Hype News!

[X-Chick]

 

[Fran]

I think you're cool now.

 

[jimmy]

Hype News 1 Minute Report!

Let us know if it takes longer than 1 minute for you to read this, so we can all point and giggle-



JAL doesn't seem interested in answering on the subject of his possible hate for Erz. So I've taken the liberty of answering all the questions for him.

1. Do you really not like Erz? If so, why?

*JAL: I hate him because I hate Star Wars. People say Natalie Portman is better than Alba, she's in that crap. When she died, I laughed. Then I remembered it was just in the movie, and I cried.

2. If you do like him, would you ever consider going gay for him?

*JAL:Not for Erz. But for you, Mee, maybe.

3. Do you believe that he is really part Asian?

*JAL: No, there's no way. He's whiter than an egg in the snow.

4. If Erz were to date the Alba, would you like him more, or less?

*JAL: Less. I'd like him way lesser. She could do so much more better. She doesn't need some fake-Asian Star Wars geek.

5. If you saw Erz tied to some traintracks, would you help him out?

*JAL: I wouldn't be able to. I'd be driving the train.


*not actual posts by JAL



Does JAL really hate Erz? Who can know for sure? Maybe Tangled Web could get it out of him over AIM or something. But live and let die I say. Maybe one day JAL and Erz can come together in an open field to the tune of some pansy music (played by Master Chief) and embrace in a totally manly...man-hug...and put all this behind them. This has been Mee, for Hype News.



More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums

You have completely analyzed his rhetoric and reproduced it with fine accuracy.

 

[Mee]

Reading Hype News makes you 5% cooler. It's been researched. Tell your friends.

 

[X-Chick]

Reading Hype News makes you 5% cooler. It's been researched. Tell your friends.

That would put me at an insanely high number...like 514% cool or something.







Or maybe just 5% cool.

 

[Fran]

No matter what, that's a solid percentage

 

[Canadian Rider]

I'm not cool ... I'm Ice cold baby ... Shaft gave me some pointers ...

 

[Master Chief]

That would put me at an insanely high number...like 514% cool or something.







Or maybe just 5% cool.

Your cool percentage is like. Always going higher and higher because there isn't a big enough percentage to measure your cool.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Breaking News...............................




































I'm one year older and a little bit more miserable.


That it all.

 

[Mee]

You have completely analyzed his rhetoric and reproduced it with fine accuracy.

I could've tried to really act like him, but as has already been established, I'm lazy.

 

[Fran]

That it all.

 

[Frico]

Breaking News...............................




































I'm one year older and a little bit more miserable.


That IS all.

Seriously man, quit feelin sorry for yourself.

 

[Mee]

I'm one year older and a little bit more miserable.

Whyfor?

 

[Tangled Web]

Breaking News...............................




































I'm one year older and a little bit more miserable.


That it all.

Wah. Wah. Poor you.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

This news reminds me of CBS nightly news with Dan Rather.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Hype News 1 Minute Report!

Let us know if it takes longer than 1 minute for you to read this, so we can all point and giggle-



JAL doesn't seem interested in answering on the subject of his possible hate for Erz. So I've taken the liberty of answering all the questions for him.

1. Do you really not like Erz? If so, why?

*JAL: I hate him because I hate Star Wars. People say Natalie Portman is better than Alba, she's in that crap. When she died, I laughed. Then I remembered it was just in the movie, and I cried.

2. If you do like him, would you ever consider going gay for him?

*JAL:Not for Erz. But for you, Mee, maybe.

3. Do you believe that he is really part Asian?

*JAL: No, there's no way. He's whiter than an egg in the snow.

4. If Erz were to date the Alba, would you like him more, or less?

*JAL: Less. I'd like him way lesser. She could do so much more better. She doesn't need some fake-Asian Star Wars geek.

5. If you saw Erz tied to some traintracks, would you help him out?

*JAL: I wouldn't be able to. I'd be driving the train.


*not actual posts by JAL



Does JAL really hate Erz? Who can know for sure? Maybe Tangled Web could get it out of him over AIM or something. But live and let die I say. Maybe one day JAL and Erz can come together in an open field to the tune of some pansy music (played by Master Chief) and embrace in a totally manly...man-hug...and put all this behind them. This has been Mee, for Hype News.



More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums

Okay.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Mee -- what is up with Brutal? Did you accept his resignation?

 

[Mee]

Okay.

Heh. It's all in good fun.

 

[X-Chick]

Your cool percentage is like. Always going higher and higher because there isn't a big enough percentage to measure your cool.

I would also like to add that Mee and farmerfran both are okay. Keep up the good work, eventually I'll think you're both awesome...and that's saying a lot considering I think maybe 10 posters here are awesome.

 

[Mee]

Mee -- what is up with Brutal? Did you accept his resignation?

Eh, he sorta worked when he wanted anyway. Now he just likes to poke his head in here and complain about how lame it's gotten.

 

[Erzengel]

Mee, I suggest a segment called "Girl Talk" hosted/authored by X-Chick, DBella, Red Marvel and Master Chief to talk about issues regarding women.

Oh and if they could dress sexy.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Heh. It's all in good fun.

Is it?

 

[Master Chief]

Mee, I suggest a segment called "Girl Talk" hosted/authored by X-Chick, DBella, Red Marvel and Master Chief to talk about issues regarding women.

Oh and if they could dress sexy.

Sweet, one of the perks to being all perceived as girly.

Except for the sexy dress thing. I'll just wear a jump suit.

 

[Erzengel]

Sweet, one of the perks to being all perceived as girly.

Except for the sexy dress thing. I'll just wear a jump suit.

Um yeah, your commentary is limited to the following sayings:
"You guys!!!"
"You are so bad!!!"
"Does anyone else feel bloated."

 

[Mee]

Mee, I suggest a segment called "Girl Talk" hosted/authored by X-Chick, DBella, Red Marvel and Master Chief to talk about issues regarding women.

Oh and if they could dress sexy.

That actually could be interesting.

I could give them like 3 topics each segment, let them all chime in.

"Chick Chat" ?