How do you get a friend laid?

[tzarinna]

I think he's in England.
*Sigh*
I tried to be nice but his creepy value shot off the meter.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I think he's in England.
*Sigh*
I tried to be nice but his creepy value shot off the meter.

Nah In England, if youve got a car and dont mind a girl with a Croydon Facelift, anyone can get all the sex they want without raping people.

 

[tzarinna]

So this thread should have his name in the title.

 

[zanos]

You can't force anyone into anything. You can put them in situations where they have opportunity but unless you drug them into a hard-on and accompany them into the bedroom, take their dick in your hand and insert it right into the vagina and then start pumping their hips you really can't make them have sex. Those steps are a bit beyond my limits in helping a friend, but if you have gone there then more power to you.

jag

Boy I really have to spell everything out for you don't I? When I say force I didn't mean literally.

 

[Kevin]

Boy I really have to spell everything out for you don't I? When I say force I didn't mean literally.

We know what you meant, but it's still pretty dumb.

 

[jaguarr]

Boy I really have to spell everything out for you don't I? When I say force I didn't mean literally.

Facetiousness, like so many things, is lost on you, isn't it? Still, my point stands; all you can do is give people opportunity and at some point, the rest is truly up to them. There may be underlying factors why Shadowboxing's friend is so reticent to find sexual favor, some of which could be psychological, and forcing it upon him no matter how you want to define that could actually be detrimental. Someone just needs to talk to the guy and let him be open and honest about how he's feeling and then maybe his friends can help them, maybe they can't. But trying to solve the problem by just pushing him to get laid and offering up sexual sacrifices without really understanding what's going on with him isn't going to fix anything and could possibly aggravate the situation. So keep those bright ideas coming, pimp daddy.

jag

 

[Kevin]

Facetiousness, like so many things, is lost on you, isn't it? Still, my point stands; all you can do is give people opportunity and at some point, the rest is truly up to them. There may be underlying factors why Shadowboxing's friend is so reticent to find sexual favor, some of which could be psychological, and forcing it upon him no matter how you want to define that could actually be detrimental. Someone just needs to talk to the guy and let him be open and honest about how he's feeling and then maybe his friends can help them, maybe they can't. But trying to solve the problem by just pushing him to get laid and offering up sexual sacrifices without really understanding what's going on with him isn't going to fix anything and could possibly aggravate the situation. So keep those bright ideas coming, pimp daddy.

jag

See, you're pretty kool. Who knew?

 

[zanos]

Facetiousness, like so many things, is lost on you, isn't it? Still, my point stands; all you can do is give people opportunity and at some point, the rest is truly up to them. There may be underlying factors why Shadowboxing's friend is so reticent to find sexual favor, some of which could be psychological, and forcing it upon him no matter how you want to define that could actually be detrimental. Someone just needs to talk to the guy and let him be open and honest about how he's feeling and then maybe his friends can help them, maybe they can't. But trying to solve the problem by just pushing him to get laid and offering up sexual sacrifices without really understanding what's going on with him isn't going to fix anything and could possibly aggravate the situation. So keep those bright ideas coming, pimp daddy.

jag

No it's not lost on me since I never actually thought any of your suggestions were meant to be real but your interpretation of what I'm saying still implies I want to use drastic measures of some sort or at least do something against his will. I thought a simpleton would have figured out that wasn't the case when I used the drinking analogy. Try to grasp what other ppl are saying before you decide to waste time arguing the same point I'm making.

 

[Mephisto]

...you have sex with them.

 

[jaguarr]

No it's not lost on me since I never actually thought any of your suggestions were meant to be real but your interpretation of what I'm saying still implies I want to use drastic measures of some sort or at least do something against his will. I thought a simpleton would have figured out that wasn't the case when I used the drinking analogy. Try to grasp what other ppl are saying before you decide to waste time arguing the same point I'm making.

You have been so busy trying to rattle on about your point that you've completely failed to understand that it has already been grasped by everyone on these boards and their dead relatives AND been refuted to the Nth degree you dim bulb twit of a moron's pimpled ass. Your name may be spelled "z-a-n-o-s" but from now on I am going to pronounce it "DENSE".

Regards,
jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

and then Jaguarr channeled PALADIN for a few seconds......

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Well let him figure it out on his own or he will never be a real man

 

[Mrh7448]

He needs to figure it out on his own. Could be he's just not ready for it yet, for whatever reason. When it happens it happens why push him into something.

Even if you find him some "easy" girl or hooker it may still not happen if he hasn't got over whatever issues he has.

Your best bet is to find him a female friend someone that he's going to feel comfortable with hanging around at any time. Doesn't matter if he ends up sleeping with her but that interaction will help get over the Women as a whole other species thing.

My advice is not to push him. Don't make fun of him because of it, let him come to his own terms about it.

 

[Kritish]

Get a man a screw and he's happy for a day, teach a man to screw and he's happy for a life time.

 

[heypapajinx]

Get a man a screw and he's happy for a day, teach a man to screw and he's happy for a life time.

wise words.
wise words indeed.

 

[zanos]

You have been so busy trying to rattle on about your point that you've completely failed to understand that it has already been grasped by everyone on these boards and their dead relatives AND been refuted to the Nth degree you dim bulb twit of a moron's pimpled ass. Your name may be spelled "z-a-n-o-s" but from now on I am going to pronounce it "DENSE".

Regards,
jag

Great comeback. Thank you for proving my point about you.

 

[Joker]

By the way B_f I am NOT going to buy him a Hooker..

well...there goes all my ideas...you could find him a bar **** maybe...or call an "escort service"...thats you know, not technically a hooker

 

[jaguarr]

Great comeback. Thank you for proving my point about you.

You didn't have a point other than "push sex on your friend", which you kept harping on long after it had already been addressed. Get over yourself.

jag

 

[SpideyInATree]

and then Jaguarr channeled PALADIN for a few seconds......

He TOTALLY channeled PALADIN. Are we sure that Jag ISN'T Paladin? I miss PALADIN.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

oh...we're sure it was only for a few seconds.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Ok, cool. I totally miss seeing posters with really dumb ideas getting the verbal beatdown from Paladin. Someone HAS to eventually take his place.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Update: So yesterday we were going around to find a restaraunt to eat at. Most places had waits, so we just finally settled on this Thai place. While we were waiting there was two groups of girls, one of which Will knew. So I told Will "go talk to her"....of course he did not. About 3 seconds later I started chatting it up with a very attractive blonde and her friends in the lounge area reserved for those waiting on a table. While I was talking all of the sudden Will walks right by me and starts talking to the girl who he knew. I was so proud, it's like he saw me start a conversation with random strangers with no hestitation and all of the sudden it just clicked for him....

 

[Fran]

Progress is being made

 

[tzarinna]

Aww,good for Will.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Aww,good for Will.

I think he has a crush on her too, excuse me...I mean I know he does...