Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[ultimatefan]

IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop!

KINNAMAN: That´s right, people should say I look like Robocop!

IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldn´t.

 

[Panthro]

IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop!

KINNAMAN: That´s right, people should say I look like Robocop!

IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldn´t.

Hehehehehe

IRON PATRIOT: "Uh, guys... where's that 'emergency exit' we talked about?"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

CAP: So, that´s the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: That´s right. You see, people who didn´t know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didn´t know about Robocop will think he´s a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe

CAP: So, that´s the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: That´s right. You see, people who didn´t know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didn´t know about Robocop will think he´s a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...

It's even funnier when you realize that Iron Man was an influence on Robocop.

TONY: "Dude I'm telling you if Batman were real and watched movies he would totally go for 1940s film noir."
CAP: "I think he'd be into westerns. The whole Teddy Roosevelt rough rider complex and all."

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: So, the new Robocop... That´s some competition for ya, huh?
TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and *****fy it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise.
CAP: Tony, you´ve lost me at "cyberpunk".
TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.

 

[Panthro]

CAP: So, the new Robocop... That´s some competition for ya, huh?
TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and *****fy it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise.
CAP: Tony, you´ve lost me at "cyberpunk".
TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.

Hehehehe

CAP: "So I hear Wally West doesn't exist in DC's New 52."
TONY: "Nope, no Wally West at all."
CAP: "That's just plain wrong."
TONY: "Agreed. One more reason to choose independent publishers over DC."
CAP: "Yep."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehe

IRON MAN: Government puppet.
IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table.
IRON MAN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and hehehe

IRON MAN: Government puppet.
IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table.
IRON MAN: Go to hell.

Hehehehehehehe

HERCULES: "Like Hell Captain America was the First Avenger! I was 'avenging' injustice before his ancestors were even born! Show some respect!"

CAP: "That is an extremely angry man."
TONY: "Watch out, he likes to kick people in the nuts."

IRON MAN: "Hi, I'm a Caffeine Free Coke-"
IRON PATRIOT: "And I'm a Pepsi."
IRON MAN: "Open us up and enjoy us all day."
IRON PATRIOT: "...."
IRON MAN: "That came out wrong."
IRON PATRIOT: "To say the least."

 

[Spider-Fan83]

stewie-"why does it look sad..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff. That FG bit was classic.

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper?
IRON MAN: Nope. Why?
IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van...

 

[Panthro]

IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper?
IRON MAN: Nope. Why?
IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van...

 

[ultimatefan]

GUY STARING OUT THE WINDOW: Wow, there´s Iron Man!!

ROBOCOP: Uh guys, we´re shooting my movie, remember?

GUY ON THE RIGHT: He´s so awesome! Can we go get his autograph?

ROBOCOP: Guys... guuuuuuys...

IRON MAN: Hehehehe.

 

[ultimatefan]

WIDOW: I´ll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars!

WIDOW: Aw crap.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rock´em Sock´em Robots for real?!
IRON MAN: Don´t mind if I do!

IRON PATRIOT: What? That´s the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight?
IRON MAN: ...

 

[Panthro]

hehehehehehe

IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rock´em Sock´em Robots for real?!
IRON MAN: Don´t mind if I do!

IRON PATRIOT: What? That´s the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight?
IRON MAN: ...

 

[Hotwire]

Iron Man: DAMN IT, RHODEY!!

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehhe

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Who are we?!
ALL: THE AVENGERS!!
IRON MAN: What does that make us?!
ALL: EARTH´S MIGHTIEST HEROES!!
IRON MAN: And why are we doing this?!
GUYS: TO BONE BLACK WIDOW!!
BLACK WIDOW: Hey!

 

[Hotwire]

Cap: Damn it, Thor! Be careful with that thing!

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff guys

IRON MAN: "The summer of 2015 belongs to our sequel! Not to the mythical long gestating Justice League film!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff

PEPPER: Who the hell farted?

TONY: I dunno, but either the wind´s gone really crazy or we got two invisible guys shooting from both sides. It´s a stinky bomb ambush!

 

[Hotwire]

Mandarin: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

 

[Poeman]

IRON MAN: Ahem...I just sharted in my metallic pants...Do you smell it?
IRON PATRIOT: No...
IRON MAN: Awesomeness