I Know How You Die

[Neto Magnus]

So why'd my death date jump from like, 35 to 18?

I never said u die at 35.

 

[tzarinna]

Murdered by your husband's teenage mistress - 41

Dude,I'm 35 now and not married,WTF

 

[Neto Magnus]

How do you drown in a puddle? So ur saying Im going to die in 2 years? ok... *Finds Daddy's Gun, writes down a emo poem*

I dunno I guess you're pretty dumb

 

[Neto Magnus]

Dude,I'm 35 now and not married,WTF

you still have 6 years to get married.

 

[WeaponZ2]

yea, are there tigers in Austrailia?

Maybe the Tiger is a symbol and really he will die from in ninja fight by someone using a Tiger fighting style....

Conner/m/Ontario Canada

 

[Master Chief]

I never said u die at 35.

Oh. My mistake.

 

[LEX]

yea, are there tigers in Austrailia?

No, there aren't. Well, tigers are not native animals, but they can be found at most zoos.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Maybe the Tiger is a symbol and really he will die from in ninja fight by someone using a Tiger fighting style....

Conner/m/Ontario Canada

lol maybe.

You'll suffer from a new strand of AIDS - 38

 

[Marvel Man]

I dunno I guess you're pretty dumb

, My life plan was to fake my death at 21 and go to China a train! Then be an assasin for hire!

 

[LEX]

Maybe the Tiger is a symbol and really he will die from in ninja fight by someone using a Tiger fighting style....

Conner/m/Ontario Canada

There are no ninjas in Australia, so I guess I'm safe. If I ever saw one, I shall use my Jackie Chan fighting skills and own the ass!

I will not be ended by a puny ninja. I just won't.

 

[WeaponZ2]

lol maybe.

You'll suffer from a new strand of AIDS - 38

So what....I wont die a virgin? Nice.

 

[Neto Magnus]

, My life plan was to fake my death at 21 and go to China a train! Then be an assasin for hire!

lol then you best get started

 

[Master Chief]

So what....I wont die a virgin? Nice.

You're in Ontario?

Then I bet we become best buds, we end up having a fist fight. You kill me, but my blood pours into some of yer wounds and you end up getting HIV for some reason. Then you're like, you get super powers and you get an advanced new form of AIDS. lol. Sadness. Virgin.

 

[Marvel Man]

lol then you best get started

might as well throw some swimming lessons in there too

 

[WeaponZ2]

There are no ninjas in Australia, so I guess I'm safe. If I ever saw one, I shall use my Jackie Chan fighting skills and own the ass!

I will not be ended by a puny ninja. I just won't.

They're Ninjas....how will you know they are there?

My life plan was to fake my death at 21 and go to China a train! Then be an assasin for hire!

Ever wanted to go to Australia?

 

[LEX]

They're Ninjas....how will you know they are there?

I have eyes.

 

[Marvel Man]

I have eyes.

Ninjas are sly ones they can be invisible

 

[WeaponZ2]

You're in Ontario?

Then I bet we become best buds, we end up having a fist fight. You kill me, but my blood pours into some of yer wounds and you end up getting HIV for some reason. Then you're like, you get super powers and you get an advanced new form of AIDS. lol. Sadness. Virgin.

Hmmmmm....die virgin?....get super powers and die?.....die virgin?....get super powers and die?....die virgin?....get super powers and die?.....die virgin?....get super powers and die? *knods head* Get super powers and die.

 

[LEX]

Ninjas are sly ones they can be invisible

You think I don't know that?

I would lock myself inside a glass house. There. Problem solved. And I have my robots.

 

[Marvel Man]

Ever wanted to go to Australia?

why? whats in Australia?

 

[Marvel Man]

You think I don't know that?

lol i kno u do, Just become a very big ninja so i can be hired for 2 million dollars to assasinate u

 

[WeaponZ2]

lol i kno u do, Just become a very big ninja so i can be hired for 2 million dollars to assasinate u

Just answered your own question.

 

[red-five]

joseph/m/california

 

[Marvel Man]

Just answered your own question.

Im In!

 

[enterthemadness]

Overdose on heroin and some kind of pills (not X) - 17


You die in battle during the Carolinas Civil War - 30s


You get a brain hemorrhage while taking a dump - 44

if that turns out to be true, it would suck, soo suck. I'd die the same way Elvis did...sitting on the tiolet.

but I doubt it'll come true. C'mon...Carolinas Civil War?