Quesada killed Marvel.

[PhotoJones]

Everyone likes the smell of their own brand.

 

[Anubis]

Everyone likes the smell of their own brand.

PJ likes to sniff his own farts!

I'm afraid that I do too.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's more a morbid curiosity with me. I'm never quite sure what my farts'll smell like, so I cautiously sniff and always hate myself for it afterward.

 

[PhotoJones]

PJ likes to sniff his own farts!

I'm afraid that I do too.

When I was a kid, my mom with friends was this chick who had a kid my age, so I was forced to be his friend, too. Anyway, no matter where this kid was, in public or at home, if he farted, he'd turn around as quick as he could and get down to sniff whatever he was sitting on.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I hope you don't talk to that kid anymore.

 

[PhotoJones]

I haven't talked to that kid in over a decade.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You made the right choice. He's probably a sociopath in training right now.

 

[PhotoJones]

He joined the military. So, yes. You're correct.

 

[Anubis]

Heh, Corporal Bum Sniffer.

 

[PhotoJones]

He was also obsessed with Star Wars and his family was wealthy. Oh, and he thought Wolfenstein 3D was the best thing ever.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, it was the best thing ever at the time.

 

[Anubis]

Now theres a recipie for dead hookers.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Especially if they're Nazi hookers.

 

[PhotoJones]

You would have gotten along with him.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I certainly would not have.

 

[PhotoJones]

Sure, you would.

 

[fifthfiend]

Especially if they're Nazi hookers.

Someone's been reading All-Star Batman.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I haven't, and I resent the implication.

 

[fifthfiend]

I haven't, and I resent the implication.

You should, it's got some *****in' nazi hookers in it.

Disclaimer: No, you really shouldn't.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I wouldn't have anyway.

 

[fifthfiend]

I shouldn't have.

Well, I better figure out who I'm married to, he probably wouldn't enjoy my date tonight with another guy.

I just assumed you guys were swingers.

 

[PhotoJones]

I just assumed the date was a lie.

 

[fifthfiend]

I find the internet is more fun if you assume people's obvious lies are true.

 

[PhotoJones]

My strict moral code prevents me from doing that.

 

[fifthfiend]

My strict moral code

Hahahaha, exactly.