Jason Statham to take on Meg

I think this will go the way of Snakes on a Plane or Piranha 3d. A lot of hype over how cheesy and fun it looks but won’t translate into actual box office.

I'm not seeing half as much internet hype for this as I did for Snakes on a Plane, and that was back in 2006.
 
I would watch a YouTube series where the meg is Bruce from Jaws’ crotchety old grampa.

By the way, I bought the book for my birthday and I’m picking it up tomorrow :) wish me luck! I’m pretty much expecting a solid piece of literature akin to Austen or Yeates
 
Another poster from Li Bingbing's Instagram.

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I am still astonished that she's in her mid 40s. It don't crack indeed.
 
She is so beautiful and talented, I can see why she’s pretty much universally adored.

I like that poster but I don’t know why they chucked the guy in up the top in the scuba suit
 
She is so beautiful and talented, I can see why she’s pretty much universally adored.

I like that poster but I don’t know why they chucked the guy in up the top in the scuba suit

Well, if it's remotely close to the book...

that could be Statham's character trying to save his ex-wife.
As you can guess, he's a little late.
 
Li Bingbing does look a bit older in up close hi-def pics, but still a very good 45.
 
It’s going to take a lot for me to barrack for Jason statham at this point because I really want the meg to win lol.
 
Honestly, I'd rather see them cross over with Jurassic World and have the megalodon fight the giant mosasaur that's now roaming loose.

(Also, the sense of scale in that artwork is completely misleading. That baleen whale is only about 20 feet long, not blue whale-sized.)

So the meg is about the size of a basking shark? Maybe that’s how they defeat it. They get the nice sharks (whale, basking and maybe chuck in a sperm whale for ethnic representation) to team up avengers style to take it on.

Be honest, a team of earth’s mightiest sharks would be awesome. Happy shark week everyone
 
So the meg is about the size of a basking shark? Maybe that’s how they defeat it. They get the nice sharks (whale, basking and maybe chuck in a sperm whale for ethnic representation) to team up avengers style to take it on.

Be honest, a team of earth’s mightiest sharks would be awesome. Happy shark week everyone
Except that King Shark is a supervillain. :cwink:
 
Does the "The" in the title bother anyone else? I wish it was just called Meg. :funny:
 
It doesn't really bother me all that much. I just want the shark to look cool and terrifying and to eat a lot of people.
 
Well, after everything we've seen I really don't think there'll be a shortage of any of that.
 

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