I just got the dream job and **** is gonna get crazy

[Ronny Shade]

yes. The plan is in motion. You won't survive past 2006.

 

[Equint77]

not with people telling me they can hook me up with morphine, and other drugs.

 

[Son Of Logan]

Congrats, Equint. You lucky bastard.

 

[user123456789]

lol...a year or 2? by that time I'll be dead.....

wow that sucks

 

[Equint77]

lol.. thanks SOL... i'm extremely lucky.

 

[DBella]

Wow, E! This is great news indeed!! Congratulations you drunken b*****d, you!

 

[Son Of Logan]

lol.. thanks SOL... i'm extremely lucky.

I'll drop by as soon as you comp my evening.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm bringing GR and the rest for drinks at E's bar.

 

[Equint77]

I'm bringing GR and the rest for drinks at E's bar.

yeah I'll introduce him to Karen and then we can all hear how he fell in love with her cause she kept the ice cubes extra cold.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm bringing GR and the rest for drinks at E's bar.

careful, you don't want GR proposing to Equint

 

[Equint77]

I'll drop by as soon as you comp my evening.

if you tip me well at the end I will.

 

[Erzengel]

yeah I'll introduce him to Karen and then we can all hear how he fell in love with her cause she kept the ice cubes extra cold.

Well your job is to get them laid.

 

[Equint77]

Well your job is to get them laid.

I'm not running a brothel..

My job is to get paid and get laid and get people hammered.

What they do on the other side of the bar is their business.. and because we know how these clowns operate.... looks like they aren't doing any business.

 

[DBella]

Well your job is to get them laid.

He'll get $150 tip for that. Maybe more.

 

[Son Of Logan]

if you tip me well at the end I will.

No doubt. I always tip well.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm not running a brothel..

My job is to get paid and get laid and get people hammered.

What they do on the other side of the bar is their business.. and because we know how these clowns operate.... looks like they aren't doing any business.

I thought we were running a fund for these guys.

 

[Equint77]

He'll get $150 tip for that. Maybe more.

bell come to my bar.. there this place in the back where we can go and I can show you a few things.

after you've had a few carbombs.

 

[Equint77]

I thought we were running a fund for these guys.

there's no amount of money in the world that would buy those guys chooch.

I'm pretty sure if a woman had a choice between sleeping with JAL and going gravedigging for some action... you'd see her carrying a shovel on her way to a cemetary.

 

[DBella]

bell come to my bar.. there this place in the back where we can go and I can show you a few things.

after you've had a few carbombs.

Ahh... personal guided tour, eh?
Back alley?

 

[Ronny Shade]

wait, so you're supposed to tip bartenders the same way you tip waiters? Not that it's going to matter, because I've never felt the need to go to the bar, but I didn't realize this.

 

[Equint77]

Ahh... personal guided tour, eh?
Back alley?

yes... it's quiet, isolated and no one can hear you scream.

 

[Equint77]

wait, so you're supposed to tip bartenders the same way you tip waiters? Not that it's going to matter, because I've never felt the need to go to the bar, but I didn't realize this.

not always.... if you run up a bar tab you usually give a decent amount from the total.

 

[Erzengel]

there's no amount of money in the world that would buy those guys chooch.

I'm pretty sure if a woman had a choice between sleeping with JAL and going gravedigging for some action... you'd see her carrying a shovel on her way to a cemetary.

Well how about you hook up like 2 of them. Your choice.

 

[user123456789]

E, whats your education?

 

[Equint77]

Well how about you hook up like 2 of them. Your choice.

how about I hook up Kain or GR and JAL together.... since no woman alive will ever let them get between their legs... maybe it's time they tried a gay lifestyle.