KalMart
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The Ravens one is just endless paragraphs of Baltimore getting owned.
....by Flacco, to boot.
The Ravens one is just endless paragraphs of Baltimore getting owned.
The only thrilling thing with the Ravens is to see how many times Joe Flacco can overthrow Torrey Smith before they connect on one.
Three words: Cam ****ing Cameron. This tool owes Drew Brees a lifetime of hand jobs for having a job right now. Anyone who comes from the Norv Turner coaching tree is already working on a curve, and Cam Cameron is just as bad as he is. You think Brian Billick's play calling was bad? Watch any Ravens offensive third down play and see Cam Cameron blow that **** right out of the water. 3rd and 10? Let's just run that **** up the middle. 3rd and 1? Buckle up baby, we're sending this one deep. Oh, and Billy Cundiff. **** Billy Cundiff.
Billy Cundiff is still on the roster. **** that guy. He could try and hang himself and miss kicking the stool over.
The Ravens one is just endless paragraphs of Baltimore getting owned.
team whose offense has at most a total of one NFL-caliber receiver in the whole lot, a rookie quarterback old enough to have Alzheimer's disease, an offensive line that possesses absolutely no right side, and a running back tandem that is averaging 1 knee surgery for every 2.5 games played
Cleveland Browns "Why Your Team Sucks" is up today. It's great stuff, and this one user post is brilliant in a most Edward Gorey/Dr. Seuss fashion.
C for catching, a skill no Brown can do;
L for the 12 losses we'll surely accrue.
E for endzone, a place we'll never go;
V for the velocity not on a McCoy throw.
E for everywhere, our spots with holes,
L for the let down of more field goals.
A for the abysmal state of our LBs
N for the negative wind chill that makes my ass freeze.
D for the drinking problems we have concealed,
B for the bottles we threw on the field.
R for the redzone, which allegedly exists,
O for our offense, whose ineptness persists.
W for wide-outs, of which we have none,
N for my noose, or perhaps my gun.
And S is for Sunday: the day of the week I'll get out of bed, put on a my Browns' jersey, and drink my way through 60 minutes of watching a team whose offense has at most a total of one NFL-caliber receiver in the whole lot, a rookie quarterback old enough to have Alzheimer's disease, an offensive line that possesses absolutely no right side, and a running back tandem that is averaging 1 knee surgery for every 2.5 games played; and a defense that will not only always be on the field but that has an injury ravaged line, a linebacker corps that wouldn't be able to make the cut at any of the DIII schools in the area, an already thin secondary, and that will have to go up against the likes of Vick, Dalton (x2), Fitzpatrick, Eli, Luck, Rivers, Flacco (x2), Romo, Roethlisberger (x2), Palmer, Cassell, Griffin, and Peyton. Seriously. 0 and 16 isn't out of the question.
Listening to announcers love to squeal about "Ben" hanging onto the ball for too long and OMG LOOGIT HOW HE TURNS SOMETHING INTO NOTHING!!! NO OTHER QUARTERBACK IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE CAN DO WHAT HE JUST DID!! It's not necessarily a good thing to have a fat quarterback who can absorb punishment and only knows what to do when a play basically turns into backyard football. I think Tom Brady does just fine by doing the opposite: you know, correctly reading the defense and making quick, accurate passes.
I hope you're all ready for the Saints to rain divine retribution upon your scandalous souls.
New England signs Olympic Sprinter Jeff Demps:
http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/...ic-medalist-demps-opts-for-patriots-over-bucs
You forgot the standard "deer in the headlights" comment in regard to Tomlin.The article hit the nail on the head. Especially the part Erz cited. Roethlisberger's style won't work much longer. He is 30 years old and takes more hits than any other NFL quarterback due to his style. He will be lucky if he makes it to 35 in the NFL and his best years are probably behind him. His style does not allow for a long career.
Honestly, if Rothleisberger doesn't win a ring this year, he won't win another one in his career. This is it for the Tomlin Steelers (and last year probably would've been it if the Steelers hadn't been given one of the biggest cake schedules in the league this year). Correction: This is it for the Cowher Steelers. It has been six years and Tomlin still hasn't made this team his own. He's had one marquee player from the draft each year and then a bunch of busts. Cowher maintained a competitive team for 15 years through constant rebuilding through mid to late round draft picks who he could then groom into NFL caliber players. Tomlin hasn't done that. Instead Tomlin has allowed the culture to devolve from one of strict discipline to complacency.
Cowher's team continues to age. The Tomlin guys aren't performing at high levels, at championship caliber levels. I think that article was correct in predicting that after this year, Steeler Nation is looking at a decade of teams that are 8-8 at the best.
This isn't even close to bullying, these are grown men playing pranks on each other. Is Johnny Knoxville a bully? No. Its just dudes messing with each other.