While we were driving home, all we talked about were the ******ed plot mistakes, horrendous music, s***-ass direction, almost defiant inadherance to the comicbook mythology...and then we'd relax and say, "But MAN, it ROCKED!"
I was super-aware of the flaws, but*shrug* I guess I wasn't a big enough fan of the comics because I turned into a 13 year old kid and shrieked like a moron when Beast attacked and involuntarily, yes, audibly, exclaimed "THAT'S THE BEAST!!!!!"
And fuh-WHOAH! inTENSE Wolverine stuff.
I also liked the fact that the crap ass score got sad when they "robbed" Magneto of his powers.
The deaths were the WORST, "I'm Juggernaut, *****!" was the worst, the short shrift given to such worthy characters ( Angel? Colossus?....CYCLOPS?!?!? Gah!

)
But, maybe it was because I saw it
after reading all of the "Ratner raped my Mom" - Reviews here, Sorry, it got enough right to make me very happy.
There was actually a moment where I said, "F***. I know I'll be buying
this DVD!"
For me though, I think a huge part of my conflicted but strong love for the movie comes from the fact that I was way more into the art in comicbooks than the wannabe Shakespearean/Soap Opera stuff.
I'm in a stupor when I see comicbook panels effectively "brought to life", and...
I don't want to make it sound like I only enjoyed the action, because I thought it had some really superb character stuff as well, but Whoah!
I loved when Pyro said he'd've killed Xavier, and even though they ended up enemies, Ian was just like, "****, you don't know wtf you're talking about. He was a great man."
And even though we were giggling our asses off after Logan "killed"(can anyone really be killed in X-Men 3?) Jean ('cause of the...I can't believe they did it..."NoooOOOOOooOOOooOOOoOO!!!!" bird's-eye-view shot), I still knew that if I'd been watching it alone in my room it would've broken my dork-heart.
There was so much that was egregiously stupid about it, but I didn't care. Kind of like, when you're in love with a girl, deep, true, profound, inescapable love......but she farts in her sleep and likes Green Day and nags you when you try to get on the Hype.
It's still a good thing. I liked it.
SUPER bad-ass action scenes.
And that's a GOOD thing, yo.
(and believe me, after 3 or 5 minutes of raving about the intense effects and fight scenes, we're not stupid, we
did always come back to, "Yeah, but imagine if it had had stuff like that, WITH a decent director and screenplay!

")
But, yeah, I guess I'm a bigger Fantastic Four zombie than X-Men zombie, 'cause despite it's flaws, I thought it rocked ass and enjoyed it like crazy. Not just the fights, but several lip-twitches by Ian and Paquin, many details, like Mystique flailing and paying back Magneto, and.......f***, a hundred things.
But really, Ram-Man has got to go.
Who designed that helmet?

They shouldn't be fired, they should be shot.