My parents finally found out.

i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

LOL so now you're trying to convince us all how tough you are? Wow ........... it takes a big man to shoot someone in the head.

99% of me finds you irritatingly funny because you take yourself SO seriously whilst the rest of us (mostly older people) can spot your kind coming from a mile away.

The other 1% of me just finds it unfunny that you come out with a statement like this after everything that's just happened at Virginia tech.
 
people that say they'd have no problem looking someone in the eye and shooting/killing them make me laugh....have you ever actually saw someone get shot, in the face/head in particular...if you havn't don't make such rediculous claims.
 
what you never thought about killing someone in the heat of the moment?

drag their cold corpse down to the docks tie a concrete slab and drop him in.
 
Still appropriate.

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i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

Your not making your self look any better you know :whatever:
 
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Make another comment like that....and I will be forced to give you 10 to 20 toughguy. You can be stoopit...but don't be stupid.
 
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Make another comment like that....and I will be forced to give you 10 to 20 toughguy. You can be stoopit...but don't be stupid.
 
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Make another comment like that....and I will be forced to give you 10 to 20 toughguy. You can be stoopit...but don't be stupid.
 
This thread is like a car crash.

You don't want to look, but you can't HELP but look!

:csad: Agreed... here's a kid who is ruining his future and doesn't even realize it.

1. His dad was prepared to drug test him... that means the drugs are obviously affecting his abilities to do things. (Otherwise why did his dad even suspect).

2. He wants to get a job but doesn't think spelling and grammar are important. News flash, if you can't spell properly on the job application form they probably will hire the person who CAN. Practice makes perfect and a message board is a GREAT place to get a lot of practice in.

3. He doesn't think age matters, but doesn't seem to realize that if he commits a crime his parents will be held responsible to a certain degree.

(I won't go into the rest, because other folk have already covered it)

Frankly, I wouldn't hire this guy to babysit a six year old. Never mind watching a whole pool full of kids.
 
i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.
Would you be riding a unicorn while doing it and have a magical sword as well?
 
people that say they'd have no problem looking someone in the eye and shooting/killing them make me laugh....have you ever actually saw someone get shot, in the face/head in particular...if you havn't don't make such rediculous claims.


actually i have witnessed such things, last summer a burger king employee pulled a knife on a co worker and sliced his neck, he didnt die tho cuz luckilt the cops were already there and shot the empoyee.

the cops were there cuz they were called by some girl who got her braclet stolen from the worker and she saw him do it. than the worker got off with a summens, and he got pissed off and pulled a hostage.

ahh exiting thing to wach.


pepole left and right were fleeing as me and my friends were enjoying our meal and a free show.

it sucked too at the same time cuz we were the only witnesses left and we had to fill out those dam reports.
 
A triple Mod Warning... :wow:

You're in for it now kiddo...
 
Hmm, suddenly you've gone from "I'm a nice guy, really, I do charity" ...................... to ..................... I'm a typical Keyboard warrior who finds it entertaining to watch someone get knifed.

Sort yourself out
 
what you never thought about killing someone in the heat of the moment?

drag their cold corpse down to the docks tie a concrete slab and drop him in.
OK, now you're playing it up too much. It was funnier when the references were just casual. Like this...
and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.
Now that's just gold.
 
actually i have witnessed such things, last summer a burger king employee pulled a knife on a co worker and sliced his neck, he didnt die tho cuz luckilt the cops were already there and shot the empoyee.

the cops were there cuz they were called by some girl who got her braclet stolen from the worker and she saw him do it. than the worker got off with a summens, and he got pissed off and pulled a hostage.

ahh exiting thing to wach.


pepole left and right were fleeing as me and my friends were enjoying our meal and a free show.

it sucked too at the same time cuz we were the only witnesses left and we had to fill out those dam reports.
Did someone cut off your finger you type like ****.

Anyway cops wouldn't shoot a person with only a knife....
 
:csad: Agreed... here's a kid who is ruining his future and doesn't even realize it.

1. His dad was prepared to drug test him... that means the drugs are obviously affecting his abilities to do things. (Otherwise why did his dad even suspect).

....because my friends dad is friends with my dad, and he decided to drug test my friend, and my dad wanted to do the same.

2. He wants to get a job but doesn't think spelling and grammar are important. News flash, if you can't spell properly on the job application form they probably will hire the person who CAN. Practice makes perfect and a message board is a GREAT place to get a lot of practice in.

....i never said it wasnt important i said i dont care to go over and check every little thing.

3. He doesn't think age matters, but doesn't seem to realize that if he commits a crime his parents will be held responsible to a certain degree.

(I won't go into the rest, because other folk have already covered it)

Frankly, I wouldn't hire this guy to babysit a six year old. Never mind watching a whole pool full of kids.

....im not bad with kids, i like kids, i grew up waching my younger sister, and my little cousins. im not babysitting im just keeping an eye on them.

im very responsible with my friends daughter, im always the one to cath her if hes doing something bad, and i stop her from doing it, cutest lil thing you will ever see.
 
actually i have witnessed such things, last summer a burger king employee pulled a knife on a co worker and sliced his neck, he didnt die tho cuz luckilt the cops were already there and shot the empoyee.

the cops were there cuz they were called by some girl who got her braclet stolen from the worker and she saw him do it. than the worker got off with a summens, and he got pissed off and pulled a hostage.

ahh exiting thing to wach.


pepole left and right were fleeing as me and my friends were enjoying our meal and a free show.

it sucked too at the same time cuz we were the only witnesses left and we had to fill out those dam reports.

Dude... read books.
 
This is really something special. It's great enough when some e-boy runs with a martial arts fantasy, but I think this is really the first time I've seen someone bold enough to run with a Sopranos fantasy. Actually, I don't doubt that his dad is like Robert DeNiro, though it's 99.999% likely it's the Meet the Fockers version.
 
i hate reading, it hurts my eyes, the print is too small.

and i dont like my glasses.


and i am a nice respectuful guy, i still find some things funny to see even if it is bad.
 
This is really something special. It's great enough when some e-boy runs with a martial arts fantasy, but I think this is really the first time I've seen someone bold enough to run with a Sopranos fantasy. Actually, I don't doubt that his dad is like Robert DeNiro, though it's 99.999% likely it's the Meet the Fockers version.

Did I ever tell you how my home world was doomed and my parents sent me in a small starship to Earth?
 
Surely those be glasses made for a' stabbin' :up:
 
This kid reminds me of a story my friend once told me, he was 19 or so at the time taking a girl to junior or senior prom, sitting at a table with a bunch of tough guys and relayed this story to me:

Tough Kid: So yeah, then this kid whipped out this gun and pointed at me. Then I took out my chain and told him, he better shoot me before I use my chain on him.

My friend: Please, if anyone pulled a gun on you, you'd probably sh't your pants.
 
ok... we've given him the best advice we could about why he should listen to his parents... now let's help him sort out his arguments for doing pot...

Pros vs Cons

If I do pot at home:
- it will make the house smell different and maybe my parents will enjoy the smell.
- if I accidently set the house on fire my parents will no longer have to feed and clothe me and if my parents have decent insurance they will be able to get the house replaced / remodeled

If I do pot at someone elses house:
- I won't get caught, and if I do I won't tell anyone who I am or where I live. so my parents won't receive any nasty phone calls about the behaviour of their child and won't have to pay my bail

If I do pot out in public:
- I won't get caught, and if I do I won't tell etc...

If I do pot:
- My bad grades can be blamed on the pot instead of my lack of intelligence and lack of effort
- I won't have to work, because I'll smell like pot and people with any sense will know better than to hire me, so my parents can count on me staying at home and doing household chores

(anything else you can think of folks?)
 

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