Let's Make The Marijuana Thread Again!

[XtremelyBaneful]

Low-tolerance you say?

You lucky basterd.

Bro, it ain't always that fun. I remember waterfalling one time, and that made me go to a place I did NOT want to go. I was alone, so that also didn't help. I felt terrorized in the mind by Satan, and I had to constantly remind myself of how much I am a slave to God in order to sober myself up and preserve some sanity (at the time).

Yo Blitzkrieg Bop, I just noticed that ironically you made your alcohol thread on 420 of last year, lol

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Word? Had no clue.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Word? Had no clue.

Well you must've known it was 420 that day because it was 420, you know. I wonder wat you were thinkin'. Like wat was on your mind

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Bro, it ain't always that fun. I remember waterfalling one time, and that made me go to a place I did NOT want to go. I was alone, so that also didn't help. I felt terrorized in the mind by Satan, and I had to constantly remind myself of how much I am a slave to God in order to sober myself up and preserve some sanity (at the time).

Yo Blitzkrieg Bop, I just noticed that ironically you made your alcohol thread on 420 of last year, lol

Everyone should practice moderation. If you eat too many edibles you're going trip balls.

I never had any satanic visions or blindness from weed and I'm not convinced it's a common issue most users have.

But when I hear someone has a low tolerance I think of someone who saves alot more money on weed because they only need a little to get high.

 

[Six]

I'd respond to this, but I just don't have it in me. I'm gonna smoke and make a Hot Pocket instead.

weed and hot pockets... that brings back some good memories... we decided to leave a hundred dollar tip for the cleaners at the hotel when we left... oh the good times

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Everyone should practice moderation. If you eat too many edibles you're going trip balls.

I never had any satanic visions or blindness from weed and I'm not convinced it's a common issue most users have.

But when I hear someone has a low tolerance I think of someone who saves alot more money on weed because they only need a little to get high.

for this semester and last semester I basically didn't have to pay at all to toke. Perks of having friends that like and love smokin with you I guess. Or that just don't believe in the ethic of makin you throw down.

I didn't have satanic visions, like I saw patterns and shapes at first but then it quickly turned into mental terrorism, like I didn't SEE satan, but the name satan constantly rung in my head, and all I could do about it was lie down in the fetal position and beg to God for help, and constantly remind myself of how much of a slave I am to God. Which did calm me down. and then eventually I vomited my brains out, lol

But yeah I don't always need so much to get the feeling, but because of that sometimes it doesn't last as long as others.

 

[Flint Marko]

i ain't a stoner brah. Well, not since junior year. I gotta cut that crap out till I get a job. Like a real job. Then I can do whatever I want.

Pot doesn't ruin the average user, but since I have such an addictive personality and a low tolerance, it really ruins me. So I gotta stay away from it till appropriate

Same. Haven't smoked in months, and before that it was over a year. I just can't smoke and get anything done that day and I've got to much going on nowadays to be able to completely take a day off. Plus I'm a student athlete and get randomly drug-tested by my university, so I can't really risk it.
Hopefully soon my schedule will even out though, I graduate in May so maybe after that I'll be able to enjoy it again at some point.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

I made a goof at work and my Korean boss told someone, "His head must be full of smoke."

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

for this semester and last semester I basically didn't have to pay at all to toke. Perks of having friends that like and love smokin with you I guess. Or that just don't believe in the ethic of makin you throw down.

I didn't have satanic visions, like I saw patterns and shapes at first but then it quickly turned into mental terrorism, like I didn't SEE satan, but the name satan constantly rung in my head, and all I could do about it was lie down in the fetal position and beg to God for help, and constantly remind myself of how much of a slave I am to God. Which did calm me down. and then eventually I vomited my brains out, lol
.

Do you know of other weed users who have had episodes like that cause I frequent weed forums and rarely hear of such horror stories.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Same. Haven't smoked in months, and before that it was over a year. I just can't smoke and get anything done that day and I've got to much going on nowadays to be able to completely take a day off. Plus I'm a student athlete and get randomly drug-tested by my university, so I can't really risk it.
Hopefully soon my schedule will even out though, I graduate in May so maybe after that I'll be able to enjoy it again at some point.

word man. you're doing the right thing. keep up the good attitude

Do you know of other weed users who have had episodes like that cause I frequent weed forums and rarely hear of such horror stories.

no I have not. but an important thing to take out away from it is the fact that I was alone in both instances of "mental terror."

and the fact that I have high blood pressure which just made my heart beat that much faster and made me panic.

 

[Flint Marko]

word man. you're doing the right thing. keep up the good attitude


no I have not. but an important thing to take out away from it is the fact that I was alone in both instanced of "mental terror."

and the fact that I have high blood pressure which just made my heart beat that much faster and made me panic.

Thanks man I appreciate it
And yeah the heartbeat thing always freaked me out a little bit.
I had some friends who got into the fake weed/"spice" stuff and at one point they almost drove one of them to the hospital because his heart was beating so fast. That was the last time any of them touched the stuff.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I only recently started experiencing the heartbeat thing. But I find that indicas usually go easy on the heart

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Thanks man I appreciate it
And yeah the heartbeat thing always freaked me out a little bit.
I had some friends who got into the fake weed/"spice" stuff and at one point they almost drove one of them to the hospital because his heart was beating so fast. That was the last time any of them touched the stuff.

Ya I wasn't against synthetics at first, but junior year I vomited hard after doing some. Never touched it again.

Besides, it can't be good for you since your brain has natural cannabinoid receptors. Synthetics mimic the effects and attach to the receptors, it ain't natural.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Why would anybody try fake weed?

Everyone should know by now it's bad news.

 

[Flint Marko]

Why would anybody try fake weed?

Everyone should know by now it's bad news.

This was several years ago before it blew up and become a nationwide topic. Granted, even then common sense should tell you it's dumb, and I know they knew that, but I think they were just looking for a fast and cheap high. They got what they paid for, and undoubtedly lost brain cells because of it lol.
Needless to say none of my friends have smoked it since then, this was back in 2010.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Why would anybody try fake weed?

Everyone should know by now it's bad news.

has something been revealed about it that makes it crystal clear that it is bad?

 

[Flint Marko]

has something been revealed about it that makes it crystal clear that it is bad?

There have been reports of people dying or being hospitalized after smoking certain kinds. The problem is that since there isn't one single chemical composition of "spice" or "fake weed" the US can't ban it. So every time one recipe or brand is outlawed, the people who make this sort of stuff (sometimes literally in their bathroom) just switch out a handful of chemicals to produce the same effect while still being technically "legal". So basically you have no idea what you are smoking or how it will effect you, and this can obviously prove to be dangerous.

 

[the last son]

Anyone know how to beat a urine test?

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

The government says cannabis is schedule one highly addictive with no medical benefits.

LOL, they treat the public like idiots.

http://www.businessinsider.com/health-benefits-of-medical-marijuana-2014-4?op=1

 

[The Shape]

Anyone know how to beat a urine test?

www.google.com

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Anyone know how to beat a urine test?

Don't smoke for 30 days.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Anyone know how to beat a urine test?

It depends on these:

- weight
- height
- build (skinny, average, overweight)
- amount of physical activity
- date of drug test
- date of last time smoke
- frequency of smoking (last 30 days)

But in general:

Drinking water day(s) before the test really doesn't do much, as the THC is stored in fat cells.

For drug testing there is a threshold, meaning you have to have a certain amount of THC in your urine for you to test positive.

To be safe, I would start by drinking two 8oz. glasses of water 3-4 hours before your test. It doesn't just have to be water, you can drink Cranberry juice, gatoraid, tea, soft drinks, etc.. Then drink another 8oz. every 15-20 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water/liquids, which should be 48oz. 1 - 2 hours later, depending on your body, you should be pissing clear urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water/liquids to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.

To make your urine the yellowish color, about an hour before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (~10 times the daily recommended dosage). After that about 30 minutes later you should be pissing yellow urine.

It is important that you have pee'd diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you take your test.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

There have been reports of people dying or being hospitalized after smoking certain kinds. The problem is that since there isn't one single chemical composition of "spice" or "fake weed" the US can't ban it. So every time one recipe or brand is outlawed, the people who make this sort of stuff (sometimes literally in their bathroom) just switch out a handful of chemicals to produce the same effect while still being technically "legal". So basically you have no idea what you are smoking or how it will effect you, and this can obviously prove to be dangerous.

Jesus christ. that is bad.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Do you know of other weed users who have had episodes like that cause I frequent weed forums and rarely hear of such horror stories.

I smoked from when I was 14 until a few years ago. Ever since my schizophrenia became active in me I can't smoke bud. If I do I hear voices instantly and get all freaked out because they tell me crazy crap. The way I figure it there really is no sense in doing something if you can't enjoy it. Now that I'm sober I just accept my partying days are behind me. They were tons of fun while I was doing everything but I prefer being sober now. I don't even like the feeling if I take NyQuil or Benadryl now. My friend also gets heart palpitations sometimes when he smoke though.

Ya I wasn't against synthetics at first, but junior year I vomited hard after doing some. Never touched it again.

Besides, it can't be good for you since your brain has natural cannabinoid receptors. Synthetics mimic the effects and attach to the receptors, it ain't natural.

That fake weed is the damn devil. I was hoping we would have got the medical bu out here in FL so idiots would stop smoking that garbage. Just like someone else said they always change the recipe when they make a batch illegal so there is no way to stop it. My old roommates used to smoke that crap all the time, I hated the smell of it. I saw them freak out on multiple occasions. Also saw a buddy of mine hit it once and slump over and have a seizure. Horrible stuff

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Not sure if I can post it but has anyone seen the video going around on YouTube with the 3 grandmas smoking weed for the first time? It's pretty awesome