened to this:

i love that picture, i have it saved on my computer...

but i actually went out with that girl today, and sunday night. we still hang out on occasion, and um... do stuff. (if you know what i mean)

and i knew funner didn't look right. oh well.

Duende Verde · Jun 13, 2007

Very well, don't forget to

Mr. Credible · Jun 13, 2007

jaguarr said:
It's not too late, but keep seeing her because the fun part of this story you will have to share with us hasn't even begun yet.

jag

i'm looking forward to it......... not.

Erzengel · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
this girl is completely insane. good for adventures in bed, bad for um...

Mr. Credible said:
oh well. at least the sex is good. and she does stroke my ego like crazy. i've actually developed a swagger since i started seeing her.

Mr. Credible said:
iwe still hang out on occasion, and um... do stuff. (if you know what i mean)

No. No clue what you mean what so ever. LOL.

Mr. Credible · Jun 13, 2007

Duende Verde said:
Very well, don't forget to

damn it that's awesome.

jaguarr · Jun 13, 2007

LMAO! To whoever changed the thread title... :up:

jag

Assassin · Jun 13, 2007

Movies205 said:
Wierd... I'm writing a story similar to this... It makes me jubilant that my chararization is down pat on the woman, (Edit: What I meant is, I'm always afraid I'm not writing women write, so to get some confirmation a woman would act in such a way, makes me happy)... None the less, I let the official gurus of the hype give you sage like wisdom....

why are you talking like that?

BTW

Right

chamber-music · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
step 1: find a girl who's insane, but cute.

step 2: diddle her pooter.

step 3: repeat.

t: so...so...funny.

But seriously dude use her till you get bored then kick her to the curb.

ScottyBBadd · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
okay, so i met this girl (woman, i suppose) through work a couple of weeks ago, she was nice, pretty, and looked to be about 30 or so... maybe 35 (i'm 23, by the way)

well, i was wrong about everything except for the pretty part. she mentioned she had a daughter, and when i asked how old, she told me 22! she wouldn't tell me how old she was herself, but i saw her ID when we went out to the bar, (yes, she got carded, she looks that young) and she was born in april of 1963! she's a year older than my mom!

so, whatever, we kept flirting at work, then talking on the phone, then we went out for drinks, and ended up sleeping together (my god she's a firecracker!) she told me she just likes being in relationships with younger guys because we're funner, not boring, and because she acts like a teenager herself. well, we've been seeing eachother for about a week now, and she's completely off her rocker. she already tells me she loves me (i don't say it back yet, i just say "aw! thanks, babe."), we sleep together everyday (again, complete madwoman in bed, she's insane) and she calls me 7 times a day. oh well. beats being single.

so, i forget what the point of this thread was... something about age gaps in dating, i suppose.

When I was your age I was getting with women in their 30's. So , I say go for it.

Jack Rabbit · Jun 13, 2007

Erzengel said:
So um, yeah do you use these threads really as a way to bouce things off to collect your thoughts or an excuse to brag?

t:

Well said.

Johnichi Chiba · Jun 13, 2007

Here be cougars.

user123456789 · Jun 13, 2007

Mr. Credible said:
okay, so i met this girl (woman, i suppose) through work a couple of weeks ago, she was nice, pretty, and looked to be about 30 or so... maybe 35 (i'm 23, by the way)

well, i was wrong about everything except for the pretty part. she mentioned she had a daughter, and when i asked how old, she told me 22! she wouldn't tell me how old she was herself, but i saw her ID when we went out to the bar, (yes, she got carded, she looks that young) and she was born in april of 1963! she's a year older than my mom!

so, whatever, we kept flirting at work, then talking on the phone, then we went out for drinks, and ended up sleeping together (my god she's a firecracker!) she told me she just likes being in relationships with younger guys because we're funner, not boring, and because she acts like a teenager herself. well, we've been seeing eachother for about a week now, and she's completely off her rocker. she already tells me she loves me (i don't say it back yet, i just say "aw! thanks, babe."), we sleep together everyday (again, complete madwoman in bed, she's insane) and she calls me 7 times a day. oh well. beats being single.

so, i forget what the point of this thread was... something about age gaps in dating, i suppose.

pics??????????

of the chick

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