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    CAP: So, I just saw a boootleg of the first teaser trailer for Iron Man 3.
    TONY: Did you like it?
    CAP: I guess. I mean, it´s pretty dark. Like you guys are trying to emulate Nolan´s Batman movies.
    TONY: Okay, when one of your solo movies make over 600 mil worldwide, you get to comment on how derivative my franchise is.
    CAP (sighs): Always about money with ya, isn´t it?
     
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    CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
    TONY: I´ll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesn´t come from freckles, or temper.
    CAP: You mean...
    TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
    CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasn´t necessary, really...
     
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    IRON MAN: Guys, it´s getting way too heavy, so I´ll have to make some cuts. Any Twilight and Justin Bieber fans, please raise your hands!
     
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    CAP: So, I heard shooting was delayed cuz you had an ankle injury. That´s unfortunate.
    TONY: Yes it is. but it wasn´t an ankle injury. That´s the PR, PG-13 version of it. the reality was a lot more NC-17.
    CAP: I would ask you what it was, but my WWII memories already give me plenty of nightmares and PTSD episodes.
     
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    CAP: "Really? Joe Quesada thinks no acterss in Hollywood can properly play Ms. Marvel?"
    TONY: "Pfft, what do you expect from the guy who okayed Carlie Cooper, the character named after his daughter, as Spider-Man's temporary new love interest?"
     
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    CAP: Tony, what the hell?!
    TONY: What? That´s not based on you! That´s a completely original creation, like, you know, Black Cat.
     
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    CAP: Is that Spider-Man trying to break into the set?
    TONY: Yes. He realized way too late it was a stupid idea not to appear in Avengers and now is trying to push for a cameo in all the upcoming Marvel movies.
    CAP: Wow, did that guard really need to tase him so much?
    TONY: Yes, he did.
     
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    CAP: "So what's this Satan's Ally thing about?"
    TONY: "..."
     
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    TONY: "Go ahead, you can say it."
    CAP: "Dat Ass!"
    TONY: "Feels good doesn't it?"
    CAP: "I'll bet."
    TONY: "That's not what I meant but probably, yeah."
     
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  14. ultimatefan

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    Great stuff. That Mrs. Marvel look will be sorely missed.

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    IRON MAN: I have to say, team building exercises are making less and less sense every year.
     
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    You could cook...taco crust...in it?

    My god... :dry:
     
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    Indeed it will be. But at least we'll always have the scans.

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    SIR BEN KINGSLEY: What I want to bring to the role of Mandarin is sophistication, dignity and humanity, and above all stay as far as possible from the racist "Fu Manchu" evil asian stereotype...

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    SIR BEN KINGSLEY: WHAT THE F***?!?
     
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    Hahaha this thread is hilarious:

    ultimatefan: *posts a joke*

    Panthro: hehehehehehehehehehehe

    ultimatefan: *posts another joke*

    Panthro: hehehehehehehehehehehe
     
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    We´d love your contributions, man.
     
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    MANDARIN: Ten rings to rule them all! No way, copyright issues... Death to America! Nah, too politically controversial... Me so soly! Okay, now I´m just asking for the pitchforks...
     
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    Don't take me wrong, I wasn't making fun of you, I just thought this page looked so funny :p I kinda imagined in my head an older man telling jokes to a little kid or something haha!

    I'll contribute too ;) but not now because I don't have anything funny to come with at the moment
     
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    Things won't pick up here until we start getting official photos for the film itself.

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    MANDARIN: "I am not Ming the Merciless!"
     
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    It´s all good Oscorp, take your time. Yeah, soon enough this thing is gonna be on fire.

    Hehehehe, Ming and Mandarin would be great for a Robot Chicken segment, "the stereotyped villains that nobody wants".
     
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    CAP: Tony, are you trying to replace me?
    TONY: What? Don´t be silly! Let´s just say that, uh, he´s an MP3 and you´re a CD.
    CAP: Oh, and people still use CDs?
    TONY: Of course they do! They also use VHS, cassette tapes, Betamax...
     
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