I Know How You Die

[ScottyBBadd]

That is awful, but I know it's not true because I don't j/o in the shower

Ok. And avoid alternate uses of brooms.

 

[batnkevlar]

Dimithri/M/Cali

 

[The Comedian]

Dave/M/Newmarket, Canada

 

[Hades]

Candy/F/NJ/14/single

 

[Snipershot]

Luke/m/new york

 

[Noon]

Candy/F/NJ/14/single

Don't trust 14 year olds called Candy!


Damn that hoe....

 

[batnkevlar]

Oh, forgot to add 18...

Dimithri/m/CA/18

 

[FunBobPants]

John/male/Asheville, NC

 

[Ultimate Doom]

I know how celebrities die as well...

Tom Cruise: Overdose on anti-depressants - 53
Barbara Streisand - Run over by James Brolin - 66
Brad Pitt - Murdered by fiance, Julia Roberts - 47
Anna Nicole Smith - Beaten to death while doing jumping jacks - 41

aight then tell us how chuck norris will die.

 

[Da Docta]

And Jack Bauer

 

[FunBobPants]

well, in case this is real, i actually live in Greenville south carolina im 25 and im still a guy. but my real name is to embarassing to post here. lets just call me Ed

 

[The Last Meatbag]

aight then tell us how chuck norris will die.

He'll kill himself because of all the gay Chuck Norris jokes

 

[Master Chief]

He'll attempt a 360 roundhouse and end up kicking himself in the face, sending him into a coma.

Martial art masters will assassinate Chuck by unplugging the machines keeping him alive.

The ghost of Chuck Norris however is forever living, and avenges the death of his body.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm game.

JJ/M/North Carolina

 

[tzarinna]

Antonette/F/Maryland

 

[hammerhedd11]

Leo/m/Minnesota

 

[hammerhedd11]

Leo/m/Minnesota

Is anybody gonna answer?

 

[LEX]

This is interesting.

James/m/Australia

 

[tzarinna]

I think he either lost interest or is banned

 

[Da Docta]

He died today.(666)

 

[The Spawn]

Keanu/36/LA

 

[Kritish]

Luke/M/Chicago

 

[LEX]

I need to know how I'm going to die and I need to know now. You can't die, Neto Magnus. Not yet!

 

[the_joker]

Joseph/m/London

 

[Kritish]

I know how I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna drink my self to death. They will use my Jello liver as a medical example of alcoholism.