I Know How You Die

[Ultimate Doom]

Shhhhh. I gotta good thing going here.

LOL yes you do

 

[Neto Magnus]

damn straight.

 

[Van Petrol]

John/M/England.

 

[Magneto29]

Kristen/F/New York

 

[Bastila]

Alice/F/England

 

[Noon]

Hey, what if I decide just not to go to any concerts when i'm 22, will I still die when I'm 22?

Ah well, don't matter anyhow, I'm coming back as an Owl! hells yeah

 

[Neto Magnus]

John/M/England.

Gang-Banged then Hanged - 48

 

[Neto Magnus]

Kristen/F/New York

Skiing accident (you fall off a cliff) - 26

 

[Neto Magnus]

Alice/F/England

You contract AIDS from a gay mosquito - 37

 

[Neto Magnus]

Hey, what if I decide just not to go to any concerts when i'm 22, will I still die when I'm 22?

Ah well, don't matter anyhow, I'm coming back as an Owl! hells yeah

then the concert will come to you.

 

[Neto Magnus]

I know how celebrities die as well...

Tom Cruise: Overdose on anti-depressants - 53
Barbara Streisand - Run over by James Brolin - 66
Brad Pitt - Murdered by fiance, Julia Roberts - 47
Anna Nicole Smith - Beaten to death while doing jumping jacks - 41

 

[Swiftman]

I know how celebrities die as well...

Tom Cruise: Overdose on anti-depressants - 53
Barbara Streisand - Run over by James Brolin - 66
Brad Pitt - Murdered by fiance, Julia Roberts - 47
Anna Nicole Smith - Beaten to death while doing jumping jacks - 41

this is jus ridiculous. you gotta stop wit this bull****.
its funny though

 

[Mxtt]

rachael/f/LA

i'm never going to die so whatever you say is a lie

 

[Hades]

I know how celebrities die as well...

Tom Cruise: Overdose on anti-depressants - 53
Barbara Streisand - Run over by James Brolin - 66
Brad Pitt - Murdered by fiance, Julia Roberts - 47
Anna Nicole Smith - Beaten to death while doing jumping jacks - 41

Bah, like hell they'd all die that young.

 

[Neto Magnus]

rachael/f/LA

i'm never going to die so whatever you say is a lie

How do you know?

although you DO get stabbed by an umbrella and then it opens - 38

 

[ScottyBBadd]

raped and killed by a horse - 40s

Ok, that was weird.

 

[MoiBijou]

Mina/F/Spain

C'mon, Neto: make my day.

 

[Carter]

how does the carter die?

 

[ampersand]

will/m/new york?

 

[Dorian Gray]

YAY!!! I'm gonna die

I always wondered how, Tell me.

 

[Hades]

how does the carter die?

In the shower, with a broom up your ass.
You see you'll be jerking off and you'll shove the broom up your ass to try and increase the pleasure, but since the tub is wet and slippery you fall and get impailed by the broom.

 

[ampersand]

In the shower, with a broom up your ass.
You see you'll be jerking off and you'll shove the broom up your ass to try and increase the pleasure, but since the tub is wet and slippery you fall and get impailed by the broom.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

I know how celebrities die as well...Anna Nicole Smith - Beaten to death while doing jumping jacks - 41

I could have told you that.

 

[Carter]

That is awful, but I know it's not true because I don't j/o in the shower

 

[Hades]

That is awful, but I know it's not true because I don't j/o in the shower

Not now at least.