I was forced to kill a lizard today

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She kept on screaming at me...I went to go get something to scoop it up and throw it out the house but she started yelling and pressuring me and gave me DDT...It was so stressful

Now you sound like a kid on CSI.

 

[Sentinel X]

LMFAO....I'm, heh, picturing this grandma with a gun to his head..
"KILL IT! :seething with evil: I Wanna WATCH!....KiiiIIIIiiillLLL IT!!!!!
or I'll make you do...that thing again.....KILL IT! NOW!

lol

Thats acceptable...as long as theres no S & M involved

Now you sound like a kid on CSI.

CSI is a terrible show

 

[imdaly]

Well it summer down here...thats when critters like lizard prevail I guess...well one managed to creep into my house...and my grandma forced me to kill it, She made me spray it with DDT then hit it with my sandle.....

...I didnt want to, It was so young.

RIP....I called him wally
So RIP Wally

Leave comments of Wallys death here.

Admit it....it felt goooooood, didn't it?

 

[Sentinel X]

Admit it....it felt goooooood, didn't it?

No it felt really bad. I now have a guilty concience( I know its not spelled right, get over it )


And I saw its dismembered tail wiggle and I had to flush it away...poor Wally, he just wanted a better life...or was lost

 

[blind_fury]

I think Jeffrey Dahmer started with lizards.

 

[Abaddon]

Yeah,so we've all come to the conclusion that your Grandma is evil.

 

[Lackey]

I started with stray cats... I'd bury them in the dirt so only their heads were above ground, then I'd get my lawnmower and...

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I started with stray cats... I'd bury them in the dirt so only their heads were above ground, then I'd get my lawnmower and...

....

 

[The Last Meatbag]

that was some mama lizards child, you should be ashamed, lets hope Wally forgives you











you heartless son of a *****

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

that was some mama lizards child, you should be ashamed, lets hope Wally forgives you

you heartless son of a *****

Apparently his f***in' Mom's Mom has him in her hip pocket.

No one could force me to K.I.L.L. a living creature.

 

[DeFett]

You need to tell your Grandma that what she got you to do was wrong.

...then stick the dead lizard in her bed.

 

[Abaddon]

LMFAO....I'm, heh, picturing this grandma with a gun to his head..
"KILL IT! :seething with evil: I Wanna WATCH!....KiiiIIIIiiillLLL IT!!!!!
or I'll make you do...that thing again.....KILL IT! NOW!

lol

Haha,I was kinda picturing the Grandma from Malcom in the Middle.

"Do it.Do IT!I thought you were a man?!!"

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.



.....RIP Wally boy

 

[DeFett]

You need to tell your Grandma that what she got you to do was wrong.

...then stick the dead lizard in her bed.

...don't really do that.

 

[DeFett]

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.



.....RIP Wally boy

That's made me misty-eyed. Poor Wally <shakes head>

 

[blind_fury]

Haha,I was kinda picturing the Grandma from Malcom in the Middle.

"Do it.Do IT!I thought you were a man?!!"

Or his grandma laughing like the Emperor from Star Wars ROTJ.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Or his grandma laughing like the Emperor from Star Wars ROTJ.

POWAH!!!!!!!!!!!

....


Powah greatah than you can imagine....

 

[Abaddon]

She probably painted a pentagram on the floor with its blood.

 

[Sentinel X]

Apparently his f***in' Mom's Mom has him in her hip pocket.

No one could force me to K.I.L.L. a living creature.

It couldve been my dads mom


.....but your right it is my moms mom...but Im just saying

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I knew it!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Curse you for using DDT that stuff is terrible for the environment.

And RIP Wally.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Spraying DDT inside your house was probably not the wisest move....

 

[Sentinel X]

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.



.....RIP Wally boy

....Im really sorry about Wally's death.

My personal words to Wally:
You were a good lizard...just trying to look for a better life or you were curious. You were brave, and had the boldness to go into Human territory.
In your eyes I could see innocence and happyness. Through the seconds I tried to kill you I could tell you were a good lizard and didnt mean harm. I didnt want to kill you Wally but unfortunatly I wasnt given the option to save you either.Im sorry and I hope one day youll be able to forgive....

Im so sorry Wally that I killed you. Good bye...

to the friend I never got to know and never got to save,
Wally the Lizard

 

[jaguarr]

What a total waste! That lizard could have been used in at least thirteen different Santaria rituals that I can think of off the top of my head!

jag

 

[Sentinel X]

Im confused...they use lizards in satanic rituals?