RSVP'd for the Fantastic Fest 2010 competition for this on Facebook just for laughs (it's the one where 4 people are invited to the Fantastic Fest premiere and watch the whole movie while buried alive for the whole hour-and-a-half runtime). Even if I get picked as one of the 4 winners, I probably will decline my acceptance. Besides, to mis-quote a hilarious scene from Young Frankenstein, THIS is probably what I'd be like if I partook in the event:
Me: No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not dig me back out of this coffin before the movie's over or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not dig me out.
Ryan Reynolds: Nice knowin' ya.
*I lie down in the coffin and the top is closed shut. The people responsible for burying me and digging me back out later start throwing dirt on top of it.]
Me: (slowly beginning to panic) Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Dig me out of this goddamn place or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!
*My cries go unheard. When I'm finally dug back out 90 minutes later, I'm in so much shock that I just keel over, a la Bazooka Joe.*