Official Rulk Thread

[Colossal Spoons]

His eyes even stopped glowing

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He was probably watching Earth-617's future that morning by accident.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The rest of the Watchers should punish him for this suckerpunch. Maybe have him keep an eye on the New Exiles for a week. That'd straighten him up

 

[TheCorpulent1]

There's punishment and then there's cruelty for cruelty's sake.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The Watcher is a bag of hammers

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The red Hulk sucks a bag of d**ks!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Issue #9

 

[K4tzm4n]

Issue #9

?


Anyway, Hulk does not suck a bag of d**cks! He DEVOURS them. Regarding New Exiles...I never read the previous one, so when this series came out I purchased the first issue. I went "Wow, nothing here kept my interest but it's an interesting concept so I'll check out #2." $6 later I gave up on it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, it is an interesting concept. It works well when there's a good writer attached to it. Hence why New Exiles sucks.

 

[fifthfiend]

We'll see Thor lose. F***in' Loeb.

Maybe Straczinsky will head down to his office and cock-punch him a couple of times.

 

[Anubis]

Go back and read Winnick's run in trade. Exiles used to be the s**t, now it just is....

 

[K4tzm4n]

I don't know...This experience has left me with a poor taste for the Exiles. Perhaps one day I'll come to forgive it and check out the first run.

 

[Anubis]

Well, you could always drill a hole in your head and let all the sap out.

 

[K4tzm4n]

Hrmm, that may allow me to forget the horrid experience I had with New Exiles. Or it could completely remove my knowledge of English. I'd say it's worth the risk.


Oh and sap? Ouch, I have feelings....I think.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, you could always drill a hole in your head and let all the sap out.

If it was good enough for the 1600s, it's good enough for us.

 

[fifthfiend]

Go back and read Winnick's run in trade. Exiles used to be the s**t, now it just is....

Every once in a while something makes me go oh yeah, Winick actually used to be a pretty okay writer.

 

[K4tzm4n]

Back on topic: Do you really think [BLACKOUT] Doc Sampson [/BLACKOUT] is the new Hulk? It's been obvious that it's down to him or [BLACKOUT]Ross [/BLACKOUT] OR it would be someone completely random.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think it's Jeph Loeb. He's actually written himself into the comic in order to vicariously strike back at everyone who says he sucks by making himself more powerful than God.

 

[K4tzm4n]

Dear God I think you're on to something!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Just wait. When he leaves at #8 or 12 or whenever, the last page'll be him sitting on a pile of cash, giving the reader the finger.

 

[K4tzm4n]

Speaking of him screwing over continuity...I'd love to know when Astonish/Legacy/Uncanny all occur, as well as Thunderbolts/Hulk (only due to Sampson). It also humors me that Moon Knight is still in the past, I don't know why, it just does.

 

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Back on topic: Do you really think [blackout] Doc Sampson [/blackout] is the new Hulk? It's been obvious that it's down to him or [blackout]Ross [/blackout] OR it would be someone completely random.

I think its Willy Lumpkin

 

[K4tzm4n]

Well, I for one hope it's Jubilee.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That would mean Wondra's a Skrull.

Eh, I can't even feign excitement over that.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I need to see more A-Bomb before this is over