Marvel's April 2007 Preview Solicits

[Eros]

I love you too but my anus is still off limits

I can work with that.

 

[Dread]

But it does apply in trained heroes defedning the city/world from this "force of nature" DUH!

Exactly, because after Stamford, every time a hero without a badge goes out, 16 babies die.

And yes, I did get your point. I was just wisecracking.

 

[Darthphere]

Exactly, because after Stamford, every time a hero without a badge goes out, 16 babies die.

And yes, I did get your point. I was just wisecracking.

You're wrong, it was 23 babies.

 

[Eros]

You're wrong, it was 23 babies.

Teach me the ways of the Darthphere, and then make me your apprentice.

 

[Darthphere]

Sorry, can't. Maybe if I fire sethcohen.

 

[BrianWilly]

Also, I was thinking of the Confessions and Fallen Son books, and it really doesn't say the words die, died, death anywhere. Fallen could represent something else completely.

Wolverine mocks you for your wrongness.

CIVIL WAR: FALLEN SON – WOLVERINE (NOTE: NOT ACTUAL TITLE)
Written by JEPH LOEB
Pencils and Cover by LEINIL YU
Variant Cover by MICHAEL TURNER
How will Wolverine react to the death of one the most beloved characters in the Marvel Universe? He ain't buyin' it! Join Logan as he tries to track down the truth and he's not going to be happy when he does! The secret story that will transverse the post Civil War landscape – and stars Marvel's most popular characters – begins here! How do people with amazing powers face a force that no one can fight? Who has fallen, and is more violence coming? With Wolverine on the scene, is there any question? Be there as superstar Jeph Loeb teams with the industry's top artists on a story that will have everyone talking! Loeb! Leinil! Logan!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$2.99

 

[Eros]

Sorry, can't. Maybe if I fire sethcohen.

Your makeing a mistake, make me you true successor. Sethcohen is a fool, his lack of good judgement and foresight shall bring and end to the Darthsphere line!

 

[Foggy Nelson]

Sorry, can't. Maybe if I fire sethcohen.

Meh. Seth never was any good, go ahead. Fire that bastard.

Disappointing, Omega Flight looked good for an ongoing. Doesn't mean I won't enjoy the mini, might get extended to an ongoing if it goes well I guess.

 

[Darthphere]

Wolverine mocks you for your wrongness.

I can't read.

 

[Darthphere]

Your makeing a mistake, make me you true successor. Sethcohen is a fool, his lack of good judgement and foresight shall bring and end to the Darthsphere line!

You can't even spell my name correctly.

 

[Eros]

You can't even spell my name correctly.

I am shamed.

 

[Doombringer]

Wow..

Spoiler

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #541
Written by J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
Pencils and Cover by RON GARNEY
“Back in Black” Part 3
A sniper’s bullet changes everything in Peter Parker’s life. Clad in his black costume, Spider-Man will stop at nothing to find the man who pulled the trigger and, even more important, the man who gave the kill order. This is Spider-Man at his darkest hour.
32 PGS./Rated A …$2.99

Looks like MJ bites it... or Aunt May

 

[hippy fascist]

Wow..

Spoiler

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #541
Written by J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
Pencils and Cover by RON GARNEY
“Back in Black” Part 3
A sniper’s bullet changes everything in Peter Parker’s life. Clad in his black costume, Spider-Man will stop at nothing to find the man who pulled the trigger and, even more important, the man who gave the kill order. This is Spider-Man at his darkest hour.
32 PGS./Rated A …$2.99

Looks like MJ bites it... or Aunt May

Or not, up until now the focus has still very much been on peter. If people are sending snipers to kill MJ/May whether they succeed is of no consequence, it would still force pete to distance himself from them.

 

[Tropico]

U Thor: "Hugz me, Hypey!!!!"
Hyperion: "Kiss me, you fool!"

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Spoiler

I'm going for May, then Spider-Man pushes MJ away, who sleeps with other people, causing uneasy tension, when MJ has someone else's kid, which leads up to the next big Marvel event, when Peter makes a different sort of team up with none other than....the Living Lightning!

 

[Doombringer]

Or not, up until now the focus has still very much been on peter. If people are sending snipers to kill MJ/May whether they succeed is of no consequence, it would still force pete to distance himself from them.

Indeed. I too would hide my family in Tibet if i were going through the same **** Pete will go through.

But...

its gonna be a major impact and of great consequence to Peter regardless. Distancing himself from them or not. If someone kills my wife or mother-figure trying to get to me, it will be of consequence cause i might have to abandon my hero code and go kill me a mutherfu(ker.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Then wouldn't that be a good reason for Tony to REALLY push the SHRA? Because "heros" that side with Cap will kill people?

 

[hippy fascist]

full solicitations

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Aprl07/solicitations.html

t: ​

 

[Doc Destruction]

Wow..

Spoiler

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #541
Written by J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
Pencils and Cover by RON GARNEY
“Back in Black” Part 3
A sniper’s bullet changes everything in Peter Parker’s life. Clad in his black costume, Spider-Man will stop at nothing to find the man who pulled the trigger and, even more important, the man who gave the kill order. This is Spider-Man at his darkest hour.
32 PGS./Rated A …$2.99

Looks like MJ bites it... or Aunt May

There just really isn't much more JMS can screw up, is there?

 

[hippy fascist]

Bringing back beast to UXM is ******ed. Kirkman's UXM has sucked so far so why would he choose now to delve into the whole resurecting characters **** storm

 

[Fenryr]

Bendis had no reason to turn him into such a whinerbaby and kill him, anyways. If you don't know how to write a character, the first idea you have shouldn't be "I'll kill him, then I won't have to worry about it." It ended up being a worthless plot point, just to shove Ororo and Logan together awkwardly, and it still hasn't been resolved.

If Kirkman wants to correct somebody else's stupid mistake(s), and can pull it off, I'm all for it.

 

[GNR]

Blah.Nothing really exciting except the usuals.

Where's Cap?!

 

[Red]

Where's Cap?!

Dead.

 

[CaptainCanada]

I'll be getting my usual collection of X-titles (Astonishing [if it comes out on time], New, and Uncanny, and, provisionally, X-Factor), plus Omega Flight #1; Captain America not solicited, for whatever reason, despite issues in both February and March; I'm not sure about Mighty Avengers.

In the collected volumes department, put me down for Alpha Flight Vol. 1 (in the synergy department, out on the same day as Omega Flight), Young Avengers Vol. 2 (I still don't have #12), and the collected Agents of Atlas.

 

[Darthphere]

Hmm, nothing new that really grabs at me.