Hype News!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

chilling expose

 

[Mee]

I assume a big piece is in the works on the Ronny Shade Comeback.

I have my best people on it.

 

[Immortalfire]

They're Swedish Supermodels, not hookers dummy! Get your facts straight.

 

[Erzengel]

I have my best people on it.

Indeed.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Mee]

Indeed.

^Master Chief is quite the little reporter.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, "Please Let Me Out Of Here".

 

[Master Chief]

And this one is for Master Chief... unfortunatly it doesn't have the theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVnciua-MRk

Awesomenezz.

 

[Mee]

Ronny's not answering my pm for the story.

He left us again.

 

[StorminNorman]

 

[Master Chief]

Blah, what an attention ****e, I hope he gets hit by a bus.

 

[Speedball]

Blah, what an attention ****e, I hope he gets hit by a bus.

HAHAHA!!!
Don't say that.
The Others might hear you.

 

[TEDDY]

You know what Hype News needs?


More TEDDY!

 

[Kevin]

Thread dead.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Extra Extra!!! Read all about it.

Supehero, Erz?

 

[Mee]

Supehero, Erz?

It's hard to find good help these days.

 

[Mee]

Hype News Exclusive Interview!


Ronny Shade Dark Knight Jedi Superman Returns, WOO!-


The long missing prodigal fake-Asian son of the Hype has come back to us. But where has he been? And how long will he stay? I went to the man himself for answers...



1. Why did you leave the Hype?

There was a crisis on Eclistix 7 of the Demicron System that required my immediate attention. While there I was betrayed and imprisoned by an evil doppelganger of the man call Salibrex, a kindly king, who constructed a dead clone from a sample of my tissue and sent it to earth so that my friends and loved ones would think me dead, have me interred, and not come looking for me. Then they spent the better part of a 2 months attempting to harvest my skills and talents into a sellable commodity and brainwash me. With the help of a slave girl I was freed from my cell and I lead the people in a revolution to free King Salibrex and his heirs and restore order to the planet.



2. How does it feel to be back?

Uneventful.



3. Why did you come back?

I was in the computer lab, it was late, and I was waiting for my brother to finish his homework so we could go to Taco Bell, and I had some time to kill.



4. You didn't say goodbye. Have you found that you have a long haired little super-kid? If so, are you going to pay child support?

No, but in the process of analyzing my dead clone's remains, and simultaneously experimenting with black magic formulas passed down to me by my late great uncle, I accidental triggered a necromantic reaction which brought my zombified corpse back to a state of reanimation. He is confused and needs guidance. My time for the next few months will be limited.


5. What did you miss most about the Hype?

The cutting wit of so many trained and calibrated nerds.



6. What did you not miss at all?


The upside-down flashing tiger. That's not to say that I hate it or anything, it just never crossed my mind.


7. Are you gonna stay with us forevers and evers now

No promises.



So now you know the sad truth, he may leave us again. Hold on to these moments, hold on. This has been Mee, for Hype News.




More news as it comes...
So sit tight, chums

 

[Ronny Shade]

It's hard to find good help these days.

always has been

 

[Mee]

always has been

That's why the saying is still around.

 

[Fran]

Riveting story.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Thanks, I got it on sale

 

[Fran]

By sale do you mean Clearance?

 

[Mee]

Pfft you can't buy me.





Not cheap anyway...

 

[Kevin]

And it just gets worst.

 

[Mee]

Debbi Downer.