A Knight at the Hype

[tzarinna]

Buwhahahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!

I noticed I didn't get any nookie.
Too much for the general audience,huh,they wouldn't be able to handle what I have to offer.

 

[DBella]

Real smooth Bella

hunter:heart: I want more!

Haha! I fell into a manhole!!! Wait... ouch... that hurt!
Funny chapter, hunter.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 9

Soc and Sarge picked up the parts of etm while Tzarinna went into the house to get some rope to pull Bella out of the hole

etm:"You missed a bit fool! my left tit is over there,quick get it before a cat pee's on it"

Sarge went to collect it but just as he did a gust of wind blew it away

Sarge:"errrrrrr maybe we can get you a new one ?"

etm:"Goddammit now when i find a woman who is willing to excavate the ripplage to get to the genitalia and make sweet rump i will only have one nipple for the tweaking of fool!"

FA:"never mind your nipples I'm an arm short"

Soc:"I can glue that back on bro,no worries"

Tzarinna came running out of the house with some rope

Tzarinna:"Come on guys lets pull Bella out quickly"

Soc:"I had no idea you cared"

Tzarinna:"I don't i just want to see how mangled she is"

Soc:"Oh......ok"

They dropped the rope in and Soc shimmied down to get Bella......when he got to the bottom she was lying unconscious and covered in sewage water,
He tied the rope around her and himself and the others pulled them up

Soc:"Ok put etm's parts in a bag and get me some glue we need to get to the hospital"

On the way to the hospital Soc glued FA's arm back on......they hit the ER and saw both their friends wheeled in for help

After 2 hours Doctor Erzengel came out to see them

Erz:"I have news on your friends,we have sewn most of the fleshy parts back on etm but he needs complete rest otherwise they will fall off"

Soc:"How about Bella ?"

Erz:"Her boob implants exploded on impact and.....I'm afraid there is extensive brain damage....she came to and we thought she was ok but when we asked her what sex she was she said she was a virgin and then we gave her some soup and a drink,she couldn't figure out how to use the spoon and she tried to drink with the glass the wrong way around"

Soc:"Oh that's all ? no problem that's just Bella,she sounds fine"

Erz:"Erm ok ? she is usually mentally deficient ?"

Tzarinna:"Only on days ending in y"

Just then a nurse came up with a pale look on her face and handed Erz a sheet before whispering something in his ear

Erz:"Ok guys we just got Bella's brain scan back"

Soc:"Is there any damage at all ?"

Erz:"I don't know........we couldn't find one"

Tzarinna:"Figures"

Sarge:"gnarly"

Soc:"Then how do her limbs work"

Erz:"It seems her hair roots work like puppet strings........hang on a minute......On your shoe Soc:"

Soc lifted his foot up and there was a tiny pink gum-like thing squished to it

Erz:"Damn it looks like you stood on her pea brain when you landed,it must have fallen out"

Soc:"Can you fix it"

Erz:"Im a friggin doctor not a miracle worker,it's mush,bin it"

Sarge:"Can we see them ?"

Erz:"Tomorrow,they need rest now"

The group left and decided to go and bail NDX and Sabre out.......the two arrived at the front desk upon release arguing with each other

NDX:"I will never forgive you for this"

Sabre:"Forgive me ? you killed my love"

NDX:"It was plastic,you can buy a new one"

Sabre:"That's true and i can get the new model with the extra hole"

NDX:"You sick freak! i'll hang for you i swear"

Sabre:"Oh for gods sake i had it rough in those cells as well"

Sarge:"Jesus have you two not simmered down yet ?"

Sabre:"He's just pissed because some 300lb guy called Bastion made him toss his salad"

Tzarinna:"So they fed you ?"

Soc:"Huh ?"

Tzarinna:"Just making up for Bella not being here"

NDX:"Oh the shame,thank you brother,your work here is done"

Sabre:"If it makes you feel any better i will never feel the same innocence when i hear the word teabag"

Soc:"Alright enough! we need to get some rest as tomorrow we send FA home

FA:"Yes man up! it's about to get grissy"

They made it to the Hummer and began the journey home.....Tomorrow was gonna be a big day

To Be Continued........

 

[Socrates]

Hahaha, good stuff.

 

[DBella]

Part 9

Tzarinna:"Come on guys lets pull Bella out quickly"

Soc:"I had no idea you cared"

Tzarinna:"I don't i just want to see how mangled she is"

Soc:"Oh......ok"

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Erz:"Erm ok ? she is usually mentally deficient ?"

Tzarinna:"Only on days ending in y"

Just then a nurse came up with a pale look on her face and handed Erz a sheet before whispering something in his ear

Erz:"Ok guys we just got Bella's brain scan back"

Soc:"Is there any damage at all ?"

Erz:"I don't know........we couldn't find one"

Tzarinna:"Figures"

........

Hahahaha!!! Hilarious!! These are my favorite lines. God, I didn't realize I"m a freak with no brain!!

I wonder what Soc see in me since he's supposed to be a genius and all...

I :heart: the Empress.

 

[Socrates]

I think Soc is only physically attracted to you in this story, Bella.

 

[enterthemadness]

Good chapter, Double H. damn...I get you confused with Hippie hunter. Good work, Hunter rider.

 

[DBella]

I think Soc is only physically attracted to you in this story, Bella.

I don't think he'll be anymore after the accident. Bella's boobs exploded. She's flat-chested now. She might as well just die. :

 

[enterthemadness]

I don't think he'll be anymore after the accident. Bella's boobs exploded. She's flat-chested now. She might as well just die. :

She can get new ones...bigger ones...$$$.

 

[DBella]

She can get new ones...bigger ones...$$$.

NDX and Sabre seems very well-off. Maybe they'll pay for it.

 

[Socrates]

I don't think he'll be anymore after the accident. Bella's boobs exploded. She's flat-chested now. She might as well just die. :

How unfortunate for Mr. Fictional Socs.

 

[enterthemadness]

NDX and Sabre seems very well-off. Maybe they'll pay for it.

for a smell price of course. ...I meant small...not smell.

 

[DBella]

How unfortunate for Mr. Fictional Socs.

That Bella now has no boobs? I can sympathize.

Btw, clear your PMs, darn it! I can't send my reply.

 

[DBella]

for a smell price of course. ...I meant small...not smell.

You're creeping me out. *Slowly back away from etm*

 

[Socrates]

That Bella now has no boobs? I can sympathize.

Btw, clear your PMs, darn it! I can't send my reply.

...you...what? Seriously?



Btw...I'll clear some of my PMs.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Soc shall rebuild Bella

 

[DBella]

...you...what? Seriously?



Btw...I'll clear some of my PMs.

I don't understand your question.

Now I've to retype everything again. Thanks! Ugh!

Soc shall rebuild Bella

Ahh.... the Bella-bot! Yee-haw!!!

 

[Socrates]

I don't understand your question.

Now I've to retype everything again. Thanks! Ugh!

Not exactly a question...but I was a little surprised to find out you don't have boobs.

 

[DBella]

Not exactly a question...but I was a little surprised to find out you don't have boobs.

You're confusing me and Bella too?!

Oh wait... ahh... I know what you mean now. I said I could sympathize because I'm sad that her boobs exploded. I have boobs that I love dearly, thank you very much.

 

[Socrates]

You're confusing me and Bella too?!

Oh wait... ahh... I know what you mean now. I said I could sympathize because I'm sad that her boobs exploded. I have boobs that I love dearly, thank you very much.

Oh. Well, that's a good thing, you know.

 

[DBella]

Oh. Well, that's a good thing, you know.

Yes, I know.

Now go re-build me!

 

[Socrates]

I'm not one for re-building things, to tell you the truth.

 

[DBella]

I'm not one for re-building things, to tell you the truth.

I'm ruined.

 

[tzarinna]

What a shame no brain and now no boobs,those boobs probably saved her life.
Poor etm, will his nipple ever feel again?
Love,love,love it Hunter.

 

[The FallenAngel]

It kind of creeps me out how hunter knows that I talk just like this character....really....I do...


Good chapter.