One Universe RPG: Season IV OOC Thread

[Batman]

My name in the will, of course.

And that pending life insurance policy...

 

[wiegeabo]

Remember, it pays double if it's an accident...

 

[Johnny Blaze]

It's ok, MB. Byrd will be dead by sunrise, so Supes will be all yours.

 

[Carnage27]

Well...looks like I am the first. Here we go. If I do end up getting this, I will be dropping on of my other characters.

"One Universe" RPG SEASON IV SIGN-UP FORM

Screen Name: Carnage27

Character you would like to play: Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Powers: After having his DNA combined with that of a spider, Peter was granted sensational abilities including super strength, the ability to stick to almost any surface, a "Spider Sense" which warns him of coming danger, and incredible reflexes and acrobatic skills.

Brief biography of the character's history:

Peter Parker was never what one would call lucky. He lost his parents at a young age, and was taken care of by his Uncle Ben and Aunt May.

He grew up as a boy genius, far and above the intellect of his fellow class mates, and was the constant target of bullying and teasing. But that all changed one fateful day when he was bitten by an experimental spider during a school field trip.

The following transformation was quick, yet complete. Peter was granted with extraordinary abilities. He found he no longer required glasses to see. He was warned before danger reached him. He had super human strength and reflexes, and above all he could stick to and climb almost any surface.

Looking to cash in on his new powers, Peter entered the world of professional wrestling, earning money for his Aunt and Uncle as well as himself. He quickly became arrogance, a side effect of young success.

But Peter was knocked from his perch when an armed gunman shot down his beloved Uncle Ben. A gunman that Peter failed to apprehend after the criminal as he held up the wrestling promoter Parker worked for.

Instead of throwing his life away to grief, Peter held onto Uncle Ben's most powerful words, "With great power comes great responsibility." He used his powers to become the crime fighting Spider-Man, and has saved the citizens of Earth from many a threat.

List a few reasons why you have chosen that character: Spidey has always been, and will always be my favorite comic hero. From his humor to his genius intellect, everything about Spidey is great.

What can you bring to this game?: A dedicated, passionate player.

Color and font you plan on using for your character's speech: Blue Comic Sans for Peter/Bold when in costume

How many times do you intend on posting a DAY IN the RPG: Spidey is such an important character, that I don't see myself rushing posts for him. Once at day at the most.

Please provide a sample post with original content in the style that you plan to write your character in (must be at least 5 paragraphs long and contain at least 3 line of dialogue):

I've gone up against the most heinous villains in the world. I've taken care of drug dealers, mobsters, murderers, and maniacs. Heck, I've even helped to stop a devourer of planets. But today, I, Peter Parker, am facing the deadliest enemy of all.

An angry girlfriend.

"I cannot believe how you've been acting towards me lately," Babs starts angrily over the phone. "Ignoring my calls, barely talking when you do pick up, spending so much time with Gwen."

I can't really blame her for being mad. All the things she's saying are true. But there has been so much to deal with. Superman appointing me to put together a team of meta-teens, Harry's possible drug issues, and most importantly the new Goblin/Fisk feud. Honestly, I just haven't had a lot of time-

"Peter, are you even listening to me!?" Babs breaks me from my own thoughts.

"Yea, I am. I've just been really busy lately. I'm a high school student who fights guys that look like Rocky Horror Picture Show rejects for a living, Babs. All I can say is that I'm sorry and I'll try to do better."

Yea, right. Like that line ever works. Smooth move, Parker.

"Yea well, I don't know if sorry is going to cut it this time, Pete."

Click

Ter-freaking-rific, I think as I pull my mask over my face and open my rooms window. I let loose a webline and swing into the New York night, honestly hoping some idiot tries to rob a bank. I need a good oppertunity to let go of some frustration.

And like a sign from heaven, I see two police cars speed by, sirens blaring underneath me. I follow them downtown, where they come to a screehing halt infront of a bank.

I perch myself on a gargoyle attached to a nearby building, and attempt to get a reading on the situation, when suddenly one of the bank's walls blows out in a storm of bricks, and out steps...

"Oh, you like me, you really like me," I say to the heavens as if speaking to God himself.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Do you know how to post pictures on the hype boards?:

 

[Catman_prb]

If you drop Nightcrawler, I'll rip your balls off.

 

[Carnage27]

If you drop Nightcrawler, I'll rip your balls off.

It won't be Kurt.

Anyway, my school's transportation system blows, so I missed class. I'll work on my post now.

 

[trustyside-kick]

Lol

 

[Carnage27]

Sample post and history completed. And now, we wait.

 

[Byrd Man]

Sample post and history completed. And now, we wait.

I'm with ya, brother. But I obly got 8 more hours! In your face

 

[Batman]

Dammit, man. MSN!

We can't discuss the terms of your pending life insurance policy here.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

If you drop Nightcrawler, I'll rip your balls off.

And I'll tear his ******* out and shove it down his throat.

 

[Carnage27]

And I'll tear his ******* out and shove it down his throat.

Relax! I'm not dropping Kurt.

Leave my ******* where it is.

 

[Carnage27]

I can haz approval?

 

[Byrd Man]

Carnage is approved. Now if someone would be so kind with me....

 

[wiegeabo]

But, if I approve you, JB will kill me too.

I like not being dead.

 

[Byrd Man]

A strapping lad like you, you can fight him off....for awhile.

 

[Carnage27]

Huzzah!

Oh, and I'm dropping Supergirl.

 

[wiegeabo]

Are you kidding? When he's on that wacky weed, he feels no pain!


Fine. Approved.

*gets knife*

...on second thought

*gets AK-47*

 

[Carnage27]

First Spider-Man post up.

This is the first mega character I've ever played. I want to make sure I do the character justice, so any criticism you guys have will be welcomed.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Carnage, we're outside in the rainstorm right now. There's no roof above us anymore.

 

[Carnage27]

Carnage, we're outside in the rainstorm right now. There's no roof above us anymore.

...

.....

Well **** me.

I'll edit now.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

*unzips pants*

Oh...that was just a figure of speech, wasn't it?

 

[wiegeabo]

Ok, more than a few characters culled this time

No posts
Optikal - Wolverine - Approved 8/7
Catman_prb - Patriot - Approved 8/16
Byrd Man - Superman - Approved 8/28

More than 30 days without a post
Harlekin - Bulleteer - 7/07
Optikal - Gambit - 7/21
SenseiofCheese - Hank Pym - 7/05
SenseiofCheese - Amanda Waller - 7/04
Belvedere - USAgent - 7/01
Belvedere - Bullseye - 7/01
Karem-Knight - Lex Luthor - 7/31

More than 21 days without a post
Optikal - James Rhodes - 8/04

More than 14 days without a post
Keyser Soze - Thor - 8/11

More than 10 days without a post
Watchman - Noh-Varr - 8/18
Johnny Blaze - Hulk - 8/17
Watchman - Doctor Doom - 8/18

On the chopping block

Removed from roster
Bulleteer
Colossus
Daredevil
Hank Pym
Supergirl
Amanda Waller
USAgent
Bullseye

 

[Keyser Soze]

I'm not too happy about being past the 14 day mark with Thor. Are we moving things forward with this Avengers story or not? I wrapped everything up and have been waiting for the cue, as requested, but if we're not moving on this I'll find something else to do to keep the big guy active.

 

[wiegeabo]

You could always have more sex with Wonder Woman.