It's official: Jade Empire 2 is coming!!!!!!

[블라스]

Great weather we're having!

 

[GFreeman]

Really? Everyone's been complaining about it being a little chilly, on account of my dick blocking out the sun

 

[블라스]

Hahaha touche, my friend

 

[XtromaniaK]

Really? Everyone's been complaining about it being a little chilly, on account of my dick blocking out the sun

Then we will fight in the shade?

 

[블라스]

Yes Fighter.

I didn't get this, is it a "Battleass: Fagactica" reference?

Just in case that one has been done already...

Crapplecrap: Crapactica
Ass: Breath
****: *****
Battlesuck: Myasstica
Battlestar: Worstshowever
Penis: Eater

 

[Zenien]

Actually it's an 8 bit theater reference.

And Battlestar Galactica is much better than whatever you think is better than Battlestar Galactica.

 

[블라스]

It actually looks like it's good, I dared to see a trailer on Youtube and it looks pretty cool

 

[Nightmare]

This is good news. Now only if they'd bring us Shenmue III!!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I didn't get this, is it a "Battleass: Fagactica" reference?

Just in case that one has been done already...

Crapplecrap: Crapactica
Ass: Breath
****: *****
Battlesuck: Myasstica
Battlestar: Worstshowever
Penis: Eater

You have done a good thing today. Come now and embrace the Chalice of WHFdom.

 

[블라스]

You have done a good thing today. Come now and embrace the Chalice of WHFdom.

That post was 100% dedicated to you.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Then I have this truth to tell you: I am in love with Asian Actress Tia Carrere.

Asia is 100% dedicated to Blas.

 

[GFreeman]

Adama should fly the Galactica right up your ass WHF.

 

[블라스]

Then I have this truth to tell you: I am in love with Asian Actress Tia Carrere.

Asia is 100% dedicated to Blas.

YES!!!

 

[The Bruce]

Can we please get some Asian girl power in this thread?!

 

[블라스]

Can we please get some Asian girl power in this thread?!

This is not the thread for that!
Oh, remember that part in Jade Empire where the bad guy...

Spoiler

and then he transformed into a monster?

That was awesome!

 

[GFreeman]

That was my favorite part.

 

[XtromaniaK]

I think we can all agree that was our favorite part.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Did I mention how awful this game was?

 

[블라스]

Did I mention how homosexual and non-virgin-like your ass has been behaving for the past 20 years?

 

[Fenrir]

Did I mention how awful this game was?

This was the only game in which your fugly lookin' character got to have an awesome threesome with two hot chicks. You = phail.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

WELL YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB!!! *runs off crying*

 

[블라스]

This was the only game in which your fugly lookin' character got to have an awesome threesome with two hot Asian chicks. You = phail.

 

[GFreeman]

You're right, I am dumb

 

[Purple Prancer]

The fool doesn't realize we are rubber and he is glue!


Actually, I ****ing hated this game


OMG, GET IT OFF OF ME! HORSIIEEEES!!!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

This game had more dialogue trees than The Wizard of Oz.

(that's a bad thing BTW)