Official Rulk Thread

[TheCorpulent1]

I think Smallvillizing Darkseid would be a much bigger crime against comicdom than Smallvillizing Doomsday. How do you take a cosmic god of evil and dilute him down to something that would fit in a format where the hero's most powerful villain so far has spent 90% of his time teaching community college? I mean, I'm sure the Smallville writers would find a way, but all it would lead to for us is despair.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

I think Hulk readers are atleast aware of Talbot. I mean, he was featured in every animated series the Hulk has had to my best memory, his nephew Matt showed up during Peter David's run, appeared in the 2003 film, has had his history skimmed thru in those "Ultimate Guide to the Hulk" books which I almost without exception, see at every bookstore that sells graphic novels, and had his brother appear in the Gamma Corps as Grey.

Exactly.

 

[Franklin Richards]

I'm still recovering from Myxzplzptlk.

 

[fifthfiend]

I think Smallvillizing Darkseid would be a much bigger crime against comicdom than Smallvillizing Doomsday. How do you take a cosmic god of evil and dilute him down to something that would fit in a format where the hero's most powerful villain so far has spent 90% of his time teaching community college? I mean, I'm sure the Smallville writers would find a way, but all it would lead to for us is despair.

I'm saying at the very least they could aspire towards an honest atrocity. Make me wail and gnash my teeth at least a little bit, fellas. Doomsday is just like, ****, why are they even bothering to get out of bed in the morning?

 

[Manic]

Yeah, I mean it's not like Doomsday was a good villain to begin with. They're taking one of the worst Superman villains in existence, and somehow making that worse on Smallville. They could at least have the decency to bastardize a good villain.

 

[Obi-Ron]

[BLACKOUT]Doomsday[/BLACKOUT] is not likely to be red Hulk.

Red Hulk is probably

Spoiler

Sam Sterns' brother Madman.

 

[Anubis]

I'm still recovering from Myxzplzptlk.

They did Myx? Oh God, how did that go down?

 

[Manic]

How could anyone possibly screw up Mxyzptlk? He's a little man made of magic.


The fact that they'd use him at all, on the other hand...

 

[Obi-Ron]

Using undiscovered evidence, I've come to the conclusion that the red Hulk is really

Spoiler

Enrico Pelazzo from the Naked Gun.

 

[Ugfugly]

They did Myx? Oh God, how did that go down?

Smallville Mxysptlk was some Eastern European exchange student who somehow has some kind of mind control powers.

I think that was one of the last episodes I watched.

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Using undiscovered evidence, I've come to the conclusion that the red Hulk is really

Spoiler

Enrico Pelazzo from the Naked Gun.

No its the

Spoiler

other guy from the 3 Tenors.

 

[Obi-Ron]

No its the

Spoiler

other guy from the 3 Tenors.

(Grows beard, then strokes it thoughtfully)

Hmmmmmm.....

 

[Czar Colossus]

I think Red Hulk is really Al Franken!

 

[bryanss3]

does anyone know what this is other than a stupid idea

http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.6511.Happy_New_Year_from_the_All-New_She-Hulk
I'm guess it has something to do with Thundra and Rulk.

She-Hulk is canceled so they're gonna invent another female hulk and Loeb will probably write it and it will be awful.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

So Marvel's gone and decided to run the entire Hulk line into the ground.

 

[Obi-Ron]

I blame the Leader for this.

 

[bryanss3]

I really wish Hulk was canceled it just keeps digging itself further down it'd be better if it just took a break and came back when it will be good.

 

[Obi-Ron]

That's crazy talk!

 

[ibsisomis]

As far as the pic of the chick that looks like Thundra, I'm pretty sure that Thundra and Hulk had a girl or something and she lives on some other dimension (kinda a knock off amazon deal). That pic looks like her, his daughter.

 

[Shockdingo]

does anyone know what this is other than a stupid idea

http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.6511.Happy_New_Year_from_the_All-New_She-Hulk
I'm guess it has something to do with Thundra and Rulk.

She-Hulk is canceled so they're gonna invent another female hulk and Loeb will probably write it and it will be awful.

....the hell is that?! And wait they cancelled She-Hulk? Awww!

 

[spider-neil]

frank cho certainly has a thing for huge boob, he is utterely incapable of drawing a female smaller than a DD. not that Im complaining t:

 

[bryanss3]

frank cho certainly has a thing for huge boob, he is utterely incapable of drawing a female smaller than a DD. not that Im complaining t:

I'll complain about it then I seriously think women in comics need smaller breast. I don't mean like raisins or anything ,but these girls are built like porn stars not super heroes. I don't feel like female characters are taken seriously enough and are just there to gawk at. Hulk #9 was awful all the stuff in She-Hulk's thought box was stuff that just about every She-Hulk series has covered. I really hate this Hulk book this is the 5th issue I've tried to get on board with. I want to like it I just can't I don't see why this book sells more than She-Hulk

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, I mean it's not like Doomsday was a good villain to begin with. They're taking one of the worst Superman villains in existence, and somehow making that worse on Smallville. They could at least have the decency to bastardize a good villain.

Can I ask, are you currently watching Smallville? How do you know they're making him worse?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

does anyone know what this is other than a stupid idea

http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.6511.Happy_New_Year_from_the_All-New_She-Hulk
I'm guess it has something to do with Thundra and Rulk.

She-Hulk is canceled so they're gonna invent another female hulk and Loeb will probably write it and it will be awful.

So that's what Rulk wanted w/ Thundra

 

[Obi-Ron]

Actually I think the real Hulk is that new green chick's father.