Hype Rap

[bored]

Now here's something I can bet
All y'all better not forget
Bored can't rap
He's white, suburban, middle-class, and Jewish
Peace out

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Now here's something I can bet
All y'all better not forget
Bored can't rap
He's white, suburban, middle-class, and Jewish
Peace out

Never seen a rapping jew?
Well I've heard of a few.

Ever think of a rapping brown guy,
the kind you think is ready to die?
Die for a racist cause that you saw on tv
when Osama Bin laden said "It was me."
"I dropped down the towers
squashed 'em like flowers"

and now we got troups fighting an invisible man
we're dying while he lives free, what a marvelous plan!
George W Bush has ruined my life
People look at me and they pick up a knife.
They hold that stupid blade for pure protection,
But don't they know I'm a middle-eastern that can offer affection?

I can't walk down the street as a regular guy
Whenever people see me they think I can fly,
fly a plain into their house
take and rape their spouse
then beat the **** out of her
because they think I prefer
prefer to see woman wrapped in a veil.

Sending anthrax in the mail?
No sir, I'm as innocent as Gondy,
now just let me go and please let me be!
I am a just like you a part of humanity!
Don't gotta judge based on my race
Don't based on my hairy-brown face.

I hate when people say stereotypical ****
"like he's black of course OJ did it!"
So next time think twice bored
Cause being a racist has no reward.

"So stay in your place motha ****a!"

 

[SLVRSR4]

Never seen a rapping jew?
Well I've heard of a few.

Ever think of a rapping brown guy,
the kind you think is ready to die?
Die for a racist cause that you saw on tv
when Osama Bin laden said "It was me."
"I dropped down the towers
squashed 'em like flowers"

and now we got troups fighting an invisible man
we're dying while he lives free, what a marvelous plan!
George W Bush has ruined my life
People look at me and they pick up a knife.
They hold that stupid blade for pure protection,
But don't they know I'm a middle-eastern that can offer affection?

I can't walk down the street as a regular guy
Whenever people see me they think I can fly,
fly a plain into their house
take and rape their spouse
then beat the **** out of her
because they think I prefer
prefer to see woman wrapped in a veil.

Sending anthrax in the mail?
No sir, I'm as innocent as Gondy,
now just let me go and please let me be!
I am a just like you a part of humanity!
Don't gotta judge based on my race
Don't based on my hairy-brown face.

I hate when people say stereotypical ****
"like he's black of course OJ did it!"
So next time think twice bored
Cause being a racist has no reward.

"So stay in your place motha ****a!"

Asteroid is a blimp
I have the ho's a pimp
my stacks so fat I walk with a limp
while you just gag as a fake ... gimp

you prefer trollin
while I'm out rollin
because i'm so flowin
all about knowin
the ins and outs of hoin

I'm not about the posts
i'm all about the toasts
cognacs and cadillacs
you go boast, but i know who has the most

 

[bored]

Never seen a rapping jew?
Well I've heard of a few.

Ever think of a rapping brown guy,
the kind you think is ready to die?
Die for a racist cause that you saw on tv
when Osama Bin laden said "It was me."
"I dropped down the towers
squashed 'em like flowers"

and now we got troups fighting an invisible man
we're dying while he lives free, what a marvelous plan!
George W Bush has ruined my life
People look at me and they pick up a knife.
They hold that stupid blade for pure protection,
But don't they know I'm a middle-eastern that can offer affection?

I can't walk down the street as a regular guy
Whenever people see me they think I can fly,
fly a plain into their house
take and rape their spouse
then beat the **** out of her
because they think I prefer
prefer to see woman wrapped in a veil.

Sending anthrax in the mail?
No sir, I'm as innocent as Gondy,
now just let me go and please let me be!
I am a just like you a part of humanity!
Don't gotta judge based on my race
Don't based on my hairy-brown face.

I hate when people say stereotypical ****
"like he's black of course OJ did it!"
So next time think twice bored
Cause being a racist has no reward.

"So stay in your place motha ****a!"

Wtf?

 

[knowsbleed]

and...at the drop of the beat...

[blackout]close/ban/delete[/blackout]

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Wtf?

*gives hug*

 

[bored]

*gives hug*

Hugs are always appreciated. It did occur to you, as you posted that little rhyme, that I am actually Jewish, right?

 

[Mee]

Ledger look good in his make-up and dye
TDK boards where you at?
We always so fly

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Kickin butt an takin names
Who it is?!
Sir Michael Caine



Word to ya mutha.