So me and my girlfriend just broke up.

[Gentleman Owl]

I think, anyway.

Anyone else having a ****** day?

 

[Alex The Great]

Get drunk

 

[Honey Vibe]

Anyone else having a ****** day?

NOPE -- I on the other hand just scored a date!

SHA-MON

 

[Gentleman Owl]

I wanna get drunk but alas I am a student and have no money.

 

[Paroxysm]

Ah, the dating game. I miss the thrill of the hunt sometimes.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

I said last time that I was gonna leave the whole serious relationship thing alone for a while. And that failed. But I think I genuinely mean it this time.

 

[Alex The Great]

You're 19 Years Old. Unless you're in America, then get drunk. I'm sure your friends will buy

 

[Master Chief]

Chug some Listerine.

 

[Yurka]

Look at porn, you'll forget about the lady in no time

 

[Ernie]

NOPE -- I on the other hand just scored a date!

SHA-MON

It's CHUM-ON; now beat it!

I wanna get drunk but alas I am a student and have no money.

Then find some gravitas and get "some other girl" drunk.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

>implying I have friends. Uni doesn't really allow time for friends.

But listerene, yeah!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

pics of ex, OP.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

I'm not that harsh, I'll wait a little while and see if she does something really ****.

 

[Pfeiffer-Pfan]

I wanna get drunk but alas I am a student and have no money.

What?... that doesn't sound like student talk.

Seriously call up a friend or two and even go out for a ''social'' drink.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I'm not that harsh, I'll wait a little while and see if she does something really ****.

pics or fake.

 

[terry78]

Is this what passes for a feelgood Friday thread these days?

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Enjoy I guess.

Spoiler

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Come on, Terry, we're desperate.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

pics or fake.

Hahaha, the kid's been single for less than an hour. Tomorrow you'll be telling him to to PM **** or GTFO.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Enjoy I guess.

Spoiler

MOM?!

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Why do you think I was so reluctant to post a picture?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hahaha, the kid's been single for less than an hour. Tomorrow you'll be telling him to to PM **** or GTFO.

Already did.

OP, lay off the Linkin Park and Hinder.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Don't worry, I got thirteen senses to cut my wrists too.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I...I guess?

 

[Master Chief]

lol that band rules.

if you're gonna do that though this song is 1000000x better.

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