So me and my girlfriend just broke up.

[Gentleman Owl]

I can't cut myself anyway or I'll be forced to take medication like last time.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

**** sux bro

 

[Aesop Rocks]

but seriously, if you dumped your gf or vise versa, tell her I said I confide in wolves at night.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

I'm not really sure who dumped who. It was kinda a week of. I DUMP YOU. No I take you back! Who said I want you back? LOL LETS BREAK UP. Ya dumped etc etc

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You two handled it like completely mature adults.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Yep, especially when she started to rip chunks of flesh out of my arm and beat me with her phone.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Sounds like a keeper, to be honest.

Here's what you do:

1. Go back in time and slap yourself forgetting a mowhawk
2. Come back to the present and be forever alone. :')

 

[Gentleman Owl]

What does a mohawk have to do with anything?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Trust me, it has to do with EVERYTHING.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Key to the universe and stuff, yeah?

 

[AndThePickles]

>implying I have friends. Uni doesn't really allow time for friends.

Honey, I had a huge courseload and two jobs at university and I still made time for friends. You, too, can do it.

Remember, you're super young, and now is the time for dating around and unfortunately, for break ups, too. Treat each one as a learning experience. Allow yourself to wallow in self-pity today, but treat tomorrow as it is - a new day, and a new opportunity to enjoy the moment. Be thankful for what you have, and go out and do something fun for yourself.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Honey, I had a huge courseload and two jobs at university and I still made time for friends. You, too, can do it.

Remember, you're super young, and now is the time for dating around and unfortunately, for break ups, too. Treat each one as a learning experience. Allow yourself to wallow in self-pity today, but treat tomorrow as it is - a new day, and a new opportunity to enjoy the moment. Be thankful for what you have, and go out and do something fun for yourself.

Wow, thank you. This relationship and break up sure has taught me a lot, though. More than any relationship before it. I should probably make a list of everything I can do now I'm single that I couldn't do when I was with someone

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

sounds like a keeper, to be honest.

Here's what you do:

1. Go back in time and slap yourself forgetting a mowhawk
2. Come back to the present and be forever alone. :')

lmfao

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Key to the universe and stuff, yeah?

Todd, do you mind if I call you Todd?

Alright, listen to me, shave the mohawk, save the world.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Todd's a good name. I need to grow a mohawk first...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

But...isn't that what you have in that picture?

Or is that even you??

I can google "cute alternative couple" too!

 

[Gentleman Owl]

I have a mullet in that picture xD

 

[C. Lee]

Todd, do you mind if I call you Todd?

Alright, listen to me, shave the mohawk, save the world.

So....he was the one with the Mohawk in the pic?

 

[AndThePickles]

Wow, thank you. This relationship and break up sure has taught me a lot, though. More than any relationship before it. I should probably make a list of everything I can do now I'm single that I couldn't do when I was with someone

That is an excellent idea. Try to look at it in a good way. I know that is sucks completely right now, but the best thing to do is to think positive. Which sounds really corny, but it will help you. It's important to do some moping, but then you've got to force yourself to starting thinking about numero uno, and just being happy with yourself.

 

[Paroxysm]

I have a mullet in that picture xD

ouch, downgrade.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I have a mullet in that picture xD

Oh...Oh God.

You're not one of them scenesters are you? :/

So....he was the one with the Mohawk in the pic?

I guess it's a mullet now.

You know what a mullet is, don't you C. Lee?

Assuming you rocked one stupid hard in the 80s and 90s.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

That is an excellent idea. Try to look at it in a good way. I know that is sucks completely right now, but the best thing to do is to think positive. Which sounds really corny, but it will help you. It's important to do some moping, but then you've got to force yourself to starting thinking about numero uno, and just being happy with yourself.

The only thing I will miss is the romance. Holding hands, cheeky kisses, the good mornings and the romantic sex. I can get everything else from floozies.

I have an earstretch, tats and a mullet, so I guess I'm pretty scene? Oh dear...

 

[chapin]

drink

 

[enterthemadness]

Honey, I had a huge courseload and two jobs at university and I still made time for friends. You, too, can do it.

Remember, you're super young, and now is the time for dating around and unfortunately, for break ups, too. Treat each one as a learning experience. Allow yourself to wallow in self-pity today, but treat tomorrow as it is - a new day, and a new opportunity to enjoy the moment. Be thankful for what you have, and go out and do something fun for yourself.

That sounds nearly impossible to do, unless you manage your days and time correctly. Like have Mon-Fri be your class/homework days and leave Sat and Sun for tv/parties/personal tme/work time. I know a math teacher I had did something like that. He would study hard 4-5 days a week, then have 'me time' the other 2 or 3 days.

 

[AndThePickles]

That sounds nearly impossible to do, unless you manage your days and time correctly. Like have Mon-Fri be your class/homework days and leave Sat and Sun for tv/parties/personal tme/work time. I know a math teacher I had did something like that. He would study hard 4-5 days a week, then have 'me time' the other 2 or 3 days.

It is very much possible. I had work, classes, and schoolwork to focus on every day but Saturday, and I still made time for myself, my boyfriend, and going out with friends. In fact, I often went out 3 nights a week. It's all about balancing your time and being responsible enough to just get your work done instead of procrastinating.