Rules of Thumb

[The Original Bamfer]

What's a washroom?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

A room, for washin.'

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Is it like a bathroom?

 

[Guts]

Is it still a bathroom is there is no bath in it?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Rule #1: Never give the robots guns.

Rule #2: Never give the monkeys guns.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Speaking of which, I see strange signs that say "restroom". They typically end up being like bathrooms, but the name is misleading; the last thing I do in there is rest.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Always ask yourself, "What would MacGyver do?"

 

[Guts]

Always ask yourself, "What would MacGyver do?"

Sleep in a urinal?

 

[MrMaooz]

1. Never let them see you bleed.

2. Always have an escape plan.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Sleep in a urinal?

I missed that episode. It must have been flush with action.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If you are mean and nasty, and hate everything about Christmas... Why move to the North Pole?

 

[DarkSentinel]

If it bleeds, you can kill it. Sometimes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Remember... If they are small, they may crawl ya'.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Never fondle a thylacine.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I don't care what two consenting adults get goin' at in the privacy of their own bedrooms. I don't care if they are tickling each other in the ass with a feather. Personally, I'd like to think that's what heaven is all about.

 

[DarkSentinel]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The only good sasquatch is a dead sasquatch.

 

[Hobgoblin]

You dont have to speak, but you do need to listen and remember.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

To the young I say this: You are always smarter than "they" think you are, but you are never as smart as you think you are.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Make sure you know they are, make them unsure of what you are.

 

[Kane52630]

Speaking of which, I see strange signs that say "restroom". They typically end up being like bathrooms, but the name is misleading; the last thing I do in there is rest.

Okay, Element Terry.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Always google the common pronunciation of every single word you say before you say it.