Official Rulk Thread

[WolfCypher]

I've choked people with my snake before

 

[Mr. Green]

Yep. It sucks. Back in the late 90s Joe Casey was on the Hulk and Hulk got choked out by a snake. It was a boa or python or something. Not a mutant-cyborg-magically enchanted snake. Just a snake.

Some people just need to read a Hulk comic or one of the movies before they decide they can write his comic. The guy can rip a car in half like it's nothing. That means a werewolf or snake or anything that isn't strong and durable as hell can't choke him out.

 

[Mr. Green]

I've choked people with my snake before

Yeah, your mom told me about that incident.

 

[WolfCypher]

Yeah, your mom told me about that incident.

She didn't have to tell you, you were there with frontrow seats.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wait, did you just retaliate to his insinuation that you slept with your own mother by insinuating that he watched you do it?

 

[WolfCypher]

Wait, did you just retaliate to his insinuation that you slept with your own mother by insinuating that he watched you do it?

Ummm...OK ya see...well...








Damn it! Aren't you a mod!? GET BACK ON-TOPIC, PPL!!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Right. Hey, you think the Hulk ever slept with his mom?

 

[WolfCypher]

Who's mom are you referring to? Cause if you are referring to who I think you are, it's you and me after school. We're throwing down. It's on!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The Hulk's mom.

 

[WolfCypher]

Sure. The Hulk's mom. You just don't want to engage me...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't want to "engage" you? What are you, the starship Enterprise?

 

[WolfCypher]

OK, that was funny.

Here's a Hulk question: The real Hulk is free now...so why the hell isn't he in his primary title? Get Hercules out of there!

 

[Anubis]

Because Hercules is awesome and you know, f**k the Hulk.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

For real. Hercules is making much better use of the comic than the Hulk did 90% of the time.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, Hulk's got his book. With some kinda Skrull Loeb writing it, why break up a good thing with Herc so's we can get double the crap? I mean, what are you? A terrorist?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, Hercules loves America. Do you, Mr. Venom.X (if that's your real name)? Do you?

 

[WolfCypher]

Don't call me Mr. Venom.X. I have not given you any indicaction that I am a Mr.

So you're saying keep the Hulk trapped in this crappy "Hulk" title while his prime title is where he belongs? Herc can have his own damn book! Who's the real terroist? I'd say an immigrant who ursurped someone else's title! Ursurped, I say...

Damn it, Anubis! Your clown-Skelator avatar is freaking me out!

 

[moraldeficiency]

Commie! you stay the hell away from herc and all things fun and good.

 

[fifthfiend]

Yeah, Hercules loves America. Do you, Mr. Venom.X (if that's your real name)? Do you?

Herc hates America, that's why he beat the **** out of all those SHIELD agents.

 

[Anubis]

No he hates the United Nations. Theres a difference.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Herc hates America, that's why he beat the **** out of all those SHIELD agents.

Bendis?

 

[UA-Archangel]

Right. Hey, you think the Hulk ever slept with his mom?

The Hulk doesn't have a mother. He was given birth through parthenogenesis.

 

[Anubis]

Sheep f**king?

 

[UA-Archangel]

Sheep f**king?

Hulk doesn't have a mother and a father.

Just a father and his name is Banner.

 

[Anubis]

So Banner f**ked a sheep?