I miss this thread. You all have no IDEA how much this thread has inspired me and others in the last year. No idea.
Now then...
I'm 30 pages behind, so bear with me.
Why are people still on this whole "It's not good for someone like Bruce to adopt a kid" kick? Batman's not exactly a mentally healthy person. And you all realize his approach to fighting crime isn't normal or mature, right? It's just hilarious to hear people going "Sure, he'd be violent and lawbreaking, but he wouldn't endanger a kid!"
I think the time period when Batman takes on Robin matters. He needs to be youngish. Mid thirties, tops. Any older and the brothers to father/son dynamic gets a bit weird.
1) another character is introduced into the film which means screen time must be divided
...So?
2) his back story must be carefully done
Like any character who is to be presented successfully...
3) they must try to erase the stain of Batman Forever
BATMAN FOREVER was one of the highest grossing films of the year. What stain are they trying to erase from it, exactly?
BATMAN & ROBIN was the challenge, and the issue was one of tone, not characters used. I feel like BATMAN BEGINS and THE DARK KNIGHT and a number of other comic book films have handily erased the stain BATMAN & ROBIN left.
4) finding the proper actor
So...cast the proper actor.
5) design that will both make sense in the story, plus be true enough for fans to enjoy
So design a costume that works.
6) write it in such a way that will make the viewer believe that Robin is as realistic as Batman & as necessary as Batman (this probably couldn't be done by even the most seasoned Hollywood writers)
That's horse****. How hard is it to accomplish?
I've come to a conclusion. The "problems" surrounding Robin are the same ones surrounding any character: They all amount to: Some fanboys just aren't creative enough to see a way it could work.
Because many of them flat out SAY that.
You all realize that half of what makes these concepts lasting is the "cheese factor" married with relevant elements, right? What makes these concepts relevant is putting real thought and care into their execution, even though they are weird, and somewhat out there. And are we really pretending the Nolan Batmovies have been devoid of cheese?
Now compare that to a handsome child acrobat who incredibly can fight adult criminals, and since he is heroic.. and an acrobat... he wears a tight with outfit with heroic motifs (like a cape) and make snarky remarks while defeating criminal scum using only his fists and legs. That is cheesier, because is redundant, idiotic and has no layer of deeper meaning.
That's a somewhat limiting explanation fo Robin, but I really fail to see the issue here. The kids an acrobat, probably knows some martial arts, and he has a snarky personality. The average action movie features people with decent, but not world-olympic-level skills, who are occassionally snarky or quippy types, and they succeed because the story demands it.
Who says Robin has to wear a cape all the time? He could have a retractable cape. You know, for acrobatic "flight". But a retractable cape...wow...that idea would never work...right? Right?

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As I said before, the Batman stories are spawning and episodic, and contain many contradictory elements.
Contradictory elements such as...
I think the more practical route is to remove the traditional idea of Robin as combatant. Batman can train him, but as you say, he can't train a teenager in a short amount of time to go fight thugs on the streets of Gotham and swing off buildings. Instead, Robin could be Batman's support. Surveillance, tech support--out of sight, out of danger stuff. For dramatic and story reasons, yes, he's probably going to get involved where he shouldn't--in combat against Batman's wishes. The logical approach in a Nolan film would be to play this as Batman's mistake; Batman got him involved, and now things have escalated beyond what he expected and perhaps beyond his ability to control. Usually, people say the moral problems involved in taking on Robin as a side kick mean it shouldn't be done; I feel they are precisely the reason it should be explored.
Yes. Yes. Yes.