Hype News!

[Mee]

That'll cost you your lunch money.

 

[Erzengel]

Mee, ask Redmarvel if Britrogue has talked about me at all, like in the Hunk thread or in PM's.

DBella told me that Twylight told her that TripleFive overheard Red Marvel talking to Britrogue about wondering if you were going to take her to the Ice Cream Social.

 

[Immortalfire]

DBella told me that Twylight told her that TripleFive overheard Red Marvel talking to Britrogue about wondering if you were going to take her to the Ice Cream Social.

Oh no, Erz has gone teen on us.

 

[BRUTAL]

In Math class I saw JAL passing notes to Mee

 

[Mee]

I was working for Erz.

 

[BRUTAL]

Dude I'm sooo telling on you

 

[Halcohol]

In Math class I saw JAL passing notes to Mee

JAL? Is he the dirty kid in the corner who smells like pee? I hear his parents make him sleep outside!

 

[Erzengel]

I'm asking Bella to Prom. I'm so nervous.

 

[BRUTAL]

JAL? Is he the dirty kid in the corner who smells like pee? I hear his parents make him sleep outside!

Chronic booger eater too

 

[Mee]

Hype News 1 Minute Report!

Let us know if it takes longer than 1 minute for you to read this, so we can all point and giggle-



JAL doesn't seem interested in answering on the subject of his possible hate for Erz. So I've taken the liberty of answering all the questions for him.

1. Do you really not like Erz? If so, why?

*JAL: I hate him because I hate Star Wars. People say Natalie Portman is better than Alba, she's in that crap. When she died, I laughed. Then I remembered it was just in the movie, and I cried.

2. If you do like him, would you ever consider going gay for him?

*JAL:Not for Erz. But for you, Mee, maybe.

3. Do you believe that he is really part Asian?

*JAL: No, there's no way. He's whiter than an egg in the snow.

4. If Erz were to date the Alba, would you like him more, or less?

*JAL: Less. I'd like him way lesser. She could do so much more better. She doesn't need some fake-Asian Star Wars geek.

5. If you saw Erz tied to some traintracks, would you help him out?

*JAL: I wouldn't be able to. I'd be driving the train.


*not actual posts by JAL



Does JAL really hate Erz? Who can know for sure? Maybe Tangled Web could get it out of him over AIM or something. But live and let die I say. Maybe one day JAL and Erz can come together in an open field to the tune of some pansy music (played by Master Chief) and embrace in a totally manly...man-hug...and put all this behind them. This has been Mee, for Hype News.



More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums

 

[Frico]

In Math class I saw JAL passing notes to Mee

Were they about how he's the biggest Alba fan in the world? Mee, do tell.

 

[Tangled Web]

Isn't it good?

Norweigan Wood.

 

[Mee]

Norweigan Wood.

Aaaaaaand scene.

Were they about how he's the biggest Alba fan in the world? Mee, do tell.

He was seeing if I agreed that the teacher had Alba's butt. Creepy.

 

[Frico]

He was seeing if I agreed that the teacher had Alba's butt. Creepy.

Nightmare worthy.

 

[Master Chief]

I'm suing Hype News for psychological damage.

 

[Tangled Web]

Aaaaaaand scene.

Yay!

 

[Mee]

I'm suing Hype News for psychological damage.

Just like a nancy-boy.

You think Clint Eastwood or Jamuel L. Jackson hide behind lawyers?

 

[Tangled Web]

Aaaaaaand scene.

yay...

 

[Helghast]

Just like a nancy-boy.

You think Clint Eastwood or Jamuel L. Jackson hide behind lawyers?

I am representing my client, Master Chief.

We demand you apologize publicly for false allegations and are seeking a sum of 8203.40 dood points to compensate for humiliation.

...

lol, actually, fackle this, your on ur own MC.

 

[Master Chief]

I am representing my client, Master Chief.

We demand you apologize publicly for false allegations and are seeking a sum of 8203.40 dood points to compensate for humiliation.

...

lol, actually, fackle this, your on ur own MC.

....

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Mee]

....

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your Honor, Exhibit A.

 

[Fran]

I just got back from an awesome minor league hockey game

 

[Mee]

I just got back from an awesome minor league hockey game

I've been to a semi-pro one before.(same thing?) First time I watched hockey, it was surprisingly fun. I haven't watched any since. Oh Canada.

 

[Fran]

Yeah, it was semi-pros. The team I cheer for lost in a shootout, final score 5-4.

This alternate captain for the away team kept b****ing about every call. It was annoying as hell, but he got checked hard into the boards at the end of regulation

 

[Master Chief]

Your Honor, Exhibit A.

It was an informal demand neegah, lolz, not in a court.

I'm going to murder that *****ebag.

You are such a betch Mee, like, super betch. Totally.

I have no style, I might have flair, but I ain't no f**kin' woman!!