How big of an age gap is acceptable when dating? [read: I banged a hot soccer mom!]

[Mr. Credible]

update, because i'm bored...


so, the 44 year old non-virgin and i broke up about a month ago... i told her i couldn't see her any more. in one of my (rare) moments of clarity, i realized i was starting to like her, and, knowing that no future could come from her and i, decided to break it off...

so, after 30 minutes or so of her explaining that she's "not used to being said 'no' to" etc, etc... and me saying "too bad", she threatened to kill me. she showed me the gun and everything. i was actually kind of flattered, to be honest. any girl that would threaten to kill me for leaving her is obviously really into me... but, i left anyway.

she's i guess tried to get onto the base where i live a few times, and the guards had to turn her away because she refused to give her name. all they told me was "this older hot lady tried to get in in a silver sedan, but took off when we asked her name" this had happened 3 or 4 times... again, i was flattered.

so, i got extra-drunk last tuesday, and (apparently) left her a message. which is weird, because, i deleted her number from my phone, but i guess i had that drunken recall that finkelstein was talking about in beerfest.

so, she called back wednesday, saying how bad she missed me, etc, etc, and just didn't call because her family (mostly her 19 and 22 year old daughters) told her not to bother...

long story short, we're back together. and i'm feeling pretty good about it. because she is a total pervert, and i don't think i'll ever have sex so nasty as i have with her... um... yeah.

 

[jaguarr]

She showed you her gun and threatened to kill you for trying to leave her and yet you're back with her? Start writing your obituary now, dude, so it will say what you want it to.

jag

 

[Mr. Credible]

i know, right?

i was honestly flattered, though... scared, but flattered.

if she cares enough to threaten to shoot me, show me the gun and everything... well, that means love.

 

[jaguarr]

i know, right?

i was honestly flattered, though... scared, but flattered.

if she cares enough to threaten to shoot me, show me the gun and everything... well, that means love.

What in the blue hell are you smoking? That doesn't mean love, it means she's a psychotic, co-dependent freak with violent stalker tendencies who's scared to be alone and would sooner kill you than let you not be with her. Quit thinking with your P-E-N-I-S.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If any of this was true, I'd hope that the Mom who banged Mr. Credible would kill him, and then go to prison where she could be traded back and forth for smokes, and then all would be coo with the world.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i know i'm being stupid... with a capital S, but c'mon...

if a girl cares enough to go through your email, erase all the girl's numbers from your phone, threaten to shoot you, and so on and so forth... yeah, maybe that is a dysfunctional relationship... but at least you know she cares. you know for a fact that she's not running around on you, and that you're the center of her universe. i mean, that counts for something, right?

maybe that's not that healthiest relationship in the world, but really, what is?

 

[Mr. Credible]

If any of this was true, I'd hope that the Mom who banged Mr. Credible would kill him, and then go to prison where she could be traded back and forth for smokes, and then all would be coo with the world.

that's not a terribly nice thing to say... at all

 

[Mr. Credible]

What in the blue hell are you smoking? That doesn't mean love, it means she's a psychotic, co-dependent freak with violent stalker tendencies who's scared to be alone and would sooner kill you than let you not be with her. Quit thinking with your P-E-N-I-S.

jag

i'll take the co-dependant, stalker, can't live without me freak over the lying, cheating **** any day...

call me crazy.

if love were any kind of rational thing, i doubt so many of us would be captivated by it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

that's not a terribly nice thing to say... at all

Let me explain...the fewer idiots we have on Earth, the better things will be for those of us possessing a modicum of smarts. AND, we'll also be safer if violent, mentally ill people are locked up.

You say the threat is proof that "she cares".
That is, lol, beyond ridiculous.

When you kill a raccoon, do you "care" about it?
You can't KILL something or someone and say that you "care" about it/them. Unless they WANT to be killed because they're in pain and going to die anyway.

Ending the life of someone is the very opposite of caring for them.


Next, if you can't see that it's not flattering at all that someone would want to kill you, but rather a manifestation of their own derangement and/or mental illness and/or pure evil, then you are dangerously ill-informed and/or dumb.

None of this is meant to sound "mean". It's just the truth.

Because now we know that if you fall desperately in love with a girl, and she ends up not feeling the same about you, you think it'd be a grand gesture of your undying love to threaten to kill her if she leaves you.....when really, it would make you a sick, mindless, pathetic psychopathic ass**** who doesn't understand anything about the pricelessness of human life or the way the world works.

So,....*shrug*

 

[POWdER-man]

i know i'm being stupid... with a capital S, but c'mon...

if a girl cares enough to go through your email, erase all the girl's numbers from your phone, threaten to shoot you, and so on and so forth... yeah, maybe that is a dysfunctional relationship... but at least you know she cares. you know for a fact that she's not running around on you, and that you're the center of her universe. i mean, that counts for something, right?

maybe that's not that healthiest relationship in the world, but really, what is?

SOOOO when she shoots your ass, can she say "it's with love....":heart: :heart: :heart:

Seriously man....she threatened you with a gun....I am not sure which one of you is crazier.....her or you for thinking that's normal.....I don't care how flattered you are....someone that unstable can shoot you down for any damn reason.....I say run....run as far away as you can......most military men have to worry about getting shot once they are assigned but not when they get back home to the family...

 

[Mr. Credible]

Let me explain...the fewer idiots we have on Earth, the better things will be for those of us possessing a modicum of smarts. AND, we'll also be safer if violent, mentally ill people are locked up.

You say the threat is proof that "she cares".
That is, lol, beyond ridiculous.

When you kill a raccoon, do you "care" about it?
You can't KILL something or someone and say that you "care" about it/them. Unless they WANT to be killed because they're in pain and going to die anyway.

Ending the life of someone is the very opposite of caring for them.


Next, if you can't see that it's not flattering at all that someone would want to kill you, but rather a manifestation of their own derangement and/or mental illness and/or pure evil, then you are dangerously ill-informed and/or dumb.

None of this is meant to sound "mean". It's just the truth.

Because now we know that if you fall desperately in love with a girl, and she ends up not feeling the same about you, you think it'd be a grand gesture of your undying love to threaten to kill her if she leaves you.....when really, it would make you a sick, mindless, pathetic psychopathic ass**** who doesn't understand anything about the pricelessness of human life or the way the world works.

So,....*shrug*

um... no? just because i'm flattered that some girl would go the distance and be so into me that she'd show me the gun she planned to kill me with should i leave her, that does, in no way mean that i'm that crazy... just that i dig it that she's that crazy. there's a pretty big difference. i don't know, maybe you've never had a girl be this crazy over you? not to say that her obsession is healthy, because i know it's not, but to have a good looking girl be that nuts over you is quite flattering.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Let me explain...the fewer idiots we have on Earth, the better things will be for those of us possessing a modicum of smarts. AND, we'll also be safer if violent, mentally ill people are locked up.

You say the threat is proof that "she cares".
That is, lol, beyond ridiculous.

When you kill a raccoon, do you "care" about it?
You can't KILL something or someone and say that you "care" about it/them. Unless they WANT to be killed because they're in pain and going to die anyway.

Ending the life of someone is the very opposite of caring for them.


Next, if you can't see that it's not flattering at all that someone would want to kill you, but rather a manifestation of their own derangement and/or mental illness and/or pure evil, then you are dangerously ill-informed and/or dumb.

None of this is meant to sound "mean". It's just the truth.

Because now we know that if you fall desperately in love with a girl, and she ends up not feeling the same about you, you think it'd be a grand gesture of your undying love to threaten to kill her if she leaves you.....when really, it would make you a sick, mindless, pathetic psychopathic ass**** who doesn't understand anything about the pricelessness of human life or the way the world works.

So,....*shrug*

Well said, but end of the day this guy is bragging about his sex life on a superhero board so...... he's a virgin.

 

[Mr. Socko]

I saw a case very similar to this on lifetime once.


You better sleep with one eye open because she's gonna try to hot glue your penis to your belly.

 

[jaguarr]

i know i'm being stupid... with a capital S, but c'mon...

if a girl cares enough to go through your email, erase all the girl's numbers from your phone, threaten to shoot you, and so on and so forth... yeah, maybe that is a dysfunctional relationship... but at least you know she cares. you know for a fact that she's not running around on you, and that you're the center of her universe. i mean, that counts for something, right?

maybe that's not that healthiest relationship in the world, but really, what is?

Errr...relationships like the one I have with my wife where we love and support each other, sharing responsibility to keep the relationship strong with open communication and trust and living life as a partnership as best friends AND lovers. THAT is a healthy relationship. Sorry, dude, but your soccer mom is psycho and you're practically BEGGING for something bad to happen to you by sticking it out with her. You can rationalize it any which way you want (which you seem to be doing a bang-up job of doing) but this girl is unstable, dysfunctional and her actions are NOT love. Bully for you for feeling wanted and loved but that's not what you're getting from her. She's just possessive and probably has a jealous streak a mile wide so be prepared for her to flip out and do something especially crazy when she gets it in her head somehow that you looked at another woman funny or god forbid if she suspects you might be cheating on her. She's a whack job, don't let your P-E-N-I-S rationalize all of it for you. Sorry, but that's the brutal truth. Good luck. You're going to need it.

jag

 

[Mr. Credible]

Well said, but end of the day this guy is bragging about his sex life on a superhero board so...... he's a virgin.

yeah... you're right.

and you're the guy who is commenting on it... so you must be like, the cock of the walk, right?

heaven forbid that someone who actually has a life comes into this message board looking for a few stranger's opinion's on the stuff he does, if, for no other reason, to have someone make light of his situation,

yeah, i must be a virgin... the fact that you even said that speaks volumes about you, guy.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Errr...relationships like the one I have with my wife where we love and support each other, sharing responsibility to keep the relationship strong with open communication and trust and living life as a partnership as best friends AND lovers. THAT is a healthy relationship. Sorry, dude, but your soccer mom is psycho and you're practically BEGGING for something bad to happen to you by sticking it out with her. You can rationalize it any which way you want (which you seem to be doing a bang-up job of doing) but this girl is unstable, dysfunctional and her actions are NOT love. Bully for you for feeling wanted and loved but that's not what you're getting from her. She's just possessive and probably has a jealous streak a mile wide so be prepared for her to flip out and do something especially crazy when she gets it in her head somehow that you looked at another woman funny or god forbid if she suspects you might be cheating on her. She's a whack job, don't let your P-E-N-I-S rationalize all of it for you. Sorry, but that's the brutal truth. Good luck. You're going to need it.

jag

dude, don't get me wrong, i hear you, and i get it... it's just nice to have a good looking girl that is that into you, you know?

i honestly dont' think she's going to stab me in my sleep or anything, but, i guess you never know.

 

[JP]

i love a happy ending

 

[jaguarr]

dude, don't get me wrong, i hear you, and i get it... it's just nice to have a good looking girl that is that into you, you know?

i honestly dont' think she's going to stab me in my sleep or anything, but, i guess you never know.

I can honestly tell you that it's more than possible to find a hot woman who's REALLY into you that doesn't have these issues, man. Don't let your need to have your ego stroked (along with other parts of your body) get you into a bad situation, which this one really does sound like it is to be honest. That's all I'm saying. The gun and the death threat over breaking up should have been more than loud enough of a message for you but you're a big boy and if you want to ignore the obvious just because she's "into you", that's your deal.

jag

 

[moraldeficiency]

yeah... you're right.

and you're the guy who is commenting on it... so you must be like, the cock of the walk, right?

heaven forbid that someone who actually has a life comes into this message board looking for a few stranger's opinion's on the stuff he does, if, for no other reason, to have someone make light of his situation,

yeah, i must be a virgin... the fact that you even said that speaks volumes about you, guy.

Cock of the walk? Do people still say that? No, I'm like the guy that doesn't talk about his love life on a SUPERHERO MESSAGE BOARD! There are a billion message boards devoted to relationships and sex out there, the fact is you choose to ask Batman fans about this.

Heaven forbid? You sound like my great aunt. Outside opinions are great I'm the first to agree. Desperately making threads to show how you actually have sex in implausable situations and asking completely obvious questions does however point to you looking for something else. "this old lady pointed a gun at me, so now I love her and we're back together" ???? Really, you think there's anyone that buy's that even slightly?

The fact that I called you a virgin speaks about me? Then what does a thread like this say about you? I'm thinking desperate, needing attention and approval because, and face the truth kid, this situation and the way you claim to react to it isn't not even close to the way anyone who's ever had a girl would react. Yeah I guess being an astute judge of character/@ull**** and calling someone out on it does say a lot about me.

 

[moraldeficiency]

double post

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

um... no? just because i'm flattered that some girl would go the distance and be so into me that she'd show me the gun she planned to kill me with should i leave her, that does, in no way mean that i'm that crazy... just that i dig it that she's that crazy. there's a pretty big difference. i don't know, maybe you've never had a girl be this crazy over you? not to say that her obsession is healthy, because i know it's not, but to have a good looking girl be that nuts over you is quite flattering.

As I suspected, you're not getting my point.

It's not about how hot and irresistable you are. It's about how ****ed up SHE is.
Like, when there's a woman who is beaten within an inch of her life every week by her wife-beating husband, but she doesn't leave him?...it's NOT because he's just so awesome and irresistable.

Maybe this will make it clearer for you.

Imagine an alcoholic who dies of liver disease at the age of 30 because he drank a gallon of whiskey every single day.

Does that mean whiskey is SOOOOoo good that it's worth throwing your entire life away for it, and hurting the lives of your loved ones?

No, it means THAT GUY is ****ed up.
It's not that whiskey is SOOOoo wonderful and irresistable. It's that this one particular guy nEEds it and crAves it, to fill a hole in his own life....even to the point of losing his own life.

See?

If it was "flattering", then most any sane woman would ALSO have to kill you and go to prison for the rest of her life at the thought of losing you.
But sane, cool, beautiful women wouldn't:
a) Be that violent-minded
b) Be that stupid

 

[jaguarr]

No, it means THAT GUY is ****ed up.
It's not that whiskey is SOOOoo wonderful and irresistable. It's that this one particular guy nEEds it and crAves it, to fill a hole in his own life....even to the point of losing his own life.

This is a good analogy. It's EXACTLY what co-dependent people are all about. They're dependent on another person to fill some void in their life that they can't or won't take responsibility for themselves. They believe that they NEED someone else to fix it for them because they can't do it for themselves. So they latch on to someone who will put up with their psychotic behavior in order to do that. They aren't looking for love, they're looking for a host. Like a succubus. Or a lamprey.

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

New woman + one week of dating + "I love you" = co-dependent freak you're going to regret meeting at some point. Good luck to you.

jag

update, because i'm bored...


so, the 44 year old non-virgin and i broke up about a month ago... i told her i couldn't see her any more. in one of my (rare) moments of clarity, i realized i was starting to like her, and, knowing that no future could come from her and i, decided to break it off...

so, after 30 minutes or so of her explaining that she's "not used to being said 'no' to" etc, etc... and me saying "too bad", she threatened to kill me. she showed me the gun and everything. i was actually kind of flattered, to be honest. any girl that would threaten to kill me for leaving her is obviously really into me... but, i left anyway.

she's i guess tried to get onto the base where i live a few times, and the guards had to turn her away because she refused to give her name. all they told me was "this older hot lady tried to get in in a silver sedan, but took off when we asked her name" this had happened 3 or 4 times... again, i was flattered.

so, i got extra-drunk last tuesday, and (apparently) left her a message. which is weird, because, i deleted her number from my phone, but i guess i had that drunken recall that finkelstein was talking about in beerfest.

so, she called back wednesday, saying how bad she missed me, etc, etc, and just didn't call because her family (mostly her 19 and 22 year old daughters) told her not to bother...

long story short, we're back together. and i'm feeling pretty good about it. because she is a total pervert, and i don't think i'll ever have sex so nasty as i have with her... um... yeah.

Jag's wisdom comes through once again.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag's wisdom comes through once again.

I feel like Nostradamus sometimes.

jag

 

[PemLam]

Cock of the walk? Do people still say that? No, I'm like the guy that doesn't talk about his love life on a SUPERHERO MESSAGE BOARD! There are a billion message boards devoted to relationships and sex out there, the fact is you choose to ask Batman fans about this.

Heaven forbid? You sound like my great aunt. Outside opinions are great I'm the first to agree. Desperately making threads to show how you actually have sex in implausable situations and asking completely obvious questions does however point to you looking for something else. "this old lady pointed a gun at me, so now I love her and we're back together" ???? Really, you think there's anyone that buy's that even slightly?

The fact that I called you a virgin speaks about me? Then what does a thread like this say about you? I'm thinking desperate, needing attention and approval because, and face the truth kid, this situation and the way you claim to react to it isn't not even close to the way anyone who's ever had a girl would react. Yeah I guess being an astute judge of character/@ull**** and calling someone out on it does say a lot about me.