Hulk vs Sentry & Superman

[Jplaya2023]

Read Hulk the End, dude.

non canon bullshyt. In the marvel handbook its never stated he can do it.

 

[supermarvelman]

It's about as canon as Frieza, Cell, and Buu. Actually it's a lot more canon than DBZ, cause atleast it's part of Marvel, you smart-ass.

 

[supermarvelman]

Could Superman's heat vision do anything to the Things body?

 

[Sentry2005]

Could Superman's heat vision do anything to the Things body?

*shrug* depends on if you're taking it as an actual wave of heat that doesn't do anything except bombard the target with intence heat, or if you see it more as a wave of heat that is backed up by a powerful concussive force. I tend to go with later, simply because often we see heat vision going up against another characters lasers or whatever. So i'd say, depending on how much energy Kal puts into it, he could blow a hole in the Thing's chest (keeping in mind, that pretty much DC is home to vastly more powerful super beings than the Marvel universe)

 

[Jplaya2023]

It's about as canon as Frieza, Cell, and Buu. Actually it's a lot more canon than DBZ, cause atleast it's part of Marvel, you smart-ass.

Hulk's Official Canon Biography from the officail marvel handbook written and edited by stan lee

Strength Level: The Hulk possesses superhuman strength of the Class 100 level, enabling him to lift (press) in excess of 100 tons. The Hulk only attains this strength level when he is enraged. In a totally, calm state his functional strength is significantly less, perhaps in the 70 ton range. In human form Bruce Banner possesses the normal human strength of a man of his age, height, and build who engages in no regular exercise.
Known superhuman powers: The Hulk possesses the capacity for nearly limitless physical strength. The gamma radiation that mutated the Hulk's body fortified his cellular structure and added, from some as yet unknown source, over 800 pounds of bone marrow and tissue to his body.
Previously, this mutation was not a stable one. The Hulk would periodically revert o the human form of Bruce Banner, losing the extra mass and energy to the same as yet unknown source from which he derived it. The process by which Banner transformed into the Hulk had a chemical catalyst, adrenalinc. As in normal humans, Banner's adrenal medulla secrets large amounts of adrenaline in times of fear, range, or stress, which hormonally stimulates the heartbeat rate, raises blood-sugar levels, and inhibits sensations of fatigue. Whereas this secretion simply heightens normal physical abilities in normal human beings, in Banner's case it triggered the complex chemical/ extra-physical process that transformed him into the Hulk. The total transformation took from 25 seconds to as long as 5 minutes, depending on the initial adrenaline surge which is determined by the original, external stimulus. Soon after the transformation, the amount of adrenaline in the Hulk would return to more normal, reduced levels. However, since Dr. Leonard Samson separated the Hulk and Banner into two discrete beings, Banner remains in human form and the Hulk remains in his superhuman mutated one.
In times of stress the Hulk's adrenaline level escalates, causing a corresponding escalation in strength. This is not accompanied by an additional gain in mass, but does appear to promote increased levels of energy efficiency. To date the Hulk has never apparently been provoked into demonstrating a maximum output of strength; hence, its upper limit remains a mystery.
In addition to great strength, the Hulk's body possesses a high degree of resistance to injury, pain, and disease. The Hulk's skin is capable of withstanding great heat without blistering (up to 3,000° Fahrenheit), great cold without freezing (down to -190° F), and great impacts (he can survive direct hits by field artillery cannon shells). It is possible to injure him: he could not, for example, survive a near-hit with a nuclear warhead. The Hulk's highly efficient physiology renders him immune to all terrestrial disease.
The Hulk can use his superhumanly strong leg muscles to leap great distances. The Hulk has been known to cover 3 miles in a single bound.
The Hulk has two powers apparently not related to his physical attributes, he can see astral forms, and he as a seemingly mystical homing ability that enables him to locate the area in New Mexico where he first became the Hulk. The nature of these abilities is not yet known.
Abilities: Dr. Bruce Banner is a genius in nuclear physics. On the other hand, the Hulk has low intelligence, comparable to that of a small child, although he has an undeniable cunning that aids him in battle. When Banner and the Hulk were the same being, and Banner was in the Hulk's form, Banner's consciousness was buried within the Hulk's, and could influence the Hulk's behavior only to a very limited extent.

Cry, and apologize to me right now

 

[Sentry2005]

Hulk's Official Canon Biography from the officail marvel handbook written and edited by stan lee

Yeah, cos Stan Lee really ever bothered to take the time and keep things consistant... the guy is senile now, he was senile then.

Cry, and apologize to me right now

No, you cry and apologize to me

 

[supermarvelman]

Hulk's Official Canon Biography from the officail marvel handbook written and edited by stan lee


Cry, and apologize to me right now

All I gotta say is

1)dont ever bring DBZ in to this again if your talking "canon"

2) Why the **** should I apologize to you?

 

[The Cleric]

because its ok to aplogize...even if it makes you a pansy

 

[Sentry2005]

2) Why the **** should I apologize to you?

You shouldn't. It's Jplaya. You either ignore him or argue for no reason. It's like in the Hype registration set up.

 

[supermarvelman]

*pause*

hulk doesnt regenerate, and he cant beat any of those chars mentioned. But im not going to derail the thread.

But i was saying superman should use it against hulk, and i dont know why the writer didnt make him use it against Doomsay. If i was writing Superman he would of used the technique.

I dont think Superman has the ability of regeneration either, so when Hulk rips his ****in eyeballs out, he wont beable to use his heat vision. The Hulk wouldn't need heat vision to cut off Superman limbs, he would just rip them off.

 

[The Cleric]

look, the answer to this thread is simple. superman would take one look at the sentry and fall madly in love. so he trys to hug him, and the sentrys like "f- off!"
but super man gets close, hugs, and Lays a kiss on the sentry!. the hulk seizes the oppurtunity to smash their skulls together to form a handfull of brains.
easily, the hulk wins when superman comes outta the closet.
everyone happy (or, in other words, gay) now

 

[Jplaya2023]

I dont think Superman has the ability of regeneration either, so when Hulk rips his ****in eyeballs out, he wont beable to use his heat vision. The Hulk wouldn't need heat vision to cut off Superman limbs, he would just rip them off.

But the problem lies in Hulk never being within 40 feet of superman if he's written correctly because he can just fly and kill him from above with a variety of moves. Unless your next to the hulk he cant do sheeit to you.

 

[The Cleric]

jplaya, please, if that were the case, batman wouldnt beat his red blue n yella ass

 

[supermarvelman]

If Hulk is written correctly Superman wouldn't beable to just fly away and kill him, smart guy.

 

[The Cleric]

here we go. i already told ya who would win.

 

[supermarvelman]

Please tell me Jplaya the variety of moves SM would use to "kill" the Hulk.

Also if SM was written correctly he wouldn't just fly far away and take a cheap victory.

 

[Jplaya2023]

jplaya, please, if that were the case, batman wouldnt beat his red blue n yella ass

Unlike Hulk, batman has a variety of projectiles, green lantern rings, infinity gauntless, missles, weapons, shorikens, jutso's and techniques that can reach superman So that argument holds no weight.

Batman = g.o.a.t.

 

[Sentry2005]

look, the answer to this thread is simple. superman would take one look at the sentry and fall madly in love. so he trys to hug him, and the sentrys like "f- off!"
but super man gets close, hugs, and Lays a kiss on the sentry!. the hulk seizes the oppurtunity to smash their skulls together to form a handfull of brains.
easily, the hulk wins when superman comes outta the closet.
everyone happy (or, in other words, gay) now

I felt gay once. It didn't take.

And Hulk won't hit Sentry silly... he goes all google eyes around him

 

[The Cleric]

well...guess it wouldnt be much of a fight, just a muscular three way f-fest. sentry would be in the middle.

 

[Jplaya2023]

Please tell me Jplaya the variety of moves SM would use to "kill" the Hulk.

Also if SM was written correctly he wouldn't just fly far away and take a cheap victory.

The variety of moves include

Ice breath which will capture and freeze the hulk to death or he can freeze his limbs and punch them off throught the Ice.

Heat Vision which will insenerate(sp) the Hulk if used correctly

Darkside's Eye Beam Technique - a technique that would kill the hulk from inside out which each bone shattering hit.

Tornado Breath - a technique where superman can blow (pause..) so far he causes a severe hurrice or tornado and engulf the hulk in the technique and taking away his breath instantly kiling him.

etc..

A win is a win no matter how u slice it pimp juice

 

[Sentry2005]

Darkside's Eye Beam Technique - a technique that would kill the hulk from inside out which each bone shattering hit.

Wait... what?

 

[Jplaya2023]

Wait... what?

You know that move darkside does, im pretty sure superman has done it before

 

[supermarvelman]

The variety of moves include

Ice breath which will capture and freeze the hulk to death or he can freeze his limbs and punch them off throught the Ice.

Heat Vision which will insenerate(sp) the Hulk if used correctly

Darkside's Eye Beam Technique - a technique that would kill the hulk from inside out which each bone shattering hit.

etc..

A win is a win no matter how u slice it pimp juice

Again if Hulk was written correctly, he wouldn't get captured in SM's Ice Breath, if it was that simple to take him down, Iceman couldv'e done it a long time ago.

 

[The Cleric]

ice breath, wouldnt hold him

heat vision, hes not gonna stand there n take it. the u-foes left him on his bones once, he regenerated right away

Darkside eye beam...only works against the DC losers

 

[Jplaya2023]

Again if Hulk was written correctly, he wouldn't get captured in SM's Ice Breath, if it was that simple to take him down, Iceman couldv'e done it a long time ago.

I'm assuming superman's techniques travel at speeds close to light speed, and unless hulk is as fast as light speed, which he isnt he will get clobbered 97% of the time.