Official Rulk Thread

[Colossal Spoons]

The first half of issue 9 was the worst bit of comic book I've ever read haha

 

[Obi-Ron]

Yeah, using Brother Voodoo as deus ex machina is a new low, even for this book.

And poor Ms. Marvel was so poorly written! I didn't realize how cold it apparently gets in Vegas, either...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The MN/Sentry banter about therapists was just painful

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

! I didn't realize how cold it apparently gets in Vegas, either...

it doesn't but sometimes the club turn the AC on so high that the Strippers have to wear leg warmers. cause that pole gets really cold..............uh.. oops hehe went off on a tangent carry on!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The pole is never cold

 

[Obi-Ron]

I assumed it was cold because Ms Marvel had her "high beams" on when she was on the phone with Brother Voodoo...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, she sure did

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I assumed it was cold because Ms Marvel had her "high beams" on when she was on the phone with Brother Voodoo...

just cause i gotta!
maybe she got a thing for Haitian brothers with no shoes on hahahahaha

The pole is never cold

ummm and how exactly would you know this spooony?

but comic book seriously you guys didn't mention that stupid Wendigo- Hulk. that was terrible!!

 

[Obi-Ron]

As soon as there is a reasonable explanation as to why Wendigoism (I just made that word up!) is now transferred by bite, zombie-style, and not a result of cannibalism that takes place in the woods of Canada (Not to mention, "How did they get from Canada to Las Vegas in the first place?"), then I will acknowledge the appearance of WendiHulk.

Too bad Brother Voodoo couldn't give us a little exposition.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

ummm and how exactly would you know this spooony?

but comic book seriously you guys didn't mention that stupid Wendigo- Hulk. that was terrible!!

Not the pole....the poooole

Yeah, we're trying not to talk about Wendihulk

 

[MightyAvenge]

Issue 9 was the greatest comic book I've ever read!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha

 

[MightyAvenge]

What's so funny?

 

[TheVelvetOnion]

i've always felt the red hulk is the Red Skull... i mean hulk, cap america super soldier all revolves around each other i guess it could be plausable that The Red Skull got hold of Gamma Radiation and became The Red Hulk

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

Except for the fact that Rulk is actually Glenn Talbolt.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The Red Skull's is Arnim Zola, Jr. right now, too. Plus, if Marvel let Loeb take anything away from Brubaker, I'd have to storm their gates and murder someone.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Except for the fact that Rulk is actually Glenn Talbolt.

That's crazy talk. Glenn Talbot has a mustache.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

His mustache was removed via a deal with the devil while he recovered from his apparent death in Europe.

 

[Obi-Ron]

"One More Mustache"

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

As soon as there is a reasonable explanation as to why Wendigoism (I just made that word up!) is now transferred by bite, zombie-style, and not a result of cannibalism that takes place in the woods of Canada (Not to mention, "How did they get from Canada to Las Vegas in the first place?"), then I will acknowledge the appearance of WendiHulk.

Sooo what i think happened was Siegfried and Roy was looking for a new act for their show at the Mirage. (the white tiger thing has kinda fallen flat since Roy got mauled) So they decided to put a Wendigo into their act. Well while Roy was ... ahem "grooming" Seigfried's Mullet backstage,one low wattage bulb, IQ deficient Showgirl released the Wendigo from it's cage.( they're not to bright but then again they dont have to be)It then lurched into a crowd of buffet line going, black socks and sandals wearing out of town tourists biting them and leading up to what we saw............................Hmmmm or it could just be really dumb ass writing from an even dumber ass comic book. I tend to lean towards the latter.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

Sooo what i think happened was Siegfried and Roy was looking for a new act for their show at the Mirage. (the white tiger thing has kinda fallen flat since Roy got mauled) So they decided to put a Wendigo into their act. Well while Roy was ... ahem "grooming" Seigfried's Mullet backstage,one low wattage bulb, IQ deficient Showgirl released the Wendigo from it's cage.( they're not to bright but then again they dont have to be)It then lurched into a crowd of buffet line going, black socks and sandals wearing out of town tourists biting them and leading up to what we saw............................Hmmmm or it could just be really dumb ass writing from an even dumber ass comic book. I tend to lean towards the latter.

Works for ME. Your "No-Prize" is in the mail. 'Nuff said! Excelsior!

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Works for ME. Your "No-Prize" is in the mail. 'Nuff said! Excelsior!

HEEEELL YEAH BABY!!!!!
It taken me 40 some years to finally get one of these Damn things!
I really tried a couple of time to get one of those damn things for real too. See stuff like that Made mine Marvel.
I like to thank Stan the man Lee, the Academy but most of all Cap'n Stacy.
sniff sniff. Someone pass me a tissue

 

[Silver Knight]

Whats the deal with Wolf Hulk? Can anyone explain?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wendigo bit him

 

[Manic]

Wouldn't he have to have bitten Wendigo instead or something?