Official Rulk Thread

[Xofenroht]

Yeah, I stopped around the same time. Who knows what "Mr. Action" is up to these days.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Ha ha, I guess I'm not the only one who gave up on Countdown.

 

[PhotoJones]

CBR's got an exclusive preview for HULK #1.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

The unexpected thing was Hulk kissing the unconcious opponent.

 

[PhotoJones]

He reverted back to his human form and then killed the Abomination.

 

[Mr. Green]

Holy ****. HULK RAPED ABOMINATION! DEAR GOD!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I'm thinking he urinated on him, but I could see Hulk doing that anyway.

I'm gonna say busted out a marker and doodled on him.

 

[Mr. Green]

He busted something alright... When he RAPED him, that is!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I almost said rape originally, but it felt so obvious a joke for me to use.

 

[PhotoJones]

He totally reverted back to whoever he really is, and he murdered the Abomination. Mark my words.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I'm sure that's more like it. But we don't get enough Hulk on anything erotic stories, so I'm crossing my fingers.

 

[PhotoJones]

I'm sure that's more like it. But we don't get enough Hulk on anything erotic stories, so I'm crossing my fingers.

Yeah, and that's a good thing.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Speak for yourself.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Hey now!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

You American's are such prudes.

 

[Obi-Ron]

If that means little Hulk should stay inside those purple pants, then so be it.

 

[livrule]

Mmmmmmm,

Would Marvel kill the Abomination just a few months before his big screen debut?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't see why not. It's not like he couldn't come back in time for the movie anyway.

 

[PhotoJones]

Who says it's the same Abomination?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Good point. For that matter, how do we know that's the same She-Hulk? And didn't Doc Samson have long hair last time we saw him? Also, wasn't Eleanor Roosevelt really a man?

I hate identity mysteries.

 

[Xofenroht]

Also, wasn't Eleanor Roosevelt really a man?

I hate identity mysteries.

Nope, I checked.

 

[PhotoJones]

My great grandpa used to say that he had confirmation that Eleanor Roosevelt was a woman.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Saucy old bastard, that PhotoJones, Sr., Sr., Sr.

 

[Xofenroht]

My great grandpa used to say that he had confirmation that Eleanor Roosevelt was a woman.

He did. I was there, smoking a cigarette.

 

[PhotoJones]

Saucy old bastard, that PhotoJones, Sr., Sr., Sr.

That he was.