Official Rulk Thread

[Mr. Green]

Just read #5 in the comic store today. Wow - I'm not used to Thor getting owned to that extent. Rulk just shrugs off shots from Mjolnir? And he can jump from the moon back to the earth? Seems like we're getting into pre-Crisis Superman territory here....

LOL!

Yeah, how about everything Rulk does causes f-ing earth quakes! I don't care HOW strong or indestuctable Rulk is supposed to be. How much does he weigh? A few hundred pounds? How does that cause an earthquake?!

 

[Dread]

I did flip through HULK #5, and the Thor-jobbing was pathetic. Loeb is such a hack.

 

[K4tzm4n]

Today's a great day for Thor fans =)

 

[Czar Colossus]

Issue #5 was beyond stupid in all the ways mentioned and more!
I don't believe for a minute that Samson in the Red Hulk (it's just a Red Herring!). I still say it's Ross.
And Rulk is the stupidest name I've ever heard!

 

[WolfCypher]

Issue #5 was beyond stupid in all the ways mentioned and more!
I don't believe for a minute that Samson in the Red Hulk (it's just a Red Herring!). I still say it's Ross.
And Rulk is the stupidest name I've ever heard!

I believe I was the first one to start calling him Rulk here. A stupid name for a stupid character.

 

[Czar Colossus]

I was referring to how he was addressed in the summary in the comic, but congrats to you for aptly naming him!

 

[WolfCypher]

Nah, I remember now. I tried calling him Redulk, which didn't stick, then later I started up with the Rulk. But anyways, yeah...stupid character...

Well, if the comic wasn't bad, we'd have nothing to bash, now would we? It's like Loeb is useful for something after all.

 

[Vartha]

I finally read this, it is lame, but at least green Hulk got beat too.

 

[Mr. Green]

I finally read this, it is lame, but at least green Hulk got beat too.

And the Watcher.

Next on the list: Galactus!

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

And the Watcher.

Next on the list: Galactus!

Or the pre Crisis Superman

 

[Ahura Mazda]

He still has loads of enemies left like Eternity, Death and the Living Tribunal

I hope the Hulk comes back in #6 and the Thor is #5 ends up being either a failed experiment by the skrulls or a cyborg creation of Stark/Reed.

How the hell can they take the Hulk at the end of WWH and turn him into a creature who gets his arm broken easy and then starts passing out because of the pain.....

 

[Czar Colossus]

It's ironic that Loeb calls Red Hulk the next Wolverine. He seems to be right in more ways than one.

Maybe that's the big reveal- Wolverine is actually Red Hulk, and his leaping explains how he's everywhere all at once.

The way things are goin' that actually wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Red Hulk is Marvel's Poochie.

 

[Gilpesh]

Red Hulk is Marvel's Poochie.

So that's who he is under that Hulk body!

 

[Obi-Ron]

Red Hulk should be louder, more obnoxious and have access to a time machine.

 

[Artistsean]

And when Red Hulk isn't in a panel all the characters should say "Wheres Red Hulk?"

Actually I like this story line, even though I am pretty sure who he is.

 

[Badfish40oz]

Actually I like this story line, even though I am pretty sure who he is.

There's a storyline?

 

[Captain Useless]

There's a storyline?

What?!
Somebody should tell Loeb this.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Not that anyone cares what Hannibal Tatu thinks (and rightly so), but it was nice to see that even he has Hulk #5 on his s*** list (under "No, just... no"):

Speaking of WTH, "Hulk" #5 ... what? First of all, that's not in any remote way how Mjolnir works, so unless you've got Superboy punching continuity or Red Hulk's got some serious and heretofore unseen magic floating around him, the central "outsmarting" is kind of dumb. Moreover, that team-up at the end? How in the name of pie could that assemblage of headcases get along well enough to go into the field with dumb green Hulk anyway?

 

[Mr. Green]

LOL! I wonder if Loeb reads this stuff?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I doubt it. He comes off in interviews as one of those writers who basically says "f*** the fans, sales are what matter." And, unfortunately, people are still buying Hulk in droves.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Yeah, all the green Hulk fans trying to figure out what happened after WWH.

 

[Mr. Green]

Like me!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, well, by buying Hulk you're telling Marvel that you like it.

 

[Anubis]

suckers