I Know How You Die

[Flash-er]

For years now I've been having precognitive dreams and most have come true. I truly believe that I can see into the future. I bet I can predict your demise. Just tell me your first name/gender/location and I'll tell you how you die and at what age.

Yeah, I stopped going to that website a LONG time ago. You other people that die at an earlier age, let me know if his "predictions" come true.

 

[phoenix_force]

i want to know how i die please...

 

[Flash-er]

Is anybody gonna answer?

From radiation exposure by sitting in front of your computer screen waiting for an answer - 20 yrs. from now.

Unless he has a different site, you won't get an answer. They closed down Deathclock.com

 

[Neto Magnus]

Wow, sorry guys. I completely forgot about this thread.
anyway continuing on...

Mina/F/Spain

C'mon, Neto: make my day.

Struck by lightning - 28

how does the carter die?

I need your info

will/m/new york?

'Accidently' shot by police - 20

 

[Neto Magnus]

Dimithri/M/Cali

Some kind of graduation accident - 22
(are you in college?)

Dave/M/Newmarket, Canada

Bob Ross comes back to life and rapes you - 27

Candy/F/NJ/14/single

you're lying cuz I can't see a clear death.

 

[Master Chief]

Ok, I changed my lifestyle. How am I going to die now?

 

[Neto Magnus]

Luke/m/new york

Overdose on heroin and some kind of pills (not X) - 17

John/male/Asheville, NC

You die in battle during the Carolinas Civil War - 30s

I'm game.

JJ/M/North Carolina

You get a brain hemorrhage while taking a dump - 44

 

[Neto Magnus]

Antonette/F/Maryland

Murdered by your husband's teenage mistress - 41

Leo/m/Minnesota

Killed by frat hazing - 18

This is interesting.

James/m/Australia

I don't know why but a tiger mauls you to death - 21

 

[Neto Magnus]

Keanu/36/LA

Car accident - 47

Luke/M/Chicago

Killed in prison - 31

Joseph/m/London

You die from a diesease yet to be classifed - 65

i want to know how i die please...

I need your name/sex/location

 

[LEX]

I don't know why but a tiger mauls you to death - 21

Such a young age. I'll remind myself not to go to zoos, then.

 

[Weir]

Jamie/m/Caledonia Canada.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Ok, I changed my lifestyle. How am I going to die now?

You get into a fatal fist fight if your friend - 18

 

[Neto Magnus]

Jamie/m/Caledonia Canada.

Buried alive(and then you die) - 52

 

[Neto Magnus]

Such a young age. I'll remind myself not to go to zoos, then.

It's not at a zoo though. I dunno your death is weird.

 

[Weir]

Buried alive(and then you die) - 52

DAMN! Please elaborate on this.

 

[Master Chief]

You get into a fatal fist fight if your friend - 18

But... my fists are gigantico. lol. k. sucks. I'll avoid social contact now. k thx for the heads up.

 

[LEX]

It's not at a zoo though. I dunno your death is weird.

I shall go through a ninja training, then. Weird, how?

 

[Neto Magnus]

DAMN! Please elaborate on this.

I'm not sure but avoid lone sharks.

 

[Marvel Man]

Ian/M/ Massillon, Oh

 

[Neto Magnus]

But... my fists are gigantico. lol. k. sucks. I'll avoid social contact now. k thx for the heads up.

lol you'll still die somehow that same year

 

[Weir]

I'm not sure but avoid lone sharks.

Consider it done! I wont ask money from anyone, id rather starve to death then be buried alive.

 

[Neto Magnus]

I shall go through a ninja training, then. Weird, how?

yea, are there tigers in Austrailia?

 

[Master Chief]

lol you'll still die somehow that same year

So why'd my death date jump from like, 35 to 18?

 

[Neto Magnus]

Ian/M/ Massillon, Oh

You drown in a puddle - 16

 

[Marvel Man]

You drown in a puddle - 16

How do you drown in a puddle? So ur saying Im going to die in 2 years? ok... *Finds Daddy's Gun, writes down a emo poem*