Iron Man 3 IM3 Official Caption thread

[Dark Sentinel]

Funny stuff guys

IRON MAN: "Hi, I'm a Caffeine Free Coke, all the great taste without keeping you up at night."

Crisp and clean, noooo caffeine!

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Whoa. Wait, they haven´t cancelled Grey´s Anatomy yet?

 

[Juicy J]

That image of him sitting on the couch is so boss.

 

[Hotwire]

JARVIS: Sir, there's a small group of women at the door asking to be allowed in.
Iron Man: Are the strippers?
JARVIS: Yes, sir. They are.

 

[Panthro]

Crisp and clean, noooo caffeine!

Thanks. All this other stuff is great.

JULIA CARPENTER: "Can I have a spot in Avengers 2?"
IRON MAN: "I'll see what I can do."

 

[Gold Samurai]

IRON MAN ARMOR: Puny Human...

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN ARMOR: "You were thinking about Cap again weren't you? Weren't you?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

PEPPER: You know what honey, you´d look so much better with a green and yellow arm...

IRON MAN: You know what?! I´ve had it with your constant nagging and bossing and emasculating me around!! You think I´m gonna fall for that old, stupid "bachelor becomes whipped" cliché, or worse, the "one true love" crap, you´re way, waaaaay off!! I will just get back to boning much hotter and less annoying women than you on a daily basis!! You don´t like it, you can go and cry your sorrows to some Coldplay!!

IRON MAN: And that´s how it´s done.

 

[Panthro]

TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-"
CAP: "Was he actually gay?"
TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p***y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it."

 

[kedrell]

Iron Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Intern: "Oh really?!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Intern: "Oh really?!!!"

Classic. t:

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Nervous?"
INTERN: "Yeah."
IRON MAN: "First time?"
INTERN: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

 

[Enriquespy]

It itches and I cant scratch it!!

And it's not my nose

 

[Panthro]

CAP: "So how'd you get away from the Mandarin?"
TONY: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my-"
CAP: "Never mind."

 

[darkslayer101]

CAP: "So how'd you get away from the Mandarin?"
TONY: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my-"
CAP: "Never mind."

KKBB reference i like it!

 

[Panthro]

KKBB reference i like it!

Thanks, they do work well with Iron Man by way of RDJ.

 

[mc7791]

Armor: does this color make me look fat?
Tony: no you look great!

 

[mc7791]

Tony: you wrecked the whole house in a matter or seconds! Who taught you to do this stuff?!
Armor: You alright! I learned it by watching you!!

 

[mc7791]

Rhodey: Are you guys sure that this food is from Tony's house of ribs?

 

[mc7791]

Tony: I would like to see Obadiah take my arc reactor now!
Rhodey: Hes dead Tony.
Tony: oh yeah right.

 

[mc7791]

Mandarin: for the last time I am not a type or orange!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff mc

MANDARIN: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

CAP: "Um... what?"
TONY: "Just ignore him and he'll eventually go away."

 

[mc7791]

Mandarin: you know that things have gone bad when your stuck in the dark because the EMP from one of my rings have knocked out all the power for 3 blocks. Not to mention that I have to wait at home for power service between the hours of 8:00am and 5:00pm all day.

 

[mc7791]

Mandarin: hey guys do you think I would do well on Dancing with the Stars?

Cap: uh no maybe if Marvel comes up with a Dance Dance Revolution game starring superhero nemeses. You would be good in that.
Tony: Yeah you have a face for radio.

Mandarin: jerks