A Knight at the Hype

[NDX]

Oh. God. Why? Hunter, did I kick your dog in a past life or something? Really.

And what the hell, money for new ****. Why not.

 

[DBella]

What a shame no brain and now no boobs,those boobs probably saved her life.
Poor etm, will his nipple ever feel again?
Love,love,love it Hunter.

You must be laughing your ass off at my misfortune. Admit it! I know you hate me.

 

[tzarinna]

Nope,ignorance is bliss.

 

[tzarinna]

Double Dutch Bus

 

[DBella]

Nope,ignorance is bliss.

What does ig... igno... ignorance mean?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Oh. God. Why? Hunter, did I kick your dog in a past life or something? Really.

And what the hell, money for new ****. Why not.

I'm giving you a dramatic arct:

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 10

Everyone rose early the next morning and headed for the hospital to pick Bella and etm up,when they arrived doctor Erz was waiting

Erz:"I'm sorry etm will have to stay in another day but Bella is free to go even though she had a few ups and down last night"

Soc:"What do you mean ?"

Erz:"Well......she needed the toilet during the night but she couldn't understand the male/femal symbols on the doors and didn't want to enter the wrong one so she shat herself while trying to decide"

Tzarrina:"Hahaha so like her to drop one in her panties"

NDX:"Yes when we drive her home it well blend splendidly with the cat piss odour"

Tzarinna:"There you go again ya stinking plum,im as fresh as a daisy"

NDX:"Quite........a daisy a cat has pissed on"

Sarge:"Other than that was she alright though ?"

Erz:"No....she got mad and started running around the ward flinging poo at the nurses"

Sabre:"BWAHAHAHAHHA did she get any of them in the face did she? did she ?"

NDX:"Y'know despite the poo flinging and brain loss she is still better than you,you deviant rubber shagger"

Sabre:"Shut you piehole ya fruit booty"

Soc:"Both of you drop it......was that all Doc?"

Erz:"I'm afraid not,she then untaped her boob wound and pushed oranges in,they fell out so she stuck them in with leftover poo......she's now calling them poobs"

NDX:"Ok even i can't defend that,my god she is glued together by turd"

Soc:"Please tell me that is all"

Erz:"No....sadly when we restrained her and tried to put some pampers on her she cut the cheese and the nearby orderly caught a wiff of this venomous barbieized assgas and fell out a near by wndow in a bid for fresh oxygen"

Sarge:"What a way to go"

Soc:"can we see her now ?"

NDX:"More to the point can we smell her ?"

Erz:"She's waiitng for you through there"

The group made their way in to see Bella

Bella:"oh guys i am so glad you came,Soccy my sweet we can be together now as i have poobs"

She ran at Soc and jumped up wrappinmg her arms around him.they made their way to the hummer and set off for school......

When they arrived Cine was waiting for them,he gave them the flux capacitor and they made their way to the science block only to find it locked down and Miss Kmack talking to Robo

Kmack:"Ah sorry the science block is being shut down for inspection"

Soc:"Miss Kmack can we talk in your office?"

Kmack:"Why certainly Soc"

Soc:"All of us"

Kmack:"Oh.......sure:"

They all went to Kmacks office and she checked her messages,she had 1 from Colin Farrell and two from Christian Bale as well as a singing message from Hugh Jackman all wanting to see her for a date

Tzarinna:"Wow you got all the fine men after you"

Kmack:"heh what can i say....I'm so hot i wish i could make love to me"

NDX:"Makes me wonder why you bonked Soc"

Kmack:"He's quite the stallion........i mean WHAT ? who made those lies up"

Soc:"Actually i have it on film..."

Sabre:"Can i see can i ?"

Kmack:"Impossible"

Soc:"No i had a camera in my bag and i left it on the floor pointing at us.....we can outshag Britney and KFed on the net or you can give us entry to the science block.....it's up to you"

Kmack scowled and pondered her options

To Be Continued........

 

[tzarinna]

t:
Poor Bella she just can't get....s^it....together.
Kmack gets all the hotties. Lucky!

 

[DBella]

Poor Bella she just can't get....s^it....together.
Kmack gets all the hotties. Lucky!

It seems like hunter is getting his revenge on me for whatever crime I've committed against him.

You're lucky too. Heck, everyone's lucky but me!

Good chapter, hunter.

 

[enterthemadness]

t:
Poor Bella she just can't get....s^it....together.
Kmack gets all the hotties. Lucky!

Corny but classic.

Once again, another good chapter.

 

[Socrates]

Hehe. Nice stuff, Hunter.

 

[Showtime]

Funky stuff Hunter. I enjoyed.

Where's my cameo?

 

[tzarinna]

You're lucky too. Heck, everyone's lucky but me!

I don't know about that,apparently I have a cat urine thing going on. Who told about my cat harboring?

Kmack's the lucky one.

 

[Socrates]

It seems like hunter is getting his revenge on me for whatever crime I've committed against him.

You're lucky too. Heck, everyone's lucky but me!

Good chapter, hunter.

You must have offended Hunter at some point or another.

 

[DBella]

I don't know about that,apparently I have a cat urine thing going on. Who told about my cat harboring?

Kmack's the lucky one.

Oh yeah. Poor stenchie.
Who told? Uhh... don't look at me! *whistles*

Go Kmack!

You must have offended Hunter at some point or another.

I offend him all the time with my gross fart/crap humor.

 

[Socrates]

I offend him all the time with my gross fart/crap humor.

Learn some new material then.

 

[DBella]

Learn some new material then.

Nope. That's one of the things we have in common.

 

[Socrates]

Nope. That's one of the things we have in common.

Oh. Well...

Yeah, I don't know how to respond to that.

We finally got snow this morning, by the way.

 

[Kmack]

Awesome update hunterup: Colin, Bale and Hugh Jackman! My pimp astounds me!

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 11-Finale

Kmack knew that she had to give in but she wanted details so Soc gave it to her straight

Kmack:"Sounds like bull crap,are you thinking of having an orgy in there and are not tellling me ?"

NDX:"Do you really think we couldn't come up with a better cover story than a time travelling Knight if we were covering something up ?"

Sabre:"I wouldn't be part of an orgy with girls,they smell funny"

Kmack:"Oh you prefer your meat on a pole ?"

Sabre:"Hell No! im all about the rub.......synthetic hotties"

NDX:"To be fair right now we are hanging with two women,one who has a cat piss vibe and another that has her wabs glued on with poo"

Bella:"Teehee i have poobs"

Kmack:"Good god that's what the smell is,what was silicone to good for you miss thang ?"

Bella:"huh ? i don't want cone boobs i want them round and squishy like water balloons"

Kmack:"Damn you're a silly b1tch"

Soc:"that not withstanding we need to get to the science block"

Kmack:"Ok get going and i want that tape"

Sarge:"you'll get it when we have sent the tin can wearing weirdo home"

they went to the Hummer to collect FA but he was talking to BlackhardKnight and Twitch,two pupils from the Uni

FA:"So why do you refer to me as dog ?"

Twitch:"Cos you seem like a downass broski"

FA:"My ass is not down,several wenches have complimented me on how perky it is"

BHK:"Woah bro,you be macking on the hoochies in your castle ?"

FA:"Hoochies ?"

BHK:Yeah playa,you know those loose wenches who drop their panties for a coke and a bag o fries"

FA:"Oh yes,i like them,2 goblets of mead and their legs become automatic doors.......they open for anyone"

BHK:"Hahah now ya getting the lingo G,gimme some skin"

FA cut part of his hand offf and handed it to BHK

FA:"Word brother"

BHK collapsed and Twitch ran off as the group arrived

NDX:"Still making friends like a KKK member in compton i see"

FA:"Ah Homies and Hoochies how hangeth thee plums and milk baskets ?"

Tzarinna:"Call me a hoochie again and i'll rip your testicles off and beat you to death with them"

FA:"grrrrrrrrr fiery,i like that........shame you smell like catpiss we could have had something"

Tzarinna:"Ok y'all need to stop fronting on my smell"

Bella:"But you do have a kind of animal weewee smell"

Tzarinna:"Oh that's rich coming from you sh1tits"

Bella:"THAT'S IT!!!!!"

Bella dove at Tzarinna and the two started to fight,Bella took the upper hand,she stepped over Tzarinna's head and cut the cheese,cracking one off directly up her nostrils which melted Tzarinna's eyes
Tzarinna blinded had no offense and lunged at Bella's poobs pulling them off,the turd flew out and went down NDX's throat as he yelped in terror

Soc:"Someone stop them !"

FA stepped forward and chopped their heads off with his sword killing them instantly

Sarge:"Holy shat what have you done ?"

FA:"Soc said stop them fighting"

Soc:"I meant as in part them not part their heads from their bodies"

FA:"Well im sorry"

Sabre:"Ugh someone make my brother stop puking Bella's boob poo"

Soc:"I'LL do it,put the sword away FA"

Soc went over and offered NDX a mint

NDX:"A mint ? im trying not to digest copious amounts of day old toxic turd and you offer me a ****ing mint ?"

Soc:"Sorry"

NDX:"So you should be,your machine has destroyed me,ive been outed as a man who likes to rub one out to Alison Danger pics,everyone knows my brother is like two steps from a padded cell,my pops is outed as a man that actually reads victoria secret for fashion tips and ive been subjected to the hairy ass of a huge unwashed man in my piehole........**** you ALL!!!"

With that NDX snapped his own neck

Soc:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Sabre:"Damn bro......well....can't mourn forver lets get rid of the bodies"

Sarge whipped a flamethrower out of his mullet and incinerated the bodies

Bella:"Hey whats happening"

FA,Sarge,Soc and Sabre spun around.......Bella's severed head was still alive

Soc:"How is that possible"

Sarge:"With her anything is possible"

They picked her head up and made their way to the labs

Soc prepared the machine and FA sat in it....just as they were ready to send him back Miss Kmack burst in

Kmack:"Im going whith you,ive got nothing left here,ive had every penis in the country and a land full of raw boned knights to ravage me sounds just the ticket"

She jumped on FA's lap and BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they were gone...............

Epilogue:

After garduating this is what became of the remaining friends

Sabre:-Became an engineer and made himself his first robotic woman with soft bits before realising the reason he didn't like women is that he was gay

ETM-Became a pro wrestler and often main evented in empty gyms for IWA-MS

Sarge:-got his own porn video series,The adventures of mullet man-"Even fat chicks need rodding"

Soc:-Marreid Bella's head and devoted his life to finding a way to attach a body to her.

The End

 

[green]

Well Ill be...that there is some funny stuff Hunter.t: t: t:

 

[DOG LIPS]

Sabre:-Became an engineer and made himself his first robotic woman with soft bits before realising the reason he didn't like women is that he was gay

Oh snaaaaaap. t:

 

[Kmack]

OMG that was so effin' hilarious!up: Another job well done hunter

 

[enterthemadness]

Nice chapter.

 

[DBella]

Hahaha!! I was literally LMAO! That's some crazy sh1t, hunter!!
Aww... Soc's loyal afterall. :heart: