Ugh, I hope that script is just an early draft. So much of the writing is just so cheesy.
Not to mention too much focus is placed on the humans, none of Transformers except for Optimus or Megatron have real lines of dialogue, none of them aside from the aforementioned are discernable from each other in terms of dialogue sans BB but his "lines" are pure stupid novelty. In short, none of the Transformers have any real personality and are treated just as robots not as true individual characters. They are robots that happen to have certain names and certain aesthetic characteristics that set them apart from each other. That's where the differences end.
The story almost entirely revolves around the human characters and it seems aside from the action sequences everything Transformers is secondary.
The dialogue in general among the human characters is uncreative and cliche. They're two dimensional and there is almost no development. I don't find myself caring about anyone. Even the Transformers. The only emotional pull I have towards them is nostalgia. And that presupposes the Transformers have any relation to their original cartoon counterparts. Which, in relation to the Decepiticons, they barely have any.
And the notion that Megatron is responsible for ALL technology? If I was lactose intolerent this movie would have me sitting on a toilet all day it's so full of cheese.
Area 52? COME THE **** ON. HOOVER DAM BUILT TO CONTAIN ENERGY?!
Sigh. calm.
The Suicidal Tendencies thing make me crack up, however. On a note related to the scene, the idea that the energon cube just makes anything electronic a Transformer is pretty dumb.
The story is flimsy and hardly even there. They tried to pack too many characters into this and ultimately they took up more time introducing them than putting focus on the Transformers or THEIR journey.
Obviously a movie has to have characters you sympathize with but that doesn't necessarily mean they have to be human.
That being said, the movie succedes in what it intended to be: an action movie. BIG EFFING ROBOTS! etc. The action scenes read well. They will obviously be the best part of the film and the only reason to go see it. They sound entertaining and intense. There is no nostalgic value to this film except aesthetically and namewise.