How much is enough?

[Manic]

Let's see. I'd need enough to buy my ass a new house in a neighborhood outside of California (aka, the state that's just waiting to drift into the Pacific), furnish that house, finish paying off my car, pay for school, buy a 2-story condo to shove a couple of my relatives into, buy another condo to rent out to strangers, hire a super to take care of my rental property, feed my comic book habit, feed my DVD habit, get an HDTV and Blu-Ray player so I can develop a new home video habit and feed that, buy a better computer and external harddrives and maybe a few video editing programs so I can start a new internet comedy video habit, buy a nice camera too, feed myself for the rest of my life, hire an artist and self-publish my own comic, visit a few countries and stay in really nice hotels, pay all of my bills, and throw really nice parties for my friends and family during the holidays.


About $50,000,000 should do.