A Knight at the Hype

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It was 8:30PM and Hype University was closed for the day except 6 students had sneaked in and were down in the laboratory section
They were there to conduct further tests on their time travel science project with the hope of getting good grades at the end of the semester
They had told their Science teacher C Lee that they were working on a futuristic chair with all kinds of TLC attachments but in truth the bizarre chair contraption in the lab was a would be time machine

Socrates-The brains of the group and science wizz,the time travel project was his baby

NDX-Snarky and sarcastic was NDX's way of dealing with things.he was a scrawny kid with glasses and acne but was smart and introverted

Bella-School cheerleader and only part of the group because Soc has a huge crush on her,she isn't that bright but she colour coordinates her outfits flawlessly

enterthemadness-a 400lb black man with aquamarine hair,he is captain of the wrestling team,a huge Mr T fan and an all round good guy

Tzarinna-a would be Punk chick with bleach white face and black make up,she has a purple mohican,bull ring through her nose and always wore a "Die Avril"shirt

Sarge-The jock of the group with a blond mullet and a huge nose which was bent to the left after many injuries,he carried a football with him everywhere and was massive into Bon Jovi


NDX:"Are you sure this is gonna work Soc ? we've' been waiting for this contraption to power up for 15 minutes now"

Soc:"of course it will work be patient"

Tzarinna:"Like the time you told us all you could bring Hendrix back ?....Whateva!"

Soc scowled at her and went back to fiddling with his equipment

Sarge:"Hey ETM who you facing this Friday at the wrestling comp ?"

etm:"some scrawny punk from Comingsoon,i'll whomp and stomp him like a white kid in Harlem"

Sarge:"Ha word,just think if Soc makes this work we can go back in time and you can wrestle Hogan when his knees were still working"

etm:"I'd destroy him,i pity the fool!"

Soc:
"So guys what period would you all like to go back to ?"

NDX:"The period of the black plague,something cheery like that"

Sarge:
"I want to go to the future when both Olsen's are MILF's YEAH!"

Tzarinna:"Back to the 70's when punk was real.....Whateva!"

etm:"The 80's so i can guest star on the A Team"

Bella:"I'd go back two weeks to like that sale i missed at Bloomingdale's they had like half price jimmy choo's y'know":csad:

Soc:"Well i have set the machine for the crusades first since it's my creation":yay:


The lights started to flicker on the machine

Bella:"Omigod Omigod Omigod!! Soc is like so totally cool"

BANG!!!!!

There was a huge flash of light and an explosion....all 6 hit the floor and covered their eyes.....as they stood up a man dressed like a Knight was standing in the middle of the room

Knight:"I am Sir FA! knight of King Arthur's round table and what tomfoolery is this !?":cmad:

To be Continued.....
 
Knight FA? Is he like Arthur's other bastard child coz I don't think I've heard of him. :confused:

Looking forward to see how this develops, hunter. :up:
 
Awesome. I love that you take on different genres!:D Looking forward to more:up:
 
I despise Bon Jovi! :cmad:

Other than that, good stuff hunter. :up:
 
Part 2

The 6 friends stood jaws to the floor looking at the Knight.......Soc decided to try and communicate

Soc:"Hey......errrr FA"

FA:"That's SIR!!! FA! peasant"

Soc:"Sorry.....Sir FA..do you have any idea where you are ?"

FA:"Caught in another of that witch Kmack's traps no doubt...and you are most likely her disciples...ON GUARD!":cmad:

He pointed his sword at soc who jumped back

NDX:"Oh please,this is 2006 and we are being threatened by a guy wearing my trash can for body armour and a friggin cape that looks like a dish towel":whatever:

FA:".................."

NDX:"You look like a tool"

Bella:"shush look how well his chain mail and sword match"

Tzarinna:"Jesus could you be any stupider ? we are standing in front of a friggin Knight from centuries ago with a big ass sword in his hand and you're talking about Colour coordination...whateva"

FA:"Stop!!!!!!!!! What sorcery is this 2006 ? are you saying that i am not in my time ? "

Sarge:"Well put it this way dude have you ever seen a fly do like mine in your hood ?"

FA:"Fly do ? what demon tongue is this you speak in ?"

etm:"He's talking about his hair"

FA:"Ahhhhh yes you all have strange barnetts and are wearing odd garments"

He lowered his sword and sighed

FA:"Ok tell me all"

Soc and the group explained what had happened ,FA was unsure to believe them but he believed himself a good judge of character

FA:"Merlin has spoken of these magics that can bend time but i never believed it to be true.....Socrates are you a wizard ?"

The group laughed

Soc:"*Cough*.......no I'm a scientist"

FA reeled back

NDX:"he said Scientist not scientologist "

FA:"Is that black magic ?"

etm:"No but i got that for ya right here"

etm thrust his hips

Bella:"ewwwwww like totally gross"

Suddenly they heard footsteps

Sarge:"Oh crap it's Robo on his rounds"

FA:"Is this Robo a foe ? I shall run him through with my sword and smite him":cmad:

Soc:"NO!!! he's just the security guard...ok we haven't got time to get out,quick everyone hide except Sarge and etm"

Soc filled them in on his plan and they prepared for the arrival of Robo

To Be Continued...
 
hunter rider said:
Soc:"*Cough*.......no I'm a scientist"

FA reeled back

NDX:"he said Scientist not scientologist "

FA:"Is that black magic ?"

etm:"No but i got that for ya right here"

etm thrust his hips

Bella:"ewwwwww like totally gross"

Hahahah. :D
 
Why am I portrayed to be such a bubblehead?! :mad:
O wait... that's coz I am. :(

Nice update, hunter. :up: When's the next one going to be posted?
 
more please...
 
Part 3

Sarge always kept his mullet oil in his pocket,he had no idea that it would ever be used for this!........Robo slowly opened the lab door and stepped into the room

Robo:"Bloody hell! what is going on here ?":wow:

To Robo's surprise enterthemadness was lying on the floor and Sarge was rubbing his mullet oil into his ripples

Sarge:
"It's not what you think"

Robo:
"I friggin hope not as i'm thinking that you two have snuck in here for a bit of how's ya farther and are lubing up for the o'l slap it and ride the waves rumpy!"

etm:"What are you smoking Fool! me and Sarge are totally straight Sucker"

Sarge:"Yeah i'm a hoochie magnet hombre i only tap the finest of tushies,i'm a regular visitor to the pink palace of poon ,im a...."

Robo:"Ok Sarge i get it you like girls:whatever:........so what the hell are you two doing illegally on the presmisis and lubing up ?"

Sarge:"It's delicate...etm has been having some trouble spending a dime so we heard that electric shock treatment can break up the fat molecules so we thought we'd try it and see if we could lessen his stomach to avoid the lifiting evertyime he needs to drain the snake"

Robo:"...Huh ?....."

etm:"I need to lift my gut everytime i need a piss fool"

Robo:"Ohhhhhhhhhhh.........Yes i can see how that would be a problem....and the oil was to prepare him for the shock treatment right ?"

Sarge:"Yes"

Robo:"I used to be girthly challenged when i was younger and the only way to reduce it is working out and eating right...you think it's bad taking a leak you should try spanking the money while lifting "

Sarge:"............"

etm:"..................."

Robo:"Ok what say i show you some training methods and whip you into shape etm ?"

etm:"....Sure....thanks"

Robo:
"Ok get your clothes on and lets go over to the gym,we can get started now and do the outdoor work tommorrow hahahahahaha!"

Sarge and etm looked at each other both wondering why Robo was laughing as they followed him out of the Lab

Robo:"Oh it's time..IT'S TIME!!!.......for Robo's PAIN GAME"

etm:"......:(......"

The others all came out of the equpment closet

Soc:"Ok that was to close we need somewhere to stash FA while i work out what to do to send him back

NDX:
"I guess he can stay at my place,my mom is out of town on business and pops is at the TVA retreat for the week"

Soc:"Ok that's the plan then"

They all made there way outside

FA:"Where are your steeds my noble friends ?"

Bella:
"......is that a type Volvo ?"

Tzarinna:
"Christ! no ditz face he means horses":whatever:

Soc:"alright you two leave it"

Bella:"She's mean to me all the time Soccy make her stop":csad:

Soc:"Tzarinna please leave Bella alone"

NDX:"Yes you know it's not fair to expect her to use any part of her brain that is useful"

Bella:"Thanks NDX:yay:........hey wait a minute":huh:

Bella stood puzzling

Soc:"Enough! lets get going"


With that they all made there way to Soc's car and headed for NDX's house


To Be Continued........
 
hunter rider said:
NDX:"Yes you know it's not fair to expect her to use any part of her brain that is useful"

Bella:"Thanks NDX:yay:........hey wait a minute":huh:

Bella stood puzzling

*sigh*

That is just like her, too. :( No offense to you, Bella. Promise. :(
 
^Haha! I am such a bubblehead! :D :up:
 
Except for the jockness and the Bon Jovi loving, that's a very accurate characterisation of me. :o
 
Yes. And I often talk like that to everyone around me at school, because I believe they are all peasants! :cmad:
 

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